What, Jamie ‘fled the scene of an accident while wearing a black leather PVC miniskirt, tights, dark shoes and a pearl necklace’ Wallis? (to quote the strangely specific Wikipedia entry)
jamie Wallis of whom the judge said he didn’t find him credible when he was found guilty of failing to stop and report an accident, fined£2,500 and disqualified from driving for 6 months?
he seems a great choice