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I’m a farmer, ask me anything

354 replies

AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 17:20

As title! :)

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thislido · 30/04/2019 22:11

Is it good!?

It can be. I'm a sporadic listener but some people get very attached to it. Join us on The Archers thread if you find yourself listening!

Valkarie · 30/04/2019 22:14

Is all British lamb free range? How would I be able to tell?

Valkarie · 30/04/2019 22:15

Is all British lamb free range? How would I be able to tell?

SciFiScream · 30/04/2019 22:20

I'm was in the Reserves and a few years ago my soldiers came running up to me "ma'am, ma'am there's a sheep lying on its back!" We were on exercise. I told them to right it and we all helped. It took 3 of us to get it safely back on its feet.

So I've been there, I've helped a sheep.

I don't know how I knew it was important. I just knew it was...

Greengreengrass19 · 30/04/2019 22:22

Ever since we spotted (and helped) a sheep on its back I’ve been on constant field watch and would have no qualms about getting out and helping a sheep. Onto their bums first then front feet down. Right?

S1naidSucks · 30/04/2019 22:23

SciFiScream

That sounds absolutely adorable. All these big tough soldiers worrying about a sheep. 😁

Rabbitmug · 30/04/2019 22:32

All lambs and sheep are free range. Poor pigs and chickens are the ones who can be intensively farmed Sad

CMB11 · 30/04/2019 22:32

Liam or Noel!

Rabbitmug · 30/04/2019 22:33

I'm intrigued by your Brexit stance, do you not worry about tarrifs?

RhubarbIsEvil · 30/04/2019 22:37

Arw abbatoirs Hell holes? The animal may have.a good life but does it have a good death?

Workschmurk · 30/04/2019 22:49

What do you feed you flock / herd on?

AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 22:54

What's best to do in situations when see that dog is actually in the field? Just straight up to farm and alert or go into field with dog/owner and try and reason or would that just upset ewes/lambs more?

Most important thing is to get the dog out. If owners can’t/won’t then yes, find the farmer if you can.

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Poppyinafieldofdreams · 30/04/2019 22:55

What is farming like as a business. From the outside it appears very difficult, time consuming and confusing. You have to deal with a lot of regulations, funding and make critical decisions. It is something I imagine that is in the blood and you get a lot of help from outside experts. Are you working all the time and doing the associated book keeping in the evenings. How do you plan for unexpected shortages, poor wether crops and related increase in costs.

AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 22:56

Have you been on this farming life?

No but I like watching it, it’s one of the more accurate depictions of.....well, farming life Grin

Is all British lamb free range? How would I be able to tell?

Lambs don’t do well without room to move, sunlight and grass. I don’t know if any farmers who rear lamb indoors, it’s far too expensive to keep feeding them.

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Ihaventgottimeforthis · 30/04/2019 23:07

Are you not aware you can still get a licence to cull corvids on your farm to protect livestock welfare? If you weren't aware, is that NE's fault or yours?

How will you replace your BPS income?

AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 23:09

Well done SciFi Smile

Green as long as they’re heaved over right side up it’s a job well done!

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AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 23:10

Liam or Noel!

Wrong thread? Grin

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AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 23:16

I'm intrigued by your Brexit stance, do you not worry about tarrifs?

I think the positives will outweigh the negatives.

Arw abbatoirs Hell holes? The animal may have.a good life but does it have a good death?

They’re like anything, some good some not but overall we have very high standards to adhere to in the UK.
With sheep/lambs - they are transported to the abattoir in a group from their own farm. Once there, they go into a pen and have their ear tags scanned. They’re used to this happening, it’s a regular thing for them being handled in pens.
They then go into a ‘race,’ a narrow channel in single file. Again, something they’ve done many times before when being weighed, going through foot bath etc.
The race goes round a corner. The front sheep goes round, the rest are stopped by a gate. Once round the corner, out of sight of the others, the front sheep is stunned. They don’t know anything about it.

I think it’s a humane system.

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AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 23:18

What do you feed you flock / herd on?

Grass mainly, with silage and concentrate feed around lambing time, and access to vitamin and mineral licks in the field.

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OnlineAlienator · 01/05/2019 06:42

Lambs don’t do well without room to move, sunlight and grass. I don’t know if any farmers who rear lamb indoors, it’s far too expensive to keep feeding them.

I do. Guy who buys thousands of store lambs around the country, then feeds them up as fast as possible indoors.

Also, in a lot of larger operations a lot of caddy (orphan) lambs are created, these will be machine reared, weaned early then fed up indoors for slaughter, so they never go outside.

Sheep meat is a better bet than any other for free range, but its not 100% garanteed....

legolimb · 01/05/2019 06:45

Interesting thread.

I don't have a question but am enjoying reading it.

AskAFarmer · 01/05/2019 06:52

Yes actually, our pet lambs stay indoors. We don’t have many as we set on as many as we can to other ewes, but those that we do have stay in.

This isnt through choice - the bare fact is that they tend to pick up infections/pneumonia and die if they’re turned out. Because they’re bottle fed they just don’t have the immunity and constitution of the lambs fed by their mothers.
They are in a very large area indoors though with lots of natural light and air, so we do the best for them that we can. The alternatives are turning them out to potentially die, or not keeping them at all, so I think it’s the best answer. We don’t make anything from them as their milk and feed is expensive and they don’t finish as well as the others, but what else can you do?

Wrt to the farmer buying 1000s of stores, I can’t imagine they’d be in for long as like I say, they just don’t do well indoors on hard feed, and it’s a very expensive and not at all common system.

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AskAFarmer · 01/05/2019 07:01

What is farming like as a business. From the outside it appears very difficult, time consuming and confusing. You have to deal with a lot of regulations, funding and make critical decisions. It is something I imagine that is in the blood and you get a lot of help from outside experts. Are you working all the time and doing the associated book keeping in the evenings. How do you plan for unexpected shortages, poor wether crops and related increase in costs.

You just need to be organised. There is a LOT of paperwork and regulations involved in keeping livestock, some of it pointless and some not. Then there are all the other bills associated with the business and vat to sort out etc.
Lots of insurances and licences to renew.
Inspections from trading standards and DEFRA.
Wages for workers to consider.
Maintenance of machines and buildings, health and safety.
Planning the actual ‘farming’ - which ewes are going to which rams, when the ram needs to go in for lambing to happen at the right time, which fields need to be fertilised, how much silage we’re doing, soil analysis, buying cattle, buying sheep, best time to sell, which lambs are ready to go.

There’s a lot to do and think of, but that’s the same in any business. If you plan properly, stay organised and work hard then it’s fine.

Farmers who moan and complain about early starts and hard work really piss me off. It’s a fantastic lifestyle which we’re privileged to have; if they don’t like it they should go do something else! I think it does the image of farming no good when you get all these old men in brand new Land Rovers moaning about being poor. Most of them are mortgage free and lazy as a result. If they can’t cut it in the current climate they should move aside and let some keen youngsters in (rant over Grin).

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AskAFarmer · 01/05/2019 07:04

Are you not aware you can still get a licence to cull corvids on your farm to protect livestock welfare? If you weren't aware, is that NE's fault or yours?

The general licence worked. No need to remove it.

How will you replace your BPS income?

We already pretend we don’t get it, and have done for years. Changed to a low input, more natural system and changed a lot of practices. We have a more New Zealand style system now.
Farmers need to stop relying on their subsidies.

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ijustcannotdoit · 01/05/2019 07:26

Very interesting thread OP, thanks.