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What has your Goddess Energy helped you with today?

103 replies

OhDear2200 · 07/01/2022 20:26

I’ve cleaned the bin till it’s sparkling.

However, my goddess energy has failed to help with the crippling period pain I’ve got today. I guess the TW George is referring to don’t have that problem.

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LaVidaJoker · 08/01/2022 09:12

My Goddess is obviously missing in action today as the GE is low in me. Currently sitting on the sofa in a slightly grubby hoodie, ignoring the housework that needs doing. Perhaps my GE is fed up of doing ‘woman’s work’ and has buggered off to be stunning and brave with George & his mates?

WineAway · 08/01/2022 08:44

My goddess energy helped me yesterday with sorting out paperwork for my sister who was widowed last year & who is also very ill. Then it had me awake at 4am with power surges also known as hot flushes. Time to up the hormone goddess energy

Snailhaterz2 · 08/01/2022 08:41

My Goddess energy failed to get the bloody printer to work.

PermanentTemporary · 08/01/2022 08:38

Will the Goddess energy help me do the bath sealant? I presumably don't need to read the instructions if so.

Chersfrozenface · 08/01/2022 08:35

I am crying laughing here.

My Goddess Energy helped me go to the surgery and the hospital to organise and get a blood test. Then later it helped me assemble a work light / magnifier combo.

So my goddess is mainly energising damage limitation / failure mitigation.

highame · 08/01/2022 08:22

That happened to me in the 70's Wanda, always put it down to the smoke, but clearly It was my Goddess Energy. Thank you Boy George for letting us women know what's available to us. Pity it doesn't get us equal pay

WandaWomblesaurus73 · 08/01/2022 03:01

@NitroNine

That sounds both painful AND like it has the potential to be dangerous Wanda Shock
If you've got it, flaunt it, I like to say!
NitroNine · 08/01/2022 02:27

That sounds both painful AND like it has the potential to be dangerous Wanda Shock

WandaWomblesaurus73 · 07/01/2022 23:51

My Goddess energy helped me talk to bluebirds and twirl around and be kind to everyone whilst rainbows shot out of my vagina.

NitroNine · 07/01/2022 23:49

@ErrolTheDragon
Perhaps your Goddess Energy is Hecate, as a cosmic counterweight to me Bastet-ing it up over here.

If you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to do first aid once your dog is abed, I would posit that your Goddess (Doggess?) energy is instead the Sumerian Bau, who found herself reworked into Gula, Goddess of Healing (because dogs were thought to be able to heal sores by licking them Envy Not. Envy.)

ErrolTheDragon · 07/01/2022 23:37

My Goddess energy has caused my old dog to fall asleep on me, and I'm feeling bad I need to put him to bed....I genuinely am half goddess, half slave. When he stays with other people when we go on holiday, he can unerringly detect who has Goddess Energy and who hasn't.

BoreOfWhabylon · 07/01/2022 23:09
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ArabellaScott · 07/01/2022 23:00

Ooh, I can imagine. Goddess energy's terrible for interfering with the electrics. I've had it up to here with the robot hoover chasing me round the house.

BoreOfWhabylon · 07/01/2022 22:55

I have to be careful not to go too near the TV though - the GE makes it go all pixellatey.

ArabellaScott · 07/01/2022 22:44

@BoreOfWhabylon

I use my Goddess Energy to recharge my phone by wafting it in the general vicinity of my vulva.
Grin
PurgatoryOfPotholes · 07/01/2022 22:40

I sorted the recycling and put it out. My goddess energy is that of Mother Nature!

Grumpyosaurus · 07/01/2022 22:40

My Goddess energy got DH to make me some mulled wine.

Callcat · 07/01/2022 22:36

My goddess energy is definitely feeding this godawful thrush I've got though.

Callcat · 07/01/2022 22:35

Should have read the replies. I was just feeling so smug with myself for heavy lifting. I suppose this makes me a man.

Callcat · 07/01/2022 22:32

Goddess energy channeled to push a new super king mattress, which arrived rolled up in a box, up the stairs and into the bedroom. It was proper grunty work! Now awaiting divan delivery...

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 07/01/2022 22:26

My goddess energy removed my fibroid last week and I am now feeling so much better.
Oh no hang on, that was the NHS.
Woman surgeon though. Perhaps it was her goddess energy?

Deliriumoftheendless · 07/01/2022 22:09

God that would be incredibly useful Bore

BoreOfWhabylon · 07/01/2022 21:16

I use my Goddess Energy to recharge my phone by wafting it in the general vicinity of my vulva.

SirVixofVixHall · 07/01/2022 21:08

@PronounssheRa

My goddess energy inspired me to make pancakes, 2 months before shrove Tuesday. Goddess and a legend.
Impressed. I may bow before your superior Goddess energy.
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OhDear2200 · 07/01/2022 20:58

@NitroNinethe cat Gods are more superior to the Goddess Energy. Everyone knows that.

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