Adam Kay

When I say i isolation I mean it wasn’t just Adam Kay Personally I am shocked looking back at what ‘the norm’ was. I joined in singing those songs 20 years ago. Then you grow up and times change

These days I teach medical students . The culture is totally different l. It would be unthinkable to behave this way now. Comedy seems to evolve really quickly think about how I acceptable David Walliams’ racist disablist sketches are now.

I am not condoning it - I am just saying that Adam Kay behaved this way in part because of the culture around him at that time. He was an idiot for publishing the songs outside the medical school as they lost context.

Many doctors such as myself are glad that he wrote a book about some of the awful times we experienced as doctors in training. It represents my own experience very closely . My take is that he was in a very very dark place mental health wise when he wrote the book.

What you need to know about those songs is that that culture of medical student ‘reviews’ in 2000 was for them to be deliberately as dark humour , OTT as possible. It was about overstepping the line in private.

There are many things you have to do as a doctor eg emptying a rectum the size of a rugby ball with impacted poo using just a spoon…. True story

I was at the medical school where these songs were written and performed . I was probably in the audience. Looking back the humour was grim. But it wasn’t just Adam. On my first year we leant a whole list of unspeakable songs - the tampax factory, my name is Jack , I’m a necrophiliac…. I have also experienced the awful time as a junior doctor at the time he was one.

You can’t look at Adam Kay songs in isolation.

What you need to know about those songs is that that culture of medical student ‘reviews’ in 2000 was for them to be deliberately as dark humour , OTT as possible. It was about overstepping the line in private.

There are many things you have to do as a doctor eg emptying a rectum the size of a rugby ball with impacted poo using just a spoon…. True story

I was at the medical school where these songs were written and performed . I was probably in the audience. Looking back the humour was grim. But it wasn’t just Adam. On my first year we leant a whole list of unspeakable songs - the tampax factory, my name is Jack , I’m a necrophiliac…. I have also experienced the awful time as a junior doctor at the time he was one.

You can’t look at Adam Kay songs in isolation.

What you need to know about those songs is that that culture of medical student ‘reviews’ in 2000 was for them to be deliberately as dark humour , OTT as possible. It was about overstepping the line in private.

There are many things you have to do as a doctor eg emptying a rectum the size of a rugby ball with impacted poo using just a spoon…. True story

I was at the medical school where these songs were written and performed . I was probably in the audience. Looking back the humour was grim. But it wasn’t just Adam. On my first year we leant a whole list of unspeakable songs - the tampax factory, my name is Jack , I’m a necrophiliac…. I have also experienced the awful time as a junior doctor at the time he was one.

You can’t look at Adam Kay songs in isolation.

What you need to know about those songs is that that culture of medical student ‘reviews’ in 2000 was for them to be deliberately as dark humour , OTT as possible. It was about overstepping the line in private.

There are many things you have to do as a doctor eg emptying a rectum the size of a rugby ball with impacted poo using just a spoon…. True story

I was at the medical school where these songs were written and performed . I was probably in the audience. Looking back the humour was grim. But it wasn’t just Adam. On my first year we leant a whole list of unspeakable songs - the tampax factory, my name is Jack , I’m a necrophiliac…. I have also experienced the awful time as a junior doctor at the time he was one.

You can’t look at Adam Kay songs in isolation.

Ziggy ? and this man has seen first hand some of the horrors parents inflict on their off spring. How he ever passed those exams is beyond me.

Jesus I regret wading in. The behaviours I'm referring to are in some part, Surrogacy. I'm not saying he's a great guy, but I'm saying that taking what he says during a comedy show as a serious indication of his morals, is stupid. This polarising thing is bullshit.

One baby is called Ruby and the other baby is called Ziggy. I assumed that one is a girl baby and one is a boy baby.

I didn't realise they were both female, well at least they will have each other I suppose. The more I think about intetentally having 2 genetic unrelated children in the same school year, the more I think this is an incredibly unwise decision. Did he even talk to the parents of any fraternal twins ?

