whilst we await Reds contribution, the following is Nicola adjacent as in it would never have been written if she hadn't screwed us over
I was messing around on ChatGPT or whatever it's called. I tried to get it to write a merkin poem but it refused to because it was a naughty word. So I asked it to do me one on wigs, which it happily produced.
Now obviously I've had to do some major editorial changes and rewrites but here's the Artificial Intelligence and mine's poem of merkins.
ELAINE AND HER MERKIN
A merkin
A coat of many hues
A symbol of change
A symbol of woman
A way to fight
A way to choose
A tool for self-expression
It highlights the plight
It focuses the woman
It tells a story
It sets the mood
It finds its place
In history
In art
In culture
It can be long
It can be short
It can be straight
It can be curled
It can be wild
It can be fun
It can be Parliament
It changes with the seasons
With the trends
It follows the beat
It leads the way
It speaks to the soul
It helps us find ourselves
Every single day
So here's to the merkin
In all its glory, and hue
May it bring joy,
May it bring fun
May it be a source of inspiration
And may it bring justice
For all who wear it.
Women Won’t Wheesht