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Cheese

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monomatapea · 25/02/2023 16:38

Hello I understand dinosaurs now but what's with all the cheese talk?

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toomanytrees · 25/02/2023 19:59

As the saying goes: Apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

RumNotRun · 25/02/2023 19:55

I had a bloody lovely cheddar with ginger at the beginning of the year. Left it in my fridge when I went away for the weekend, came home thinking it would be perfick with some of my dad's homemade chutney....my bloody friend who was cat sitting had eaten the lot!!

viques · 25/02/2023 19:48

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 19:29

I think Wensleydale, or Lancashire, is meant to go well with any fruitcake.

Someone told me that a thin slice of Wensleydale or cheddar is good with apple pie. That might be true, but IMO it did nothing for the custard.

Datun · 25/02/2023 19:47

viques · 25/02/2023 19:44

That would be a cracker! as long as we didn’t get into a pickle about it.

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Haha!!!

viques · 25/02/2023 19:44

monomatapea · 25/02/2023 17:23

Yeah. Maybe mumsnet needs a Cheese board.

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That would be a cracker! as long as we didn’t get into a pickle about it.

beastlyslumber · 25/02/2023 19:44

Fruity cheese is the work of Satan.

ZeldaFighter · 25/02/2023 19:41

Why has no one mentioned Halloumi!!! Even it's name sounds like a prayer or invocation. Grilled, cold or made into fries - it's delicious.

(I'm sorry, I don't have any cool jokes or witty wordplay- I just really like halloumi 😀) (so much that I can overlook the whole "being made with sheep's milk" thing)

Datun · 25/02/2023 19:36

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 19:08

I've tried various cheeses with fruit, sometimes embedded, but can't find it within myself to like them.

Despite you being a bloke, I'm gonna have to agree with you.

AutisticLegoLover · 25/02/2023 19:33

Wensleydale with cranberries is delicious, how dare you dismiss the fruity cheese.

Ourladycheesusedatum · 25/02/2023 19:29

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 19:19

Someone put me on to fried Xmas cake, with a slice of Stilton, it works best if you have a pan cover.

Erm a whole cake, a whole stilton?

I mean shite man that sounds expensive.

But worth a try

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 19:29

I think Wensleydale, or Lancashire, is meant to go well with any fruitcake.

Emmamoo89 · 25/02/2023 19:26

Redshoeblueshoe · 25/02/2023 19:26

No with Christmas cake you need cheddar.

No wensleydale

Redshoeblueshoe · 25/02/2023 19:26

No with Christmas cake you need cheddar.

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 19:25

I'm assuming you've nibbled off the icing and marzipan....and removed the plastic snowman?

I think a chef wrote about having slices of leftover Christmas pudding fried in goosefat.

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 19:19

Someone put me on to fried Xmas cake, with a slice of Stilton, it works best if you have a pan cover.

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 19:18

beastlyslumber · 25/02/2023 19:03

Bigots. Monterey Jack now identifies as Monterey Jill.

Too funny!

I can't be doing with fruity cheese either, but a ginger biscuit goes really nicely with cheddar.

SenseFromThoughtDivide · 25/02/2023 19:17

Well it all started on another thread but then it exploded and there was de brie everywhere

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 19:08

I've tried various cheeses with fruit, sometimes embedded, but can't find it within myself to like them.

Emmamoo89 · 25/02/2023 19:03

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 19:00

JellySaurus · Today 18:44

"Some people like cheese with cranberries added to it."

Sacre Bleu!

Glasses fall from nose onto toast and Stilton...

I like wensleydale cheese and cranberry

beastlyslumber · 25/02/2023 19:03

Bigots. Monterey Jack now identifies as Monterey Jill.

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 19:00

JellySaurus · Today 18:44

"Some people like cheese with cranberries added to it."

Sacre Bleu!

Glasses fall from nose onto toast and Stilton...

Emmamoo89 · 25/02/2023 18:59

JanesLittleGirl · 25/02/2023 18:57

Goats cheese is morally wrong according to Johnny Vegas.

Goats cheese 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Emmamoo89 · 25/02/2023 18:58

I love cheese 🧀

JanesLittleGirl · 25/02/2023 18:57

Goats cheese is morally wrong according to Johnny Vegas.

TinselAngel · 25/02/2023 18:54

Stilton shaming.