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Xenogender categories...

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Tuilpmouse · 25/07/2022 13:08

... are they for real or are people having a laugh here? It seems there's a xenogender for almost anything! Cakegender's my personal favourite.

www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Cakegender

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PotteringPondering · 26/07/2022 21:28

I feel I need to declare myself as Gateau Critical.

TofuDelights · 26/07/2022 20:58

Don't exclude the savoury scones! Cheese scone, with jam on. Delicious!

Faffertea · 26/07/2022 20:46

Does the Panscone flag have Pantone colours?

Im working on that but I think at the moment it’s likely to be with a sort of pale buttery background with blobs of white and red to represent the cream and jam with a smattering of black irregular spots for currants but I just can’t work out how to be inclusive of the cheese members who must of course be covered by our scone umbrella (or cake dome if you will).
Art and design never was my thing.

MagpiePi · 26/07/2022 19:29

Does the Panscone flag have Pantone colours?

FilePhoto · 26/07/2022 19:08

Faffertea · 26/07/2022 17:35

I did the same and thought it meant I too was Biscone.

But then I reflected on @Findwen and @MrsSteveMcDonald posts and realised that limiting scones to a binary is Sconephobic so really I think I’m Panscone.

How long before this thread goes poof! as NITS?

Is panscone like a pancake?

IcakethereforeIam · 26/07/2022 19:00

Dammit that should have gone out on Whatsbap!

LK1972 · 26/07/2022 18:58

IcakethereforeIam · 26/07/2022 18:51

Oh, that reminds me, have you all got your stipend from big Kipling?

I knew it! Glad to see you're admitting it now.

I also heard you do transatlantic biscuit bride smuggling, is that true ? <see link from JamNews here>

IcakethereforeIam · 26/07/2022 18:51

Oh, that reminds me, have you all got your stipend from big Kipling?

LK1972 · 26/07/2022 18:48

LK1972 · 26/07/2022 18:41

@IcakethereforeIam 'Don't forget the tea!'

This is a final straw. I have tried to reason with you lot, but I just can't stand this blatant coffeephobia anymore. Have you noticed that the extreme right agrees with you btw, make of it what you will!

Honestly, you can all stew in your coffeephobic echo chamber, you're on the wrong side of history Angry

Although of course I shall be plopping in periodically to castigate you all periodically, you bigots Wink

LK1972 · 26/07/2022 18:43

And, and, someone talking about biscone made me crave biscotti! You're all evil

LK1972 · 26/07/2022 18:41

@IcakethereforeIam 'Don't forget the tea!'

This is a final straw. I have tried to reason with you lot, but I just can't stand this blatant coffeephobia anymore. Have you noticed that the extreme right agrees with you btw, make of it what you will!

Honestly, you can all stew in your coffeephobic echo chamber, you're on the wrong side of history Angry

ErrolTheDragon · 26/07/2022 17:43

Faffertea · 26/07/2022 17:35

I did the same and thought it meant I too was Biscone.

But then I reflected on @Findwen and @MrsSteveMcDonald posts and realised that limiting scones to a binary is Sconephobic so really I think I’m Panscone.

How long before this thread goes poof! as NITS?

Dropscone?

Faffertea · 26/07/2022 17:36

Sorry that was supposed to reply to @FilePhoto ’s post but y’know, upgrade is crap.

Faffertea · 26/07/2022 17:35

I did the same and thought it meant I too was Biscone.

But then I reflected on @Findwen and @MrsSteveMcDonald posts and realised that limiting scones to a binary is Sconephobic so really I think I’m Panscone.

How long before this thread goes poof! as NITS?

IcakethereforeIam · 26/07/2022 17:25

Birdsweepsin · 26/07/2022 17:18

No Layer Cake and Biscuit without the Tunnocks!

Don't forget the tea!

Dwrcegin · 26/07/2022 17:22

CharlieAndTooManyCharacters · 25/07/2022 13:40

I just don’t even know where to start with this one: www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Meliusgender

What on Earth?!

Birdsweepsin · 26/07/2022 17:18

No Layer Cake and Biscuit without the Tunnocks!

Findwen · 26/07/2022 16:55

God you lot are so intolerant, scones should not be in the grouping -- I mean for gods sake - does everything have to be about scone ???

I'm off to found the Layer Cake & Biscuit Alliance.

LK1972 · 26/07/2022 16:29

This thread is gold, thanks all Flowers

FilePhoto · 26/07/2022 16:22

IcakethereforeIam · 26/07/2022 09:19

Re. Sconewall, I think before we decide who we include under the scone umbrella, we have to decide how to pronounce the name of the organisation.

<runs away and takes cover>

I read 'sconewall' to rhyme with 'Stonewall'
But Scone rhymes with gone.

Maybe I'm biscone

MrsSteveMcDonald · 26/07/2022 15:57

I feel it's very bigoted to enforce a binary pronunciation of Sconewall. Be free to be yourself and pronounce it however you please. I myself being Stevegender (Steve/Steveself) feel we should move beyond the restrictive letter sounds and will be solely pronouncing it Corriestreet while still using the Sconewall spelling.

PearlClench · 26/07/2022 14:22

IcakethereforeIam · 26/07/2022 09:19

Re. Sconewall, I think before we decide who we include under the scone umbrella, we have to decide how to pronounce the name of the organisation.

<runs away and takes cover>

Oh holy fuck, what have you done?

<crosses self, eats garlic, runs away>

ImNotOnTwitterButMySupportGoldfinchTweets · 26/07/2022 12:27

Sconewall 😂😂🤣🤣🙇‍♀️👐

Also "the bisexual umbrella" - why is everything an umbrella these days? Either you're bisexual, or you aren't....

Oh, could all Brits actually be umbrellagender? I would like to immediately claim the subgroup of duckumbrellagender, or, if I'm entirely honest, fauxvictorianparasolumbrellagender.

IcakethereforeIam · 26/07/2022 09:19

Re. Sconewall, I think before we decide who we include under the scone umbrella, we have to decide how to pronounce the name of the organisation.

<runs away and takes cover>

Faffertea · 26/07/2022 09:09

Sconewall
Actually made me snort laugh