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Original poster

So what are we up to?

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 22:03

I've lost track.

So far some or all of us are (in no order):

  • receiving illicit funds from fundamentalists in the US
  • handing out lesbian wives (timeshare? Full-time?)
  • turning the UK into T*rf Island
  • taking over both Twitter and Mumsnet despite there being only six of us
  • brigading online surveys
  • creating fear through the use of stickers and/or ribbons
  • creating anger through the use of hoodies and billboards
  • all elderly
  • all middle aged
  • all middle-class
  • all "Karens"
  • but there's only six of us

I've missed loads, does anyone want to add some more? I feel we should keep a list going.

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Iwishihadariver · 16/01/2022 00:02

Flying oink I have literally nothing to say except can I be one of the 6 please?

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FlyingOink · 16/01/2022 00:00

I'm going to sign off for tonight because unfortunately I identify as turning into a pumpkin at midnight

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TheMarzipanDildo · 15/01/2022 23:59

And we are really really shrill!

TheMarzipanDildo · 15/01/2022 23:58

“But if we identify as being on the right side, then what happens?”

You’ve forgotten that we’re not allowed to identify as anything other than what they’ve decided we are. Thems the rules. (because men are what they say they are and women are what men say they are, obviously)

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:58

I get confused.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:58

@Iwishihadariver

Blimey flying oink you're on fire, we can't get a word in edgeways because you're too good. We feel like failures and it's your fault because you say everything and leave us with NOTHING TO SAY.
Aren't you one of my sock accounts though? Or am I you?
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Iwishihadariver · 15/01/2022 23:53

Blimey flying oink you're on fire, we can't get a word in edgeways because you're too good. We feel like failures and it's your fault because you say everything and leave us with NOTHING TO SAY.

Goatsaregreat · 15/01/2022 23:50

Everyone has forgotten that we're pearl clutchers for wanting to safeguard children!

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:49

Being only six people, we don't get many votes.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:48

Oh yeah, we both simultaneously number only a few people (not sure where six came from but I'll go with it) so our views are irrelevant and we can't change anything, and we've also singlehandedly (six-handedly? Twelve, assuming we all identify as having both hands?) influenced public opinion so we need to be Shut Down.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:45

@OhLordyWhatNow

We all on the wrong side of history
But if we identify as being on the right side, then what happens?
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OhLordyWhatNow · 15/01/2022 23:44

We all on the wrong side of history

neonpaws · 15/01/2022 23:42

Has anyone mentioned how much time we spend blowing dog whistles?
And praying hard to Jesus with the right-wing fundamentalist Christians we associate with.

StopStartStop · 15/01/2022 23:41

We're all very very old, single and just need a good shag
Ah, yes, but I identify as a size ten twenty four year old with a string of lovers.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:40

Oh we've never spoken to any trans people, we don't have any trans friends, we've never read any queer theory or feminist theory or anything apart from the Daily Mail apparently.

It's nice our hubbies let us read that tbqh

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:34

@YetAnotherSpartacus

Is it that we failed school biology or that we haven’t caught up with the fact that biology has changed and sex is a spectrum now? Or something.
We both failed it and we failed to keep up to date with developments on the spectral side
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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:33

Ah I've remembered a few more.

We're all cisgender because we identify as pink-brain-gender, and those of us who don't are either closet trans or liars

We like strict gender roles like in good ol' Stepford.

We like to beat up butch lesbians (none of us are butch lesbians obviously). We also throw them out of toilets.

We're homophobic, and probably racist. That can be determined by the fact we are all straight and all white, and always wrong.

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YetAnotherSpartacus · 15/01/2022 23:30

Is it that we failed school biology or that we haven’t caught up with the fact that biology has changed and sex is a spectrum now? Or something.

TheMarzipanDildo · 15/01/2022 23:28

@stinkycheeseman

According to my daughter I have white middle class privilege and that is why I can't understand how hard it is to be trans. I would love to be middle class.
Because no trans person ever has been white and middle class Grin
OhLordyWhatNow · 15/01/2022 23:26

Are these socks thermal? Only I have feet like ice blocks

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:24

@stinkycheeseman

According to my daughter I have white middle class privilege and that is why I can't understand how hard it is to be trans. I would love to be middle class.
Just tell her you are trans. She can't tell you that you're not.
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stinkycheeseman · 15/01/2022 23:23

According to my daughter I have white middle class privilege and that is why I can't understand how hard it is to be trans. I would love to be middle class.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:22

@TheMarzipanDildo

Oh and none of us are under 35 even though I’m 22.
Liar

All six of us are 68.

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FlyingOink · 15/01/2022 23:22

I kinda didn't want to mention the International Network of Powerful Lesbians because I feel that individual is quite unwell but a: a laughable publication actually printed that shit and b: it sounds cool as fuck

But the Network isn't on the list either

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TheMarzipanDildo · 15/01/2022 23:21

Oh and none of us are under 35 even though I’m 22.

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