Ooh another excellent one!

Ooh very good!

What happened there? Try, try, try again…

Hide all the cocks, tape up that erect bone.
Prevent its head from rising in front of this crone
Silence all our ‘moaning’, insist our muzzles are on
Bring out their banners saying real women come.

Let the drones circle buzzing overhead
Writing in the air gender lives. Sex is dead.
Put pink bows round the white necks under their littler head
Let them have pillowfights when they go to bed.

We’ll be a witch, a bitch, a breast, their test
A womb for rent, a cunt at best.
High noon, their gender, their words, their song.
We know sex is forever.

They were wrong.

They have been thwarted now, their mouthpiece has gone
She has now been toppled by the pink Lycra’d one
They won’t stand with banners beside Holyrood
For females stand strong for their greater good.

Hide all the cocks, tape up that erect bone.
Prevent its head from rising in front of this crone
Silence all our ‘moaning’, insist our muzzles are on
Bring out their banners saying real women come.

Let the drones circle buzzing overhead
Writing in the air gender lives

• sex is dead Put pink bows round the white necks under their littler head Let them have pillowfights when they go to bed.

We’ll be a witch, a bitch, a breast, their test
A womb for rent, a cunt at best.
High noon, their gender, their words, their song.
We know sex is forever.

They were wrong.

They have been thwarted now, their mouthpiece has gone
She has now been toppled by the pink Lycra’d one
They may stand with banners beside Holyrood
But females stand strong for their greater good.

ooh nice, a Nicola is leaving poem!

Like your style

Divide and conquer, once someone said,

Nicola listened and dissent was fed,

The pendulum always swings back,

She let let the women take the flack,

But women are strong, and we fight.

and we continue, after Nicola’s flight.

Bugger why do you always spot the mistakes after?

So which is it I wonder? Do you think a trans woman
more likely to offend, then men who say they’re a man?

Or are men pretending to be trans in order to re-offend
and get their chance all over again with women who are penned?

So which is it I wonder? Do you think a trans woman

1 IN 585

1 in 585. Wowsers. That is an awful lot of men,
who like hurting women. Then pretending to be them.

In fact that statistic is rather quite alarming,
for a group that implies they are completely unharming.

So which is it I wonder? Do you a think trans woman
more likely to offend, then men who say they’re a man?
Or are men pretending to be trans in order to re-offend
and get their chance all over again with women who are penned?

Answers on a postcard, or in whatever way your answer identifies is the best way to respond.

I’m very open the power of telepathic thought. Scream it loud enough in your head and wherever you are and whatever I am doing I will hear you. Oh incoming, bear with

…oh yes

@ knackeredwomanwithtoomuchtodowithouthavingtodealwiththisshitaswell
I agree with you wholeheartedly. Very nuanced answer there. And yes the smell is burning, you’ve forgotten to turn the gas down, the beans are burning).

www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4714523-1-in-585-trans-women-are-convicted-sex-offenders?reply=122878385

Proud of you!

👇ERM...I'VE SIGNED

Nicola: Prisons

You let them get inside,
but we need to turn the tide,
the pendulum should swing,
no men in the women’s wing.
No woman should share
with a male body bare.

But you don’t care,
but you would, if you had to share,
a cell with an inmate,
With eyes that wait,
and stare and bait,
No woman should share
with a male body bare.

STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU

I know you probably sometimes feel, you are doing this on your own.
Left to fight the Righteous Mighty(!?!), to get them to atone.

But, if anything these last few weeks have proved beyond a doubt,
for the women here, the one name, that to them does call and shout

is @ IamSarah who is fighting for us all, for that most sacred of places,
and the right for ALL US WOMEN to have bloody female spaces!

So we might be faceless names on the mobile in your hand,
but remember, we are with you, fighting bullies of this land.

So when you feel down, think the fight too much and wish the whole thing done,
picture all us women, gardening beside you, in the glorious noontime sun.

