I think we've located the angriest women on Te*f Island.

The EA petition has been signed by 37 people in Ilford South!

Hey I hope that this helps all angry women to take heart!! It may have been posted before but it should be heard far and wide.

A beautiful voice of hope.

twitter.com/quirkathon/status/1609619946165927936?s=46&t=_v6TGwDOjWOQXCLosQOHmw

<<Wanders in>>

Is this where you mean @Boiledbeetle ?

East and West,

Sisters here and sisters there,

Tell your friends you need to share,

Help your friends to read and sign

and change the tide to truth this time.

Harrow East and Ilford South are ethically very diverse boroughs so I think this may be the reason. If translated into various languages / read and explained I suspect there would be a good response.

My tablet is dead that makes no sense.

But they are surrounded by constituencies who got the memo

Do the spend the week

I'm just finding it really bizarre. I mean I'd get it if they were off in remote or really coastal places, but even then seriously? It's 2023?

But they are c Kendrick by constituencies who all got the memo.

Ha s there been something really exciting going on in their town centre for the last week or something.

Do they sirens the week over Christmas and New year cheese rolling?

I'm just stumped.

I reckon there is an error in the code and everyone ha signed in Ilford South but none of their signatures have registered.

Maybe they need their own thread with Ilford South in the title to draw their attention? They might be very busy and distracted…

Collective dam you not corrective

@mum2jakie i fear that may be the case, hence including then in the above poem. I mean imagine how awful they are going to feel to have missed out through a corrective dodgy internet connection. So I have assumed, because looking at the rest of the country I mean come on! There had to be at least one woman who watched the news about Scotland before Christmas who lives in Ilford South who went "Thats Fucking outrageous"

I've included that woman!

So we can't hold it against them. They still got another 89 540 opportunities, they'll get on the map at some point soon I'm sure

Perhaps the residents of Ilford South can't get the internet?

I'm beginning to think the folks of Ilford South are immune to the raised eyebrow and
( he he (or should that she she) just seen it, Paddington Beetle😆) the PB stare.

Maybe they have a stare rebounder. Which actually sounds more like a piece of exercise equipment.

Beetle wanders off into somewhere in the very strange corners of her mind...

"Right ladies we are going to power through and I want an intense 30 seconds burst on your stare rebounders. Today's activity is level 5 and our guest starer for the day is Beetle."

"Right rebounders the stare will start in 3 2 1 .... Oh Maureen , are you OK? want to take a breather. Maybe sit this one out until you've had some more recoil from petitioning training. I see you've actually started filling in the email address box...."

I have to say the Paddington Beetle stare really seems to work. Congrats!

Still waiting for Ilford South but have things to be getting on with. They can catch up.

Dear MP Re: MAP OF ANGER

This really is the end you know.
Where women start to see.
And THIS all falls apart.

Where the wheels fall off,
and the brakes won't work,
and apples tumble from the cart.

There's AT LEAST
one pissed off person,
in every single place.*

Where there's an MP,
who has an office,
and a name, and a face.

So, use this MAP OF ANGER,
that shows the support,
THROUGHOUT ALL*
this (fair and equal?) LAND

To inform them of the fact
that soon, ALL VOTERS will be informed,
and then will show as ANGRY and as RED
as our sisters in SCOTLAND.

• Can someone also c.c in Sam Tarry MP for Ilford South as he probably won't be hearing from his constituents. I don't think they've got Wi-Fi.

I wonder how the government will respond, as we’ve reached over 10,000 signatures. Do we each receive an email with an acknowledgement? Then what - will we need another 10,000 signatures before the government ‘up’ their concern?

oh congratulations. Welcome. Welcome.

So go on then show us what your dusky new staff badge says.

Can't wait to see your pronoun choices.

Of course as a fully inclusive office we fully understand your anger levels will fluctuate in any given minute so we do provide immediate new pronouns badges.

Just type your fingers and voila it is so. see I've just changed mine:

OLD ANGER PRONOUN BADGE

My name is: GC PERMANENT STAFF MEMBER
My ?????? Seriously??? I HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT?? Ok then : I/hate/NICOLA/STURGEON/betrayer/of/women

NEW ANGER PRONOUN BADGE

My name is: GC PERMANENT STAFF MEMBER

My ?????? Seriously??? I HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT?? Ok then : I//am/confused/by/Ilford/South/most/perplexing

Just found this lurking in my files

Aw Gwaan then. Seeing as you put it like that.

<twirls>

@GCtemp

But the badges are better you get to choose any pronouns you like

Mind currently reads

My name is: GC PERMANENT STAFF MEMBER
My ?????? Seriously??? I HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT?? Ok then : I/hate/NICOLA/STURGEON/betrayer/of/women.

Plus we have real SINGLE SEX SPACES in our imaginary Head Office.

You can pee in penis free peace.

On it! 😃

Or they got really confused when they were first told.

Having been told there is an appeal about the women of Scotland raging like they were on fire, like "hot mate" they currently keep being sent to porn sites when they search for 'hot woman appeal Scotland'.

Someone, anyone, explain it to them will you.

I'm flattered Boiled my meagre bumping attempts were noted

I would love a full time position but sadly I am full of anxiety at being outed

Happy to cheerlead/pour gin/light fags from the sidelines though!

In my head, right now the only thing I can think of its that f or the last couple of weeks every time someone in Ilford South has tried to sign it they've been greeted with this👇

Cant think why.

I mean nothing immediately springs to mind that could be causing such an anger compared to the rest of the country, which, whilst acknowledging you, doesn't seem to be as angry.

What could possibly be different for the women of Scotland I wonder?

trans rights are not 'rights' they are wrongs against womanhood. Just like black face is a wrong against black people.

@IlfordSouth look at the 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 women.

Then look yourself in the mirror.

It's this the woman you really want to be?

You said the other day you were going to try harder this year.