Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Feminism: chat

Original poster

Tractor Exclusionary Radical Feminist

85 replies

PermanentTemporary · 01/05/2022 09:51

What is a tractor?

[Brew]

OP posts:
DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 17:14

the one doing the back-filling: Doug.

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 17:10

@mrshoho that's very specific, what if it's a barley field?

Incidentally link for the Suffolk man story (I hope), check out the name of the bod wot wrote it. I'm not convinced it's not an April Fool.

www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/

mrshoho · 01/05/2022 17:03

Holy moly just saw the definition of tractoring on urban dictionary. This may explain how he accidently stumbled across 🤔

Tractoring
When a male has his penis in his hand whilst urinating in to a wheat field whilst being hugged by 2 men.
Did you hear about Paul he had his cock out whilst pissing into a wheat field whilst being hugged by Pete and Ron they were proper Tractoring.

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 16:54

I hope he's called Rick.

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 16:48

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 16:31

@DomesticatedZombie he should be arrested for that but he'd probably make bale.

That's a strawman argument.

SolasAnla · 01/05/2022 16:44

borntobequiet · 01/05/2022 15:49

I did wonder what sort of porn might appear if you started typing in tractor. But it does seem a bit far fetched.

Suffolk man
450 tractors

Poor police having to give witness testimony in court🙈

viques · 01/05/2022 16:40

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 16:23

Wholesome country pursuits.

I think it’s time I baled from this thread. I hayte to leave but I think it has bottomed out now.

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 16:31

@DomesticatedZombie he should be arrested for that but he'd probably make bale.

DomesticatedZombie · 01/05/2022 16:23

Wholesome country pursuits.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 01/05/2022 16:11

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 11:46

Would a smart tractor that identified as a small truck be a trans-IT van?

It's okay, I didn't bother taking my coat off....

Grin Grin Grin

Very good, @IcakethereforeIam !

UsernameNotAvailableHmm · 01/05/2022 16:05

Made my day reading through all the posts here
Haha, so funny

BluesandClues · 01/05/2022 16:04

All I know is that I’m adding tractors to my internet safety settings.

I don’t need my children knowing about the beauty that is the Mahrinda tractor. It’s a bit much even for me!

senua · 01/05/2022 16:02

Umm, why are we talking about tractors?!
You're not from round here, are you? Not from this Parish.Wink

BluesandClues · 01/05/2022 16:02

The MP who was caught watching porn in parliament, said that he’s stumbled across it by accident when he was in fact looking up tractors.

What words he used for Google to come up with that one, I do not wish to know

borntobequiet · 01/05/2022 15:49

I did wonder what sort of porn might appear if you started typing in tractor. But it does seem a bit far fetched.

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 15:44

‘Umm, why are we talking about tractors?!’

I don’t know. And I really not sure I even want to know.

PerkingFaintly · 01/05/2022 15:27

Not just for looking at...

www.diggerland.com

viques · 01/05/2022 15:24

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 15:06

In the past, we would be worried about what the models would be wearing. Now that they have dropped the skimpily dressed models, the romantic focus can remain solely on the ‘equipment.’

And it’s coming up to Fete and Fair season! I’ve lost count of the number of country fetes and fairs I have been to where tractor related events are blatantly used to pull in the punters, ploughing competitions, open air displays of vintage tractors etc etc . I’ve even seen hardcore traction engine demonstrations and steam rollers in all their restored paintwork glory. It has been going on under our noses for years.

ThinkWittyThoughts · 01/05/2022 15:11

I'm enjoying this thread immensely.

Umm, why are we talking about tractors?!

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 15:06

In the past, we would be worried about what the models would be wearing. Now that they have dropped the skimpily dressed models, the romantic focus can remain solely on the ‘equipment.’

viques · 01/05/2022 14:55

JayAlfredPrufrock · 01/05/2022 12:24

A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian was an enjoyable read

Yes I enjoyed it, but I made sure I wrapped it in a brown paper book sleeve before I read it in public.

PonyPatter44 · 01/05/2022 14:37

I've just come back from our local farm shop. There is a tractor calendar hanging in plain sight behind the butchery counter, absolutely disgusting. Children go in that farm shop.

Helleofabore · 01/05/2022 13:41

Maybe it is the SAME tractor group?

(waits to see if anyone knows what I am talking about….?)

IcakethereforeIam · 01/05/2022 13:39

Isn't there a charity for non-cornforming tractors, John Deeremaids?