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DanseAvecLesLoups · 2023-01-08T16:50:54+00:00

Where did that thread go. I was about to share my secret recipe for sofa bread.

IcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2023 01:11

Yeasty men

SteveHarringtonsChestHair · 09/01/2023 01:11

Loving sourdough birthing parent. Will also have to rename my apple cider vinegar with “the birth giver”

SteveHarringtonsChestHair · 09/01/2023 01:10

I apologise for bringing down the tone of the other thread with my observations about soda bread. I can also ruin warm chocolate fudge cake for you all if you’d like me to.

The deleted thread was an absolute masterclass and I’m so annoyed it’s been zapped. It was a perfect example of the genre. Still, I’m sure they’ll be back. (They being the collective group of bots, I’m not misgendering anyone).

SinnerBoy · 09/01/2023 00:21

*BlessedKali · Yesterday 20:57

However I am wondering when I will need to start calling my sourdough mother, the sourdough birthing parent?

Sourdx and doualx, obvs!

BlessedKali · 08/01/2023 22:43

I spend 30 mins in defense position against three hungry children and one bread loving bloke. (I think.. haven't checked his chromosomes recently. He did impregnante me but I think that's irrelevant these days)

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DanseAvecLesLoups · 08/01/2023 22:32

BlessedKali · 08/01/2023 22:28

But it still cooks for another 30 mins or so... Your gonna fuck it up by letting the steam outm wait 30 mins and I promise its still warm and the butter still melts.. a bit.

I admire your restraint

Half the fun is nicking the cheeky hot end before leaving the rest to cool. The rest is still weapons grade bread.

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ArabellaScott · 08/01/2023 22:31

I agree. Don't touch the bread til lunchtime (I bake first thing) or terrible demons are released and civilisations collapse.

BlessedKali · 08/01/2023 22:28

But it still cooks for another 30 mins or so... Your gonna fuck it up by letting the steam outm wait 30 mins and I promise its still warm and the butter still melts.. a bit.

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DanseAvecLesLoups · 08/01/2023 22:26

MiladeeBeserko · 08/01/2023 21:50

Noooo. You can't cut while hot, it ruins the loaf.
(If you do, you have to eat the lot in one go)

Nonsense.

Taking the heel off the hot bread fresh out of the oven and melting butter on it is the food of god's

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Tallisker · 08/01/2023 22:13

TightFistedWozerk · 08/01/2023 20:32

Janet I think that you need to switch to the desktop or mobile site to name change, the app doesn't allow iirc (annoyingly).

You can name change on the app. Go to the three little lines at the top right and click on My Mumsnet. In there is where to change name. You do need to be logged in to be able to do it

@WiseUpJanetWeiss and I love your username

IcakethereforeIam · 08/01/2023 22:04

I made soda bread and was disappointed my family didn't break out into spontaneous applause (I'm kneady), but after jizzy miasma.....? I'll try to find the right moment to apologise to them.

MiladeeBeserko · 08/01/2023 21:50

Noooo. You can't cut while hot, it ruins the loaf.
(If you do, you have to eat the lot in one go)

BlessedKali · 08/01/2023 20:57

I must say, i have absolute nailed hipster artisan sourdough, and it is much better for you than soda bread due to the pre-digestions of bacteria and yeast, but it will require you to repeatedly watch this fairly annoying youtube video to get it right. You have to do absolutely everything he says. I'm assuming he is a 'he', but I am waiting back on his abdomen ultrasound to discover womb or lack of, as previously suggested by a fantastic visitor...

However I am wondering when I will need to start calling my sourdough mother, the sourdough birthing parent?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7W3TwaIAlLo

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DanseAvecLesLoups · 08/01/2023 20:45

Taa daaa

My non binary trans jizzy loaf

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TightFistedWozerk · 08/01/2023 20:32

Janet I think that you need to switch to the desktop or mobile site to name change, the app doesn't allow iirc (annoyingly).

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 08/01/2023 20:30

JizzyMiasma · 08/01/2023 20:15

WiseUp 👏

Suits you. I can't work out how to name change on the app.

TightFistedWozerk · 08/01/2023 20:26

Waitwhat23 · 08/01/2023 19:13

I'll have to try the recipe given here. My current recipe is nice tasting but when it says shape it into a ball, I can't - it's too wet. It just sort of oozes into a cowpat shape and when I try to cut the cross, it just melts into itself.

And I've tried reducing the liquid, using colder butter etc. It still oozes.

Have you a cast iron/cruset pot or maybe a pyrex bowl, tip your mix in that and bake, you might want to oil and flour it first, for non stick purps, maybe cover with lid/foil for the first half of bake time and uncover for the final half? IDK, worth a shot?

JizzyMiasma · 08/01/2023 20:15

WiseUp 👏

WarriorN · 08/01/2023 20:15

Placemarking for more binary soda jizz

Abhannmor · 08/01/2023 19:42

My nan used sour milk instead of buttermilk. It was plentiful in summer as she resisted getting a fridge for decades. I'll try to ahem , rise above the Jizzy Miasma now.

AlisonDonut · 08/01/2023 19:29

My local boulangerie is closed next Friday to Monday so I'd usually make a loaf or two to see us through. If you birthing parent fuckers make me bake a birthing parent fucking sofa bread I'm not going to be happy.

Kucingsparkles · 08/01/2023 19:29

Well goshdarnit, that thread was a work of Righteous Art that I wanted to get framed for the entrance foyer of MN Towers

Waitwhat23 · 08/01/2023 19:13

I'll have to try the recipe given here. My current recipe is nice tasting but when it says shape it into a ball, I can't - it's too wet. It just sort of oozes into a cowpat shape and when I try to cut the cross, it just melts into itself.

And I've tried reducing the liquid, using colder butter etc. It still oozes.

ArabellaScott · 08/01/2023 19:13

We can haz cheeze blankets?

Helleofabore · 08/01/2023 19:09

And ever so comfy to sleep on.

Gosh, the couch surfers are going to be happy.