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Kayla Lemieux caught dressing as a man when not teaching!

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MeanCanadianLady · 18/02/2023 05:59

I know on your part of the world you’re all still asleep but I couldn’t resist this story just got so much more interesting!!!

nypost.com/2023/02/17/kayla-lemieux-ditches-her-z-size-breasts-outside-the-classroom/

Kayla Lemieux caught dressing as a man when not teaching!
Kayla Lemieux caught dressing as a man when not teaching!
Kayla Lemieux caught dressing as a man when not teaching!
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ClaphamSouth · 20/02/2023 19:55

Speaking of Terry Pratchett, this passage from Witches Abroad always brings feelings of sisterliness for Nanny Ogg:

"What Granny [Weatherwax] could achieve with two pounds of hobnailed syncopation Nanny Ogg could achieve merely with her bosom.

It was a large and experienced bosom, and not one that was subject to restraint. As Nanny Ogg bounced down, it went up; when she gyrated right, it hadn't finished twirling left"

CryptoFascistMadameCholet · 20/02/2023 19:19

Not linking for fear of giving you the ‘normous norks algorithm!

Search ’z cup silicone breast plate’ if you want to risk it!

CryptoFascistMadameCholet · 20/02/2023 19:14

ZeldaFighter · 20/02/2023 18:45

But even if tits or hair or both get caught in the lathe, Kayla will probably be unhurt.

(I have got big old knockers and ironically, caught one on a door handle whilst prancing around naked. That hurt.)

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Presumably you’d bolt them down rather firmly before using heavy machinery? 🤓

I’m deffo leaning towards this being a hoax/him gaming the system.
Those giant silicone boob-vests cost an eye watering sum and a real-fetishist wouldn’t want to risk their precious sex toy getting chopped in the metal shop (nor losing one’s wig on sky diving camera).

I hope I’m correct in assuming that he teaches older teens, not 11 and up?

Still not fair to expose teens to this nonsense but slightly more acceptable to pull this lark at a sixth form college than a secondary school.

IcakethereforeIam · 20/02/2023 19:03

Won't do the machinery any good. Ca-norks?

Florissant · 20/02/2023 18:49

The breasts are fake and the hair is a wig, so there is little risk of real injury. Maybe some cuts and bruises but nothing like if real breast tissue or hair were caught in machinery.

ZeldaFighter · 20/02/2023 18:45

Boiledbeetle · 19/02/2023 19:24

@SinnerBoy @ZeldaFighter seriously it's the machinery accident waiting to happen that concerns me the most. Having had an unfortunate accident with a piece of woodworking machinery in my youth watching him operate them with that hair and those tits makes me break out in a cold sweat!

The carnage is going to be spectacular!

But even if tits or hair or both get caught in the lathe, Kayla will probably be unhurt.

(I have got big old knockers and ironically, caught one on a door handle whilst prancing around naked. That hurt.)

TheAdmiralAndFishermanFavorEntirelyDifferentPies · 20/02/2023 18:38

🎵Do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow 🎵

Chersfrozenface · 20/02/2023 18:33

ArabellaScott · 20/02/2023 17:16

Ooh, new word.

ambuscade.

amboobscade?

At least one dictionary calls 'ambuscade' "dated".

Pfft! I like it, it's a word that needs mire use.

I mean, the currently active bowdlerisers might have a problem with the word am-bush.

CryptoFascistMadameCholet · 20/02/2023 18:23

HMS Ambuscade was broken up at Troon.

Apparently.

Kayla Lemieux caught dressing as a man when not teaching!
ArabellaScott · 20/02/2023 17:16

Ooh, new word.

ambuscade.

amboobscade?

Florissant · 20/02/2023 17:15

natural not nature!

Florissant · 20/02/2023 17:14

I see that Lemieux is now claiming that they are (1) real and (2) nature. Lemieux is a liar.

Chersfrozenface · 20/02/2023 17:14

The ambuscading breasts may be related to Terry Pratchett's drop bears. Or maybe it's a case of parallel evolution.

ArabellaScott · 20/02/2023 17:10

It's why some men stare at breasts so intently. Previously, I'd thought it was because they were creepy pervs with poor social skills - now I realise it's because they're afraid if they don't watch closely said breasts might rear up in unprovoked attack.

DameMaud · 20/02/2023 17:08

It's so difficult to keep abreast of this story...

Chersfrozenface · 20/02/2023 17:07

IcakethereforeIam · 20/02/2023 17:01

Herds of wild breasts roaming the Canadian prairies.

I wonder whether the originate in the Grand Teton range.

IcakethereforeIam · 20/02/2023 17:05

Booby trap.

ArabellaScott · 20/02/2023 17:04

Good lord. Tit ambush.

IcakethereforeIam · 20/02/2023 17:01

Herds of wild breasts roaming the Canadian prairies.

WickedSerious · 20/02/2023 16:49

IcakethereforeIam · 20/02/2023 14:44

If he's to be believed these massive 'natural' breasts grew from nothing over the course of what, a few months. But it's perfectly natural, the Doctors aren't concerned. He's not having tests or treatment. Yeah, not buying that.

They crawled up his nightie when he was sleeping.

Chersfrozenface · 20/02/2023 15:07

Well, Canadian law means he can do and say and wear pretty much anything he likes, provided he "identifies" as one of a particular legally privileged group.

That's what happens when you pass stupid laws

IcakethereforeIam · 20/02/2023 14:44

If he's to be believed these massive 'natural' breasts grew from nothing over the course of what, a few months. But it's perfectly natural, the Doctors aren't concerned. He's not having tests or treatment. Yeah, not buying that.

hryllilegur · 20/02/2023 14:38

Apparently the laws of gravity don’t apply to those real breasts. Even when skydiving they stay the same shape.

Ridemeginger · 20/02/2023 13:26

Well I think Kayla is stunning and brave for skydiving in his airbags (and losing his wig).

Datun · 20/02/2023 13:17

My whole life, I've been identifying as male. I've been looking like a male. When I decided to embrace this other side of me around age 39, this presented itself,' she said.

i've changed my mind, I think he's trolling.