We’ll be there to pay the bills, provide moral support; some will hold your hand for real too.
But through the rest of all this shit, remember @ IamSarah
WE ARE STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU SHOUTING WE ARE SARAH TOO.

Onwards and upwards @ IamSarah

🌻🌹🌼

Bb xx

I really love that

As an idea
And as a poem

you are a genius in more ways than one I see 👏💐

Can you nip over and post it in the angry map thread.

Yes. She said it, when obviously she is not.

Still waiting on Ilford South but they can catch up

Dear MP Re: MAP OF ANGER

This really is the end you know.
Where women start to see.
And THIS all falls apart.

Where the wheels fall off,
and the brakes won't work,
and apples tumble from the cart.

There's AT LEAST
one pissed off person,
in every single place.

Where there's an MP,
who has an office,
and a name, and a face.

So, use this MAP OF ANGER,
that shows the support,
THROUGHOUT ALL
this (fair and equal?) LAND

To inform them of the fact
that soon ALL VOTERS will be informed,
and then will show as ANGRY and as RED
as our sister SCOTLAND

Can someone also c.c in Sam Tarry MP for Ilford South as he probably won't be hearing from his constituents. I don't think they've got Wi-Fi.

Feminist to your fingertips is an insult??

And dont even get me started on this little Bugger not getting in until after his curfew!!!!!

Oh, you aren't the first in here that's "borrowed" heavily from someone else's previous hard graft.

We got Harrow East.

To be honest, it's not my poem, it's Zager & Evans' with a wee tweak.

East and West,

Sisters here and sisters there,
Tell your friends you need to share,
Help your friends to read and sign
and change the tide to truth this time.

Harrow East and Ilford South are ethically very diverse boroughs so I think this may be the reason. If translated into various languages / read and explained I suspect there would be a good response.

THE MAP OF RAGE

The Map of Rage reached 10 000, unfortunately still with two greyed out constituencies (I'm sure they were busy and will do it tomorrow) just after 1am this morning. This little blip would have disappeared into the depths of history had we not spent the last week highlighting it at every opportunity.

In honour of our two missing constituencies on the Map of Rage, and to ensure their names are remembered through history the OP @ArabellaScott posted this on her thread.

I am unashamedly posting it having discovered I'm not actually getting paid for doing her thread upkeep.

Admittedly I never asked her if she minded me barging in to her thread and just taking control of the maps shot but meh, and I'll count the poem as payment and call us even.

And as for the other 90 000 updates and map shots...... Yeah, about that, don't call me, I'll call you.

And if you are reading this and live in the following two places...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE, WE'VE TRIED TWEETING YOU!!

UNBELIEVABLE!

But you've still got another 90 000 to make amends. Get signing.

ArabellaScott · 3rd Jan 2023 13:17

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find-

Harrow East
and Ilford South
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the petition you ignored today

Repeal the Gender Recognition Act 2004

10 000

BUT

There is 90 000 still left to go

To show how the anger does grow

The women are pissed

Because Nicola hissed

You are so much lesser than a man

So can we do this? Yes we can

Because

WOMEN WON'T WHEEST

MORE TEA VICAR?

I've just been on a thread, and had a decent time.
There are posters there, who disagree, who's views don't really chime.
But have stayed a while, and took a risk. It's been truly quite sublime.

Because, you'll never guess..they've been happy, to stay a while, and chat.
There's been none of the hissy fitting, and constant to and fro back chat.
No, it's been refreshing to just talk. To shoot the breeze. And that. Be.That.

The conversation has been interesting, on topic, and slightly off.
There's been lots of "I agree" and " yes, but, have you maybe thought of... "
But no one's, I think, been deleted, for slagging a poster off.

So, if this is 2023, then I say yes to bliss.
Sod bloody last year. Let's have some more of this.
To the poster who invoked this poem I give you a great big kiss.💋

Lovely gentle few days off 😃
p
Merkin,

A merkin used to cover rot,
Now shocked those in power,
although they don’t give a jot,
about a girl in shower,
who feels uneasy next to a man,
who is there because he can.