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Sam Smith - fisherthem

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eighteenthirteen1 · 16/02/2023 17:31

I feel like we're being trolled.

metro.co.uk/2023/02/16/sam-smith-reveals-wild-dream-of-ending-their-days-as-a-fisher-them-18292486/

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FuzzyPuffling · 16/02/2023 19:32

Anyone remember Herman's Hermits?

Or as they are now "Themthem's Themmits"

DarkDayforMN · 16/02/2023 19:31

The thought of these two being locked in a room together for a week gives post-apocalyptic type nightmares.

For me this is the best thought I've had for a while! (I'm not imagining myself in the room with them.)

They wouldn't get on.

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 16/02/2023 19:30

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Best thing I've read today! 🤣

Wonnle · 16/02/2023 19:27

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 19:25

How much is it going to cost Themchester City Council to rebrand and change all signs in the city? Who is going to pay for it?

Will we have to reprint millions of maps with Themchester on and reprint millions of books with historical references to the city?

Sounds expensive.

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Plus Godthemchester in Cambridgeshire , and Themmingtree in Essex

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 19:25

DanseAvecLesLoup · 16/02/2023 19:11

Are Them United playing this evening?

How much is it going to cost Themchester City Council to rebrand and change all signs in the city? Who is going to pay for it?

Will we have to reprint millions of maps with Themchester on and reprint millions of books with historical references to the city?

Sounds expensive.

DanseAvecLesLoup · 16/02/2023 19:11

Are Them United playing this evening?

Lapland123 · 16/02/2023 19:05

his music has gone from nice ish (but not particularly memorable) ballads to horrendous car crash music. New video is like that clsss / level 1 in the hunger games. Would like to un- see it!

ourflagmeansdeath · 16/02/2023 19:00

Oh for goodness sake! I heavily dislike Sam Smith. DD keeps going on about how ridiculous his black costume was - it literally looks like a chicken! Don't know what's on with them really. Non-binary I get but there isn't a need for a "fisher-them." Can't believe he won a grammy for Unholy as well, it's an awful song.

SinnerBoy · 16/02/2023 18:56

BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · Today 17:48

I wish he would fuck off up the outer hebrides and live on a trawler. And yes I said he

Oh no! That's literal violence! I can literally see the literal bruises developing on their literal self!

catandcoffee · 16/02/2023 18:53

The more tv appearances Sam gets the better.

People can see and hear for themselves what a load of bull Sam is saying. 🌞

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 18:41

Wonnle · 16/02/2023 18:35

Them's a bigger knob end than Elon Muskprat and that takes some effort

The thought of these two being locked in a room together for a week gives post-apocalyptic type nightmares.

Please stop it.

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 18:38

zanahoria · 16/02/2023 17:47

Well what is Sam waiting for?

Well he's got the wetsuit.

But I suspect that being a fisherthem doesn't get enough attention out at see or down by the river.

When you are 'more progressive and out there than Eurovision' I think you've firmly jumped the shark.

"I'm up in space, Themmmmm!"

I guess it's now Themoskin who won in just 2021 too.

Wonnle · 16/02/2023 18:35

Them's a bigger knob end than Elon Muskprat and that takes some effort

RadioactiveWear · 16/02/2023 18:35

Hmm, is this why Sam’s wardrobe is a car crash. He’s too busy correcting the English language.

Wonnle · 16/02/2023 18:34

zanahoria · 16/02/2023 17:47

Well what is Sam waiting for?

Attention as always , Look at Me , Look at Me

TauroLomo · 16/02/2023 18:30

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Stop it I’m creased 😂😂😂😂

Yirk · 16/02/2023 18:29

Poor Sam, he just can't make his mind up as to what he wants to be when he grows up !! Bless.

Cocobutt · 16/02/2023 18:28

The poor guy hasn’t had attention for almost 24 hours now.

He’s got to find same way to act like he’s more woke than anyone else.

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 18:27

Oh crap I misgendered them didn't I? Sorry Water-nongenderspecificmultiplehumanoffspring.

DameMaud · 16/02/2023 18:22

Waterthemlets?

TellySavalashairbrush · 16/02/2023 18:22

God he/they is bloody exhausting and seems to be everywhere at the moment 🙄

DameMaud · 16/02/2023 18:21

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 18:17

Well thanks to they I now have the Waterboys Fisherthem Blues stuck in my head
🎶I wish I was a fisherman them
Tumblin' on the seas
Far away from dry land
And it's bitter memories🎶

Ahhh..I used to love the Waterthems!

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 18:17

Well thanks to they I now have the Waterboys Fisherthem Blues stuck in my head
🎶I wish I was a fisherman them
Tumblin' on the seas
Far away from dry land
And it's bitter memories🎶

nepeta · 16/02/2023 18:05

Yeats:

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.

Choconut · 16/02/2023 18:03

Maybe he could dangle his nipple tassels over the side of the boat and see if he gets any bites?