A woman exposed her “penis and testicles” when she opened her front door to two police officers,

Not quite sure a chicken will suffice. He might peck me quite hard being strapped down on to my genitals

So many questions…

• Who do they employ (if anyone) to edit the copy in that ‘newspaper’ as the online version is full of nonsensical sentences and poor grammar.

• Why do the police officers (who’ve been subjected to this man’s abuse) play along with the ‘she / her’ nonsense when referring to him?

• How has the sheriff reached the conclusion that deliberate exposure (which must have been visible to the public as well) was “at the lower end of the scale”?

• Why has the Sheriff concluded that the abusive language charge wasn’t proven when he accepted that everything else happened as the two police officers described it?

A whopping £320 fine 🤨 whilst (presumably) another ‘female’ conviction is recorded, to further skew the stats.

A MAN exposed HIS penis and testicles.....

I tried to sort that for you. But my spells just aren't hitting the mark at the moment. You'll have to improvise

@Soubriquet
My thoughts exactly!

Do you think the same 'doctor' that gave IW a cervix could do me a deal on some male tackle?

And then complained about being left naked and cold in the police van!

Ah that’s where I’m going wrong as a woman! I need to flash my cock and balls!

Thanks for clearing it up

“Her penis”?!!!! That Ricky Gervais sketch has been superseded by reality.
When will the adults return and put a stop to this absolute travesty.
A drunken man exposed himself and uttered abuse to two police officers. There, fixed it.

Her penis and testiculs 🤣

How much longer can this nonsense go on? It cannot end soon enough.

Who benefits from this nonsense.

Knightingale refused to allow the Livingston police station, branded one officer a “Nazi fascist” and said her name was “James Savile OBE” when asked to identify herself during a drunken tirade in January 2020.

I mean never mind the cock and balls what self respecting woman would say the above? I mean very unwomanly like, Nazi fascist. To a police officer no less! Very unseemly, not the right sort of woman at all!

Can it actually get more ridiculous?
I literally cannot understand why people are forced to pander to these ridiculous men.

Bollocks.

Literally.

Who at this point is still buying this nonsense? It's actually worse now than 'a tw exposed themselves' because everyone reading that immediately now rolls their eyes.