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Male kangaroos has 3 penises

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MrsMurphyIWish · 10/04/2023 16:17

They don’t. But I was reading Adam Kay’s “Kay’s Anatomy” with my 8 year old son and we got onto reproduction and female kangaroos have 3 vaginas. My son asked, “so do male kangaroos have 3 penises?”. They don’t. They have one what splits - we researched it.

I’m just wondering what kangaroos would identify as if they have 3 vaginas and 2 penises?

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ArabeIIaScott · 22/08/2023 21:48

Reptiles, birds and dinosaurs, apparently.

So, you know. Terfs might manage it.

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2023 21:40

ArabeIIaScott · 22/08/2023 21:34

Crocs can also do parthenogenisis. I don't blame them, tbh - have you seen a male croc?! No, thank you.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2377168-crocodiles-can-reproduce-without-males-and-maybe-dinosaurs-could-too/

If some mystery illness wiped out all of mankind tomorrow, It would be good if women, well the younger ones at least would suddenly get the ability to do this!

JanesLittleGirl · 22/08/2023 20:37

SolitaryBee · 22/08/2023 20:13

Female brown trout fake orgasms in more than 50% of their pairings....

Fussy fish fake it | New Scientist

So absolutely nothing like humans then.....

RealityFan · 22/08/2023 20:30

Maybe we can have a new rainbow category,
Two Spirit
Three Penis

stealtheatingtunnocks · 22/08/2023 19:58

There is a good book called phallacy about this stuff. It is where I leaned some butterflies have light sensitive cells on their genitals. So you can “see” him coming at you and he can “see” it going in. Weird.

Soubriquet · 22/08/2023 19:45

Some species of octopuses have an “arm” which is actually his penis.

He will detach it and throw it at the female

PurpleBugz · 22/08/2023 19:32

IcakethereforeIam · 22/08/2023 16:29

Angler fish, I think sold as monkfish. Female are scary as fuck. Males are parasites incapable of independent life once they have glommed onto a female. Basically, they become a testicle with no brain.

Lots of human males like that too 😂

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2023 19:23

IcakethereforeIam · 22/08/2023 16:29

Angler fish, I think sold as monkfish. Female are scary as fuck. Males are parasites incapable of independent life once they have glommed onto a female. Basically, they become a testicle with no brain.

We are supposed to be talking about animals, not humans!.... Oh angler FISH! Sorry thought you were talking about the fishermen there.

Clymene · 22/08/2023 17:07

user76541055773 · 22/08/2023 17:04

@Stormydayagain yes, male octopods basically rip off their penis arm and lob it at their potential mate. Doesn’t sound very romantic or efficient.

And IIRC the male anglerfish are tiny in comparison to the female, and the female can have several parasitic genital attached to her. If fact, doesn’t she somehow get to choose when to use them?

What if she just swims away quickly? Does the penis arm just slowly sink to the depths?

Female octupi could potentially wipeout the species by being picky

CurlewKate · 22/08/2023 17:06

Three penises? Does that mean he can't cook,do washing OR look after babies?

Stormydayagain · 22/08/2023 17:04

The quote, from the true facts about angler fish, "hey there pretty lady, nice gonads" has not aged well.

user76541055773 · 22/08/2023 17:04

@Stormydayagain yes, male octopods basically rip off their penis arm and lob it at their potential mate. Doesn’t sound very romantic or efficient.

And IIRC the male anglerfish are tiny in comparison to the female, and the female can have several parasitic genital attached to her. If fact, doesn’t she somehow get to choose when to use them?

Stormydayagain · 22/08/2023 16:56

Octopuses have detachable penises
When removed from the male's body, this appendage continues to swim towards the female, attaches to her mantle -the structure behind their head where you can find their organs - and can be stored in her mantle cavity. Unfortunately for the male, he dies shortly afterwards.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84

Deep-sea anglerfish have one of the most bizarre and disturbing mating behaviours in the animal kingdom, known as sexual parasitism, where dwarf males bite into and then permanently fuse bodies with larger females. However as off-putting as this may sound, it is actually a remarkably effective strategy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-BbpaNXbxg

True Facts About The Octopus

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84

user76541055773 · 22/08/2023 16:52

IcakethereforeIam · 22/08/2023 12:15

Just reread this thread and it reminded me of something.

I went to a nearby wildfowl reserve and they were having a wild animal day. They'd brought in a bunch of small animals for the kids to look at. One was a little wallaby in an enclosure. I was chatting to his keeper, when he (the wallaby) extended his penis and started beating it against the ground. To break the sudden embarrassed silence I said, 'so...it's a boy then'.

Perhaps you had to be there.

The fact that you had to specify “he (the wallaby) …” 😂😂😂

I am currently on a train. I spat my coffee all over the seat in front of me because you made me laugh so hard, and now I am doubled up with the giggles. Thanks for that!!!!

RocketPanda · 22/08/2023 16:50

@IcakethereforeIam sounds like my friends ex.

Snowypeaks · 22/08/2023 16:38

Three vaginas is just showing off. Sperm in, Joey out...so what's the third one for? Bragging.

I heard/read somewhere that the coronal ridge scoops out other men's semen because reproductive competition between males happens inside the vagina and uterus, not outside. Males of other primate species have tiny balls in relation to their size because they compete for mating rights, so they don't have to worry about other males' sperm fertilising their female partner(s)/harem. They therefore produce much smaller amounts of sperm and seminal fluid. Human males compete by flooding the vagina with millions of sperm (most of which are not viable) swimming in copious amounts of semen - and scooping out the most recent rival's sperm from the woman's vagina.

Speaking of swimming, I also read that the sperm do not get to the egg solely under their own steam. There is a significant amount of "wafting" by the vagina, cervix and uterus. Starting with the female orgasm.

Ftumch · 22/08/2023 16:30

TeenDivided · 10/04/2023 16:20

Fun fact. A female kangaroo can feed a new baby and an older joey milk, but gives different quality/blend of milk to each.

So can female humans!

IcakethereforeIam · 22/08/2023 16:29

Angler fish, I think sold as monkfish. Female are scary as fuck. Males are parasites incapable of independent life once they have glommed onto a female. Basically, they become a testicle with no brain.

ArabeIIaScott · 22/08/2023 16:26

Sorry that has totally killed the mood.

Please resume astonishing sex facts from the animal kingdom!

ArabeIIaScott · 22/08/2023 16:15

peachaay · 22/08/2023 15:58

This is categorically untrue. Breasts don’t have brains and do not know the age of the child you’re feeding.

No, although they absorb information from the child's mouth (spit) and use that to calibrate levels of antibodies etc in the milk.

Certainly breasts respond to demand, so if one breast is consistently used by an older child it may well produce more milk and of a different composition. Will see if I can find any evidence to support that - here are two references on 'baby spit backwash' and immunity:

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1038/cti.2013.1

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092867421002208

peachaay · 22/08/2023 15:58

VivienneDelacroix · 10/04/2023 16:40

As do humans,if they are feeding a newborn and a toddler for example.

This is categorically untrue. Breasts don’t have brains and do not know the age of the child you’re feeding.