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eighteenthirteen1 · 2023-02-16T17:31:56+00:00

I feel like we're being trolled. https://metro.co.uk/2023/02/16/sam-smith-reveals-wild-dream-of-ending-their-days-as-a-fisher-them-18292486/

MrsMitford3 · 16/02/2023 21:36

Entitled attention seeking rubbish. Who has time for this pandering indulgence?

I would like to be addressed as FisherQueen and if you don't it is as assault.

MistyGreenAndBlue · 16/02/2023 21:32

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 21:28

I've said this in the past: I don't discriminate between idiots. I'm equal opportunities. Everyone has an equal opportunity to be called a dickhead if they act like a dickhead.

I don't think Sam gets this. Sam wants adoration and validation for Sam's vapid, vacuous and vain attention seeking. I don't much like Sam. I doubt Sam would like me. The difference is Sam is desperate for me to like Sam and I couldn't give a monkeys about meeting Sam's standards.

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Me neither. 😊

mach2 · 16/02/2023 21:32

He's trying to shock but it's hard to outdo Madonna's simulated wanking on stage without actually...

...aaaarrrgh! Pass the brain bleach!

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 21:28

MistyGreenAndBlue · 16/02/2023 21:07

He's currently whinging about all the transphobia he's been facing.

Um firstly, you're not trans.
Secondly, even if you were, people pointing out that you're acting like a pillock when you are, in fact, acting like a, pillock is NOT transphobia.

I've said this in the past: I don't discriminate between idiots. I'm equal opportunities. Everyone has an equal opportunity to be called a dickhead if they act like a dickhead.

I don't think Sam gets this. Sam wants adoration and validation for Sam's vapid, vacuous and vain attention seeking. I don't much like Sam. I doubt Sam would like me. The difference is Sam is desperate for me to like Sam and I couldn't give a monkeys about meeting Sam's standards.

SirVixofVixHall · 16/02/2023 21:15

At least he would float if he fell overboard, in those balloon pantaloons.

SirVixofVixHall · 16/02/2023 21:15

NeighbourhoodWatchPotholeDivision · 16/02/2023 17:59

He'll need warmer clothes first.

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Hahahaha

Robotik · 16/02/2023 21:10

I find him an absolute idiot of the highest order.

MistyGreenAndBlue · 16/02/2023 21:07

He's currently whinging about all the transphobia he's been facing.

Um firstly, you're not trans.
Secondly, even if you were, people pointing out that you're acting like a pillock when you are, in fact, acting like a, pillock is NOT transphobia.

soundsystem · 16/02/2023 21:04

BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 16/02/2023 17:48

I wish he would fuck off up the outer hebrides and live on a trawler.

And yes I said he

Ahem, no thank you, it's nice and peaceful up here - you keep him!

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 20:43

MillenialAvocado · 16/02/2023 20:31

I laughed my head off watching the video of this 😂 he could've just said "fisher" if he didn't want to bring pronouns into it! I wish the media would ignore this attention seeking fool and he would just go away.

Angler was right there ready to step up but it was cruelly over looked.

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 20:41

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 20:28

Ladypenistone and girldicktone aren't inclusive of the NBs though.

To be fair I totally overlooked the possibility that the Waterboys merely assigned a water identity to the H2O in question which may actually feel it is pink lemonade. So Fisherthem Blues is by Liquidyoungtheys

MillenialAvocado · 16/02/2023 20:31

I laughed my head off watching the video of this 😂 he could've just said "fisher" if he didn't want to bring pronouns into it! I wish the media would ignore this attention seeking fool and he would just go away.

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 20:28

Ladypenistone and girldicktone aren't inclusive of the NBs though.

ErrolTheDragon · 16/02/2023 20:14

Oh god. Penistone is fucked.

Girldicktone.?

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 20:12

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 19:59

Oh god. Penistone is fucked.

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Just needs to stick a Lady at the front

mach2 · 16/02/2023 20:05

He dresses like a selection of gaudy lures.

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 20:00

MrsMidClegs · 16/02/2023 19:56

It's a Fisher Price Laugh and Learn and Babble and Wobble Hub

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That's got to be next year's Brits costume.

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 19:59

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 19:47

As is Cockermouth.

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Oh god. Penistone is fucked.

MrsMidClegs · 16/02/2023 19:56

ChangedmynameagainforChristmas · 16/02/2023 17:34

What exactly is a 'fisher-them ?

It's a Fisher Price Laugh and Learn and Babble and Wobble Hub

Bananaman123 · 16/02/2023 19:49

A cunt in waders 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fishercunt

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 19:47

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 19:45

Is Clitheroe potentially transphobic?

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As is Cockermouth.

OneSugar1 · 16/02/2023 19:46

I’m guessing he failed the following at school:

english language
biology
everything else, except maybe singing, if that’s your thing

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 19:45

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 19:37

And that's before we turn out attention to ScuntIndiaWhasonesheboughtonEtsyhorpe

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Is Clitheroe potentially transphobic?

RedToothBrush · 16/02/2023 19:42

DarkDayforMN · 16/02/2023 19:31

The thought of these two being locked in a room together for a week gives post-apocalyptic type nightmares.

For me this is the best thought I've had for a while! (I'm not imagining myself in the room with them.)

They wouldn't get on.

Or they'd think of a way to destroy the entire universe with latex.

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 16/02/2023 19:37

Wonnle · 16/02/2023 19:27

Plus Godthemchester in Cambridgeshire , and Themmingtree in Essex

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And that's before we turn out attention to ScuntIndiaWhasonesheboughtonEtsyhorpe