I used to avoid split infinitives, until I found out that it originated with Latin. Then I began to confidently write them whenever they sounded pleasing to my ear. If there's an afterlife and they quibble over my decision, I will say "scribere split infinitives amo so there". That'll hurt them worse than the split infinitives, and grant them a new sense of perspective.
Well, that's what this mouse plans, but we all know what Robert Burns used to say about mice and their ability to carry out tasks.