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Transcript of Jenni Swayne's police interview

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PronounssheRa · 29/05/2022 17:04

If anyone needs cheering up, a transcript of Jenni's interview. grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/jenni-swaynes-magnificent-police?r=1fqwi5&s=r&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

I know it was horrible for Jenni but the transcript made me laugh (and also cringe for the police officer)

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Tallisker · 29/05/2022 17:52

Is it real or is it a joke? I can't tell these days. I really hope it's real though. I have done transcription work in the past, I'd've loved to have got a job like that!!

GrumpyMenopausalWombWielder · 29/05/2022 17:50

This had me 😂

"I: How do you get the cannabis?
R: From a man in a pub.
I: What do you normally do?
R: What do you mean?
I: How would you go about getting it?
R: Go to a pub.
I: & when you go to the pub what do you do?
R: Get some cannabis."

This is the cannabis version of "what is a woman" 😆

SpiderVersed · 29/05/2022 17:34

That was so funny! All hail Dwayne the mobility scooter 👍

And monitoring the death of a sticker 😂

DidoDino · 29/05/2022 17:24

She's fab. This bit made me laugh Grin

I = Police interviewer.
R= Respondent (Jenny)

I: So you have them delivered to your house. Once they arrive, what do you do with the stickers?
R: Put them up.
I: Do you have any sort of process when you’re putting them up as to where you’re going to go or what you’re going to do?
R: It depends on where Dwain can manage going up hills really. My mobility scooter.
I: Who’s Dwain?
R: My mobility scooter.
I: Dwain’s your mobility scooter, okay.
R: My husband is Harold.

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