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FlyingOink · 2022-01-15T22:03:36+00:00

I've lost track. So far some or all of us are (in no order): - receiving illicit funds from fundamentalists in the US - handing out lesbian wives (timeshare? Full-time?) - turning the UK into T*rf Island - taking over both Twitter and Mumsnet despite there being only six of us - brigading online surveys - creating fear through the use of stickers and/or ribbons - creating anger through the use of hoodies and billboards - all elderly - all middle aged - all middle-class - all "Karens" - but there's only six of us I've missed loads, does anyone want to add some more? I feel we should keep a list going.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:19

@loopyapp

Apparently, according to a link shared on the fair cop thread today, we are also modern day terrorists 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Is Mumsnet on the list of proscribed organisations now? www.gov.uk/government/publications/proscribed-terror-groups-or-organisations--2/proscribed-terrorist-groups-or-organisations-accessible-version

Can't see it on there

Maybe we're too canny for the ol' security services, what with the not doing any actual terrorism and all

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:16

@Igmum

Ooo ooo - we also commit LITERAL violence by misgendering (but not literal violence by thumping people because TRAs do that).

Is someone looking after my share of the evangelical right wing millions? Don't suppose I could maybe draw down some? Please?

It's only literal violence if it is a misgendering of the right kind of person though. I got misgendered the other day but that doesn't count because I'm a hateful T3rf and brought it on myself by having a day off from my Stepford Wife outfit.

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TheMarzipanDildo · 15/01/2022 23:15

We are all evangelicals aren’t we? Including Richard Dawkins

loopyapp · 15/01/2022 23:15

Apparently, according to a link shared on the fair cop thread today, we are also modern day terrorists 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:15

@TurquoiseBaubles

Those of us in Ireland are continuing the 800 Years of Oppression. We are all West Brits, betraying our country under orders from British Feminists.

Everything is completely our fault. We need to be educated about the fact that all the wonderful women's and gay rights in Ireland have been gained purely because of the hard work of trans rights activists. Apparently.

Man that sounds grim. Effectively links compliance with nationalism.

I'll punt over some FundieBucks in solidarity from here in East Brit-land if and when it ever shows up.

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Igmum · 15/01/2022 23:11

Ooo ooo - we also commit LITERAL violence by misgendering (but not literal violence by thumping people because TRAs do that).

Is someone looking after my share of the evangelical right wing millions? Don't suppose I could maybe draw down some? Please?

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:10

So I simultaneously have a part-time wife, a full-time working husband, I'm single (maybe I identify as single?) and I have Schrödinger's children.

I'm a middle aged and also old white English Karen (not American Karen), I failed high school biology but I have a middle class job so I went to some uni at some point but clearly cheated in some way because I don't understand the nuance.

I threaten people with sock puppets. Button eyes? Who knows.

I deny the existence of people I disagree with politically. Hence I must be stupid, because look, those people are right there! But apparently I deny their existence.

Although how can I #BeKind to someone if I don't believe they exist? Surely my identity should be respected. If I identify as a can't-see-those-people-over-there-so-that-means-they-aren't-real-sexual then that is my identity and I'm going to make a flag for it.

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TurquoiseBaubles · 15/01/2022 23:03

Those of us in Ireland are continuing the 800 Years of Oppression. We are all West Brits, betraying our country under orders from British Feminists.

Everything is completely our fault. We need to be educated about the fact that all the wonderful women's and gay rights in Ireland have been gained purely because of the hard work of trans rights activists. Apparently.

yourhairiswinterfire · 15/01/2022 23:01

On twitter today I learnt that we're all single.

Ah yes. We're all very very old, single and just need a good shag. But we should also just shut the fuck up and stick to talking about what nappies and prams are best for our babies. Y'know...those little things you get (in the majority of cases) from shagging 🤪

But then, some people think that biology is a violent hate crime, so it's not surprising they don't quite understand, bless.

DoubleYouOhEmAyEn · 15/01/2022 22:59

Now where did I put my ribbons......

DoubleYouOhEmAyEn · 15/01/2022 22:58

Well I don't know about you lot but I'm only here to radicalise some poor unsuspecting young snowflakes and incite hate. It's Saturday night ffs what else am I supposed to do?

aliasundercover · 15/01/2022 22:57

You've all forgotten a major one: We deny trans peoples existence.

In fact I'm off to deny it right now, I might be back once I've finished.

Snugglepumpkin · 15/01/2022 22:54

Don't you know users of this board use ribbons as a weapon, BUT worst of all...

ARE NOT KIND.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 22:51

@OperationDessertStorm

We’re all straight middle class sahm but somehow haven’t been to uni or ever worked anywhere important enough to be able to afford this standard of living because we’re all thoughtless and stupid. We’re all therefore in relationships with men who earn more than us but somehow we’re misreporting the size, strength and employment differences between the sexes.

Yes! We all have the same standard of living, we're all out of touch as a result, we clearly rely on hubby for the cash but he only earns more by sheer fluke right?

(Timeshare wives on the other thread and I'm getting a husband on this one, heading for bigamy)

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 22:49

*going in to bat

Not bad

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 22:48

@EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn

Those of us with British accents can incite panic attacks just by speaking.

Probably Australians too, many Americans can't tell the difference.

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OperationDessertStorm · 15/01/2022 22:47

We’re all straight middle class sahm but somehow haven’t been to uni or ever worked anywhere important enough to be able to afford this standard of living because we’re all thoughtless and stupid. We’re all therefore in relationships with men who earn more than us but somehow we’re misreporting the size, strength and employment differences between the sexes.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 22:47

@StopStartStop

OMG, yes, our fannies were inferior and our fannies were smelly, whereas theirs weren't! Except that now, thanks to Exulansic, we've all seen the medical evidence that their fannies smell of shit.

Actually, I feel quite sorry for them with their faux vaginas, because that's a heck of a medical intervention and a commitment to dilate every day for the rest of your life so it doesn't heal up.

I thought there was a scary amount of cope from people who had vaginoplasty using inverted penis or parts of the sigmoid colon. "Bespoke" and "upgrade" and "man-made" etc

But we're talking 5% who have it done, right? According to the GIRES survey? So isn't it more likely the keyboard warriors going in to bad for genital surgery haven't actually had it done themselves?

Anyway, back on topic. I forgot we are all white, that's a good call Alekto, don't forget we are all English too.

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EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 15/01/2022 22:44

Those of us with British accents can incite panic attacks just by speaking.

StopStartStop · 15/01/2022 22:41

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StopStartStop · 15/01/2022 22:38

Mentioning that only women have cervixes? That shouldn't be said, you know...

We're persecuting Glinner and Arty, and the Gender Dysphoria Alliance, particularly if we value the clarity of Karen Davis.

MorkandMandy · 15/01/2022 22:36

Pretty sure our fannies were inferior at one point.

Alekto · 15/01/2022 22:34

We're all white.
On twitter today I learnt that we're all single.
We're also all Stepford Wives.
All of us would be excluded by a biological definition of woman (also twitter)

OhHolyJesus · 15/01/2022 22:33

We think women shouldn't work and should stay home with our babies

We are anti abortion (even though many here have had one)

We all believe in God - doesn't matter which one but we all believe

We are probably also to blame for Brexit, the Climate Crisis and Hilary Clinton. Or something.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 22:31

We shouldn't waste our money on crowdfunders

I thought it was the fundamentalists' money anyway?

I'm pissed off I haven't had a penny out of the American right-wing evangelists. They're loaded. Imagine if they paid per post? My thumbs would fall off.

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