Page 3 | Cheese

monomatapea · 2023-02-25T16:38:50+00:00

Hello I understand dinosaurs now but what's with all the cheese talk?

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 22:10

Helleofabore · 25/02/2023 22:01

Better a pope than a stinking bishop!

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Bishops!? We don't need no steenkin' Bishops!

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monomatapea · 25/02/2023 22:04

ArabellaScott · 25/02/2023 21:59

We're friendly up until the point you have to choose between the Blue Schism, the Generally Cheesy Schism, and the Plastic Cheese Schism. Then it all gets a bit tense and sniffy.

Yes I did notice it got a little tense. I'm partial to the occasional slice of burger "cheese" so I feel unable to judge anyone else's choices

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DialSquare · 25/02/2023 22:04

<clutches pearls and faints decorously onto nearby chaise longue>

Mmmmmm Cheese longue

Helleofabore · 25/02/2023 22:03

monomatapea · 25/02/2023 21:58

This thread has brightened my day. Now I know there's not a secret cheese code and I understand the dinosaurs I will have a little look around your sex & gender talk home. Thank you for being friendly.

Well being the sex and gender board, we have strong opinions about males with Pecorinos are still not women!

Helleofabore · 25/02/2023 22:01

EmpressaurusOfCats · 25/02/2023 18:21

Datun was the Pope last time I looked?

Better a pope than a stinking bishop!

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 22:00

It's not grate!

ArabellaScott · 25/02/2023 22:00

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 21:59

You...you munster!

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I'm not a Munster I'm a Gorgon (zola).

ArabellaScott · 25/02/2023 21:59

We're friendly up until the point you have to choose between the Blue Schism, the Generally Cheesy Schism, and the Plastic Cheese Schism. Then it all gets a bit tense and sniffy.

5128gap · 25/02/2023 21:59

I'm vegan. I expect you think that excludes me from this thread. But...but, I eat vegan cheese!
Some people say that vegan cheese isn't really cheese, and so I can't possibly know what it's like to eat real cheese. I find that really hurtful.
Vegan cheeses are cheese (VCAC).

IcakethereforeIam · 25/02/2023 21:59

ArabellaScott · 25/02/2023 21:48

I'm going to have to form a Blue Cheese schism, then. <huffs off>

You...you munster!

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monomatapea · 25/02/2023 21:58

This thread has brightened my day. Now I know there's not a secret cheese code and I understand the dinosaurs I will have a little look around your sex & gender talk home. Thank you for being friendly.

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Waitwhat23 · 25/02/2023 21:58

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 21:45

Waitwhat23 · Today 20:24

Dairylea forever!

Millions of people are looking at you, pityingly. My sympathies.

This is the cheese thread, not chemical waste, masquerading as cheese.

I stand by my statement. I may create a Dairylea schism in opposition to Arabella's blue cheese schism.

Helleofabore · 25/02/2023 21:56

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 19:19

Someone put me on to fried Xmas cake, with a slice of Stilton, it works best if you have a pan cover.

That sounds like a munsterosity!

DialSquare · 25/02/2023 21:54

Sazzasez · 25/02/2023 21:41

I caught up with this while dining on an apple, a piece of cheddar & a glass of white wine.

Simple but sublime.

Helleofabore · 25/02/2023 21:53

ArabellaScott · 25/02/2023 21:48

I'm going to have to form a Blue Cheese schism, then. <huffs off>

Aahhhh. Don’t get so t’ruffled, cheddar!

JanesLittleGirl · 25/02/2023 21:52

SAGE DERBY!

EmpressaurusOfCats · 25/02/2023 21:50

Datun · 25/02/2023 18:46

I've been promoted to Cheese Meister Extraordinaire.

Here! <offers Empress her favourite cheese. Because that's what being a Meister is all about - taps nose>.

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All Halloumi Datun.

ArabellaScott · 25/02/2023 21:48

I'm going to have to form a Blue Cheese schism, then. <huffs off>

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 21:45

Waitwhat23 · Today 20:24

Dairylea forever!

Millions of people are looking at you, pityingly. My sympathies.

This is the cheese thread, not chemical waste, masquerading as cheese.

SinnerBoy · 25/02/2023 21:43

Datun · Today 19:36

Despite you being a bloke, I'm gonna have to agree with you

Profuse apologies!

Sazzasez · 25/02/2023 21:41

I caught up with this while dining on an apple, a piece of cheddar & a glass of white wine.

ArabellaScott · 25/02/2023 21:39

monomatapea · 25/02/2023 17:23

Yeah. Maybe mumsnet needs a Cheese board.

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DEFINITELY. With crackers and stuff.

Hooklander · 25/02/2023 20:54

NeighbourhoodWatchPotholeDivision · 25/02/2023 17:17

Whey are you asking?

Curds she could

Waitwhat23 · 25/02/2023 20:30

Oh, for some Rambol Walnut cheese. I dream of it but the only place I can source it is appallingly expensive online cheese and wine shops.

Waitwhat23 · 25/02/2023 20:24

Bugger. I missed that thread entirely and all the cheese chat!

I can get behind Datun being our leader.

I cannot agree with any blue cheese admiration - it is proper rank.

Dairylea forever!