Page 3 | Soda bread

DanseAvecLesLoups · 2023-01-08T16:50:54+00:00

Where did that thread go. I was about to share my secret recipe for sofa bread.

SockGoddess · 08/01/2023 19:07

I love soda bread but everyone else I know hates it.

Jizzy Miasma sounds like a rapper who would get on the Mercury prize shortlist.

Helleofabore · 08/01/2023 19:07

I am now imagining a bread loaf big enough for a sofa. You don’t have to move when you get hungry.

JanesLittleGirl · 08/01/2023 18:56

This is much more fun than the original thread.

TightFistedWozerk · 08/01/2023 18:21

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 08/01/2023 18:17

Seriously considering changing my username to Jizzy Miasma.

I think you should <nods>

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 08/01/2023 18:17

Seriously considering changing my username to Jizzy Miasma.

StillWeRise · 08/01/2023 18:14

😂trans butter

has anyone tried this new fangled plant butter?
I'm curious but so many issues to weigh up

Original poster

DanseAvecLesLoups · 08/01/2023 18:12

Well here it is:

250g of strong wholemeal flour
250g of strong white flour
100g of oats
40g of butter
560ml buttermilk
Pinch of salt
2 X teaspoon of baking soda

Mix the dry ingredients together, rub the butter into the mix, gently fold the buttermilk into the set mix. Fashion a round loaf, cross it with a sharp knife. Bang in a preheated oven at 180 degrees for 45-50 mins. Eat hot from the oven with trans butter (margarine) or President butter.

OP posts:

AlisonDonut · 08/01/2023 18:11

I smell a powdered lobster fiasco.

PersonIrresponsible · 08/01/2023 18:09

Sofa bread is just a fancy name for pizza night on the couch. It's all about how it's dressed that matters.

ClitoralViolence · 08/01/2023 18:04

Flour power and all that.
Oops. Wrong genderation.

ClitoralViolence · 08/01/2023 18:02

But if normal yeasty bread wears butter and jam, surely it passes?

NecessaryScene · 08/01/2023 18:00

Hang on, I've only just noticed "sofa bread" in the OP. That changes everything.

Datun · 08/01/2023 17:58

Haha!! this thread is hilarious already.

I did snort at jizzy miasma - a nom de plume for sooo many situations.

NecessaryScene · 08/01/2023 17:52

edit post?

😥😔

You're making me tear up again. That was so tragic.

Waitwhat23 · 08/01/2023 17:52

Thinking about it, I don't think Vosene would do the trick. I'd need some of that German Caffeine Shampoo (you've seen the adverts) - it does something to testosterone apparently...

MiladeeBeserko · 08/01/2023 17:52

Ooo soda bread

Shelefttheweb · 08/01/2023 17:51

edit post?

Shelefttheweb · 08/01/2023 17:50

Tell them soda bread IS soda and it is transphobic to say it is bread. See what they say to that!

DialSquare · 08/01/2023 17:40

ArabellaScott · 08/01/2023 17:19

Sourdough is non-binary!

That's why it so kneady.

Birdsweepsin · 08/01/2023 17:39

Didn't Jizzy Miasma do that Fresh Prince of Bel Air song with Will Smith?

AlisonDonut · 08/01/2023 17:34

JanesLittleGirl · 08/01/2023 17:16

From my memory:

The brilliant and informative Chromosomes thread had a sub-thread on Weetabix identifying as Shredded Wheat. A poster then claimed that toast had a Y component because it contains Yeast. I pointed out that toasted soda bread didn't contain yeast.

Things then went a little downhill. There was a claim that soda bread was still male as it smells like semen. Someone else said it smelled fishy. Somebody else complained that they couldn't get the jizzy miasma out of her head. I threw out the half loaf of soda bread that I had as I couldn't eat it. It was suggested that Vosene might remove the jizzy miasma.

There might have been more but that's all I can remember.

That's all anyone needs really.

ArabellaScott · 08/01/2023 17:19

Sourdough is non-binary!

JanesLittleGirl · 08/01/2023 17:16

From my memory:

The brilliant and informative Chromosomes thread had a sub-thread on Weetabix identifying as Shredded Wheat. A poster then claimed that toast had a Y component because it contains Yeast. I pointed out that toasted soda bread didn't contain yeast.

Things then went a little downhill. There was a claim that soda bread was still male as it smells like semen. Someone else said it smelled fishy. Somebody else complained that they couldn't get the jizzy miasma out of her head. I threw out the half loaf of soda bread that I had as I couldn't eat it. It was suggested that Vosene might remove the jizzy miasma.

There might have been more but that's all I can remember.

KatMcBundleFace · 08/01/2023 17:16

A classic.

AlisonDonut · 08/01/2023 17:01

Fermented men. Hmm. Lovely.