Fellas, Aren't you glad you're not...a woman? You're not a Sheila, you're a Peter, or a Clive. Because their lack of spatial awareness, makes them really fkin' careless. You should, never, ever let a woman drive. When a girl is sitting at the wheel you're gonna hear the crunch of steel. There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger. If you want to leave the car alive never let a woman drive. If you ever let a bird reverse you're gonna end up in a hearse. You're in massive fkin' peril if you're driver's name is Sheryl If you want to leave the car alive never let a woman drive

It’s amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to mine for some more. Your skirt ended up on the living room chairs, And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs, And though you looked fit with your clothes on, Man I was a fool… Cos you look like sht when you wear nothing at all. Oh the clothes that you wore looked a million dollars, But the body beneath, it looked just like Rick Waller’s. The makeup you wear is a clever disguise To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes. Your cellulite’s dreadful, your covered in zits and Your stomach’s about as defined as quicksand. If I’m being honest your tits are unacceptably small, So you look like sht when you wear nothing at all. When we went back to mine I was up for a shag. In the bedroom I realised you’re a dumpy old slag. Your pubes reach your navel and they cover your thighs, Didn’t know they made arses that size. When we met on that night, I could swear that I never Would have guessed you’re a female Andrew Lloyd Webber. The hair on your chest’s a bit endocrinological, And you look like sht when you wear nothing at all. Your teeth are all yellow, with bloody great gaps so Your face is a picture, by Pablo Picasso. I can see that your arse has its own gravitational pull, And you look like sht when you wear nothing at all.

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and nag, You go five days without a shag There's no cunnilingus You can only use your fingers When she's using a menstrual rag. For the week or two preceeding The days your other half is bleeding, The moody b**ch is in a stress Complaining about PMS and, When her womb has started sluffin, You won't be eatin any muffin, Two, four, six, eight, Come on girls, lets menstruate. Heavy flow or gentle spotting, Running down her legs or clotting All that lining that she sheds leaves Nasty patches on your bedsheets. Just don't waste your efforts pleading You won't be shagging when she's bleeding The Methenamic acid means you might as well be flaccid When she's using a menstrual rag. It's hard to be all that devoted When she is looking fat and bloated From all the water she's retaining, While her pants have nasty staining. You won't be doing any groping When she's losing haemoglobin, Two, four, six, eight, Come on girls, lets menstruate. Get those Bodyforms with wings, and grab your Tampax by the strings, and TENA lady's sanitary pads, come on boys you've seen the ads. This dance is sweeping through the nation, Here's three cheers for menstruation, Its the latest craze Every 28 days They're all using a menstrual, Using a menstrual rag

This is a national service announcement for all men
If you go to Bolton
If you go to Manchester
Or crewe
Newcastle, or Scarborough
York, or Scunthorp, Bradford, Barnsley too
Or Grimsby
Listen up to what we have to say

Northern birds are lazy ugly whores who smell of burgers
So don't have too much to drink
Or you might fuck one
And end up getting aids

There's nothing fun
To be found off the M1
Northern birds are lower class
Slags who take it up the arse

They're in the sack
After one cider and black
But they're fucking awful rides
and your dick won't touch the sides
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da

Northern Birds

Da-da-da-da-da

If you really have to
Go up north then follow our advice
Fight away the women
Or you'll find yourself with Pubic lice
And herpes
Your much better staying in the South
Northern Birds
Are desperate ugly hippos dressed in Burberry
With a peanut for a brain
And an accent that makes you want to die

Now you've been warned
They're all physically deformed
Northern birds
Are all obese
And they're riddled with disease

Try to escape
Northern sex is worse than rape
Stay down south and mark my words
Stear well clear of northern birds

Northern birds

Northern birds

Two surrogates. At the same time. I wonder why, seems a bit belt and braces in case something went wrong with one of the pregnancies. Thank heavens he isn’t practising OBGYN any more, his utter distain and abhorrence for women’s bodies is clear.

I think this is increasingly common among gay men so they get one each. Using each person's sperm.
They seem to have woken up to realising that going for a BOGOF and having twins isn't such a good idea due to increased risks of premature birth and other medical complications.
Costs twice as much obviously so some will still seek the bargain option.
Obviously one would expect and on/gyn to be aware of the problems associated with twins.

I wonder if they each claim their own in the event of a divorce 🤔

I find him insufferable - and his assertions he left medicine because of grief is a cover story, he couldn't hack it, wasn't actually very good at the job and is a blatant misogenist.
I will not be listening and i usually love DiD

He's doing his best to whitewash it all away now, true.

Call me naive, but I tend to think that if you don't find women disgusting, and elderly women's bodies repulsive, and people with Downs Syndrome funny, and women from the north fat slags you're probably better off not saying you do. Just in case people take you at face value.

And you might once, arguably, as a student idiot, have let slip something foul that you genuinely didn't really think. At a push. (Though I've been a student and didn't find myself blurting out hate that I didn't really believe so that apology for this vile man is pushing it a bit) but to continue until well into your adult years churning out the same disgusting shit in print, and on stage...well, perhaps he believes it more than you'd like to think.