If I was to ‘live as a man’ from tomorrow, what would I do?

Warhammer 40,000 😂

...And lynx deodorant

Yes and No
In lots of ways exactly the same person.
In other ways definitely seemed to be acting up male attributes.
They grew a goatee too (eventually).
I'm not criticising it, they were a fully grown adult many years past teen. But yes I personally felt there was a bit of performance 'man' going on. Tatoos were also a big part. It seems a lot less now it's 10 years down the road.
I have been told it's the testosterone meds that contribute to this. They surge. Sex drive increases too.

I wish this were funny, except: this has, literally, happened to me.

Well, except: we're a matrix organisation, so the precise phrasing was "which of them?"

If a female colleague gets a promotion then ask the female colleague if they slept with the boss

Sleep through the cries of a baby in the middle of the night.

Understand (and care about) cricket scores.

Go on holidays you have done nothing to organise.

Doubt it, surely after 2 wanks max you'd be exhausted, good for nothing, and fast asleep snoring loudly.

Explain to a woman how what she is doing wrong, explain the "right way", lack patience and take over said task because you are quicker/stronger at doing it. (Said with sarcasm)

Get into Warhammer 4000.

Try and speak to a woman in the street and ask for her number, then shout expletives at her when she turns you down.

Call your mates stupid names. Never ever call them by their real names.

Never go to the pub toilet at the same time as your mate.

Claim all the credit from a woman for her idea.

(God I sound like a bitter old b* tch)

Give it time and maybe a bit of pcos and you too can have a hairy chin

Interesting... so they weren't a man inside before then?
They became more manly after transitioning?

Blows the born in wrong body argument apart.

Be guided by logic...and your 'small head'. Mainly the latter actually.

A friend I know who is a transman (I knew as a woman)...almost overnight stopped responding in a normal way to texts. So became stereotypically male.. i.e. didn't properly organise the meet up. Didn't text with a bit of chat etc. Also stopped seeming interested in day to day chit chat (e.g. How's your mum doing?). I think this was a conscious thing to appear more blokey. But I've been told it's a consequence of taking testosterone and/or self-focused.

Oh dear. I'm failing at being a woman here too. I wear jeans and t-shirt/hoodie/jumper most days. I rarely wear make-up and usually drip dry my hair.

So true.

Oh dear. I'm obviously male then. I regularly poo at work. Only if none of the other cubicles are occupied though but given I work in a male dominated area, that's usually the case.

Become selectively deaf

Demand to know why MN hasn't set up Dadsnet, while explaining in detail how disappointed you are that they dared to make provision that you perceive as women-centric without servicing male people first? And then disappear when told they have and hardly any men use it.... And start every post 'Man Here' to make clear that authority has arrived.

A stereotype that seems to be very much enacted is to talk to women as if you're an elderly, particularly conservative university professor from the 1930s, be as condescending and patronising as you possibly can, lavish your wise orders upon them, pat heads and then make sad disappointed daddy noises when they talk to you as if you're an ordinary person and their equal instead of God personified and won't do exactly as you say. Usually at this point you should mention cauldrons and broomsticks.

I thankfully meet very few actual men in reality who even approach this, but it really does seem to be a feature of the fly-by misogynists who wish to express a male gender.

The real defining feature of the much loved men in my life? The luxury of not having to worry or take on board anything that doesn't affect them personally, without the shadow of a doubt that someone else somewhere will sort it out. And she usually does.

Make a complete theatrical production of making a coffee.

Utterly TRASH the kitchen whilst doing it.

Have sex without even worrying about pregnancy and the physical effect it could have on me. Financial maybe. Physical no....

Enjoy the extra calories i can eat without putting on weight

not planned anything (obviously) just checking it was equal.

It's the law that in any meeting, you talk over your female colleagues as if they're not there. Then waffle inanely, sucking up all the available oxygen in the room, and then credit the best suggestion to the man who definitely did not make it, rather than the woman who did.

19th November.

I'd shout at women in cars and tell they how to drive better. Only women obviously

I'd be wondering when International Men's Day was.

Actually they dint manspread nearly as much.

Of course they don't, because it's a territorial dominance display and that might get awkward with another man on a bus.