Xenogender categories...

So let me get this straight - cupcakegender is a subset of cakegender which is a subset of gastrogender which is a subset of aesthitigenders which are a series of non binary xenogenders. Hopefully I've cleared that up for everyone.

Basically what it's saying is that you are now free to make up any old shit and call it a gender, which actually does seem fair seeing as gender itself is just a socially made up thing. There literally are no boundaries, make up whatever you like and announce it as a thing and so it shall be.

Or maybe schism over whether to crack the small or large end of your boiled egg - bigenders and littlenders?

It will splinter into the “Devon scone” and the “Cornish scone” communities and fight over the proper application of jam vs cream.

Those who like butter will be cast out as heretics.

Will sconewall represent the cream of your community as well or just the jam that holds the community together? Just how inclusive are you really?

“Sconewall” — excellent 😂🤣

Yummy and totally valid

I've decided that I'm Funfetti gender and my Pronouns are tasty and delicious.

Lol, they did that instead of designing a fricking flag

My takeaway from this is their shoddy work ethic will bite these kids in the ass one day, they need to do better!

I demand anyone setting up a new gender has got to have a bare minimum of a flag and a snappy fucking name #MustDoBetter

😁😁😁

You deserve a whole cake for that one

🎂

Also, the name really needs work

On the original post there was actually a long following bit about why they chose the name, but I’m afraid I simply couldn’t be arsed to copy and paste that bit as well 😂 Sorry 😂

Wow, it almost makes sense, and should be extremely popular, as will encompass a large proportion of bisexual people

I feel very disappointed not to have a flag though, and might reconsider my gender feelz

Also, the name really needs work

No, not me

<quietly sets up Sconewall>

@IcakethereforeIamI picked this name because of a lockdown challenge I set myself, never dreamed I'd be a gender.

admit it you are the person behind the cakegenders aren't you. You can tell us, you're amongst friends, biscuits, flapjacks and French fancies here.

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I'm entirely prepared to use whichever pronoun Jaffa cake chooses, before I gobble them up, as they are entirely delicious

I found this one on tumblr just now:

“Amanjactest: one who overall rejects the idea of gender as they understand it is made up and they feel completely disconnected from it and deem it irrelevant. This is similar to pansexual as both mean being attracted to people regardless of gender. But pansexuals disregard gender due to lack of preference, and they can still be binary themselves. Many amanjactests completely separate themselves from the concept of gender and “don’t see it” and purely see people as those of different personalities and interests and ignore gender (while respecting gender identity of course, this sexuality is not an excuse to mispronoun people because you “don’t see gender”) Amanjactests also are out of the binary themselves, identifying as something along the lines of agender, a faunagender, a kingender, nothing or multiple. You can also lean towards one end of the binary and still use this term, but it is exclusive to those who are non-binary/gnc in one way or another. Amanjactests can also identify with other fluid sexualities and/or sexualities in the bisexual umbrella.
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This identity is similar to genderpunk, but also incorporates sexuality. It’s essentially a combination of genderpunk and pansexual, but a bit more complex.
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There isn’t a flag yet but I’m working on it!”

Sigh. So near, and yet so far. 🤦‍♀️

I see. Just give it 5-10 years and they'll look back on this and cringe. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh they aren’t a pisstake, sadly. Youth social media sites like tumblr are full of this; they make them up by the minutes (“new gender just dropped!” is an actual Thing). You then get to make up a flag and pronouns and everything. 🙄

It just shows up the gender identity stuff fit the idiocy it is, since obviously none of these daft “xenogenders” has anything to do with “gender” in any meaningful way. You have to “respect” them, though, with a fully straight face (as it were), or else you’re a bigot spewing “terf rhetoric”.

Someone will be on the thread pretty soon to complain that we are all nasty mean bigots making fun of vulnerable trans people, and the thread will then be deleted as not “in the spirit of civil debate” like every other thread recently on xenogenders / catgender / spacecatgender / Neptunians / polyaroaces / otherkin / whatever.

Does the genderfeels you get when eating Jaffa cakes count as cakegender or biscuitgender? Or does it depend on what the Jaffa cake identifies as? I’m confused.

Can't beat a slice of fruit cake.

Hello @Boiledbeetle I surprise myself sometimes. Stuck in the house and bored, I've been all over MN like a rash. At least until my tablet ran out of charge.

I picked this name because of a lockdown challenge I set myself, never dreamed I'd be a gender.

I wish it was.

This is satire it has to be. Either that or tells have infiltrated the LGBTQ+ community and they're having a good laugh. Which frankly seems pretty easy.

Schools in my area promote Kooth as an online tool for kids mental wellbeing and recently encouraged those over 11 to sign up. I had a quick look on the site and there is an article explaining various xenogenders including catgender and pyrogender. All just stated like facts.

There was also similar info on agender and neopronouns -

"I'm an Agender Neopronouns Lesbian. My pronouns are Bun/Bunself."

No wonder kids are so confused.

What, the whole LGBTA+ wiki page is a GC piss-take?

Do you also think we have GC spies in Stonewall, who persuaded them to put out this appalling tweet on Friday? mobile.twitter.com/stonewalluk/status/1550427949819695104?cxt=HHwWgMC47a-AnYQrAAAA

'Your gender may or may not smell and/or taste like cake too.'