I thought you might all enjoy my Mothers Day Card from my 16 year old DS. He always writes an essay with a massive dollop of sarcasm and this is this years efforts.
Made me smile but I'm not sure I can put it up!
Translation of the written message - (please ignore his poor grammar!)
Happy Vagina havers Day!
To Mum,
Although your not a true woman because you didn't previously have bollocks, your as close to a mother as I will get. Although all my friends at college bully me for having a cit-gender woman as my mother I want you to know I am only half as happy as them because I lack a trans queen as a mother and role model. For your gift to condone for your sins of being a vagina haver, I have taken the liberty of donating £100 to Mermaids to help beautiful trans babies get the life saving surgery they need. Maybe try harder and at least be a l lesbian so you stop making the family appear so privileged.
From your autistic, pansexual, non binary, cross dressing, ADHD, MPD, racial minority, religious minority, they/xe child Surname.