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What has your Goddess Energy helped you with today?

103 replies

OhDear2200 · 07/01/2022 20:26

I’ve cleaned the bin till it’s sparkling.

However, my goddess energy has failed to help with the crippling period pain I’ve got today. I guess the TW George is referring to don’t have that problem.

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FOJN · 08/01/2022 14:46

My fucking goddess energy is coming out of my blue chakra today, and manifesting as a chanted litany of 'fuck you all you fucking cunts to fuck.'

I understand myself so much better now, I thought it was due to menopause.

Can GE be switched off for a short time? I think mine is scaring people.

BoreOfWhabylon · 08/01/2022 14:32

@Galvantula
Do you have to charge it up to get the fanjo rainbows Bore ?

No. I am permanently supercharged with Goddess Energy™️

Accept no substitute.

ScreamingMeMe · 08/01/2022 14:21

My period has robbed me of any energy.

ArabellaScott · 08/01/2022 13:50

goddess identity is totally different from goddess expression, which differs again from doggess expression, which is woofs

NoToast · 08/01/2022 13:45

My Goddess energy is sanding a floor today. My orbital sander is blue not pink but it's not a boy's sander it's a girl's sander. It's mine, I bought it.

NitroNine · 08/01/2022 13:16

It’s ok @Signalbox! Have no fears!

Apparently gender identity is not the same as gender expression which is why some non-binary women are incredibly feminine - much more so than the women they insist are CIS. It makes perfect sense that The Rules can be extrapolated out to Goddessing.

Signalbox · 08/01/2022 13:14

@Maireas

Oh my god, *@Signalbox*! Surely you wore a lacey bra and some lipstick?? Confused
I'm afraid I don't own any lipstick Shock

Also I'm almost completely flat chested and have never worn a bra so I'm practically a man anyway.

scaredsadandstuck · 08/01/2022 13:11

Boobily Grin

@Maireas- amazing work

I feel my Goddess energy is serving me ok today. I have provided breakfasts, advised on computer game strategy (new FNAF game for the gamers out there), marvelled at the new design of stud launchers in Star Wars Lego sets, arranged a play date, supervised the making of a toastie and loaded both the washing machine and dishwasher. Feel brave, stunning AND powerful. I am however wondering how soon I am allowed a goddess energy recharge (aka nap)?

Galvantula · 08/01/2022 13:04

@Maireas

He lectured me about inclusion, the UN and equal rights and other stuff. I said I'm reclaiming the term and it's my right. He told me I'm difficult and walked off.
Maireas 😍 Your Goddess energy fuckin told him. 🖕

I'm reading Helen Lewis book about Difficult Women just now 🙂

Does wearing man pants ruin the goddess energy? Mine are so comfy though. 🤔

Maireas · 08/01/2022 13:00

Oh my god, @Signalbox! Surely you wore a lacey bra and some lipstick?? Confused

Signalbox · 08/01/2022 12:59

@Maireas

He lectured me about inclusion, the UN and equal rights and other stuff. I said I'm reclaiming the term and it's my right. He told me I'm difficult and walked off.
Difficult uppity woman! Grin you should be proud.
Galvantula · 08/01/2022 12:59

I'm trying to contain my smirking in my work canteen here. Obviously the energy is helping with that. It's not looking very energetic apart from that. Do you have to charge it up to get the fanjo rainbows Bore ?

Also what Signalbox said 😃😃

Signalbox · 08/01/2022 12:57

I was so completely ungodessy this morning I'm worried I might be relegated to the slugs and snails category. I got up. I didn't wash / shower or brush my teeth or hair. I put on yesterday's clothes and went out of the house without putting on make up and without wearing any jewellery or accessories of any kind. Is there any helping me?

ArabellaScott · 08/01/2022 12:56

My fucking goddess energy is coming out of my blue chakra today, and manifesting as a chanted litany of 'fuck you all you fucking cunts to fuck.'

ArabellaScott · 08/01/2022 12:55

Maireas I love you.

BoreOfWhabylon · 08/01/2022 12:54

Maireas Grin

Maireas · 08/01/2022 12:52

He lectured me about inclusion, the UN and equal rights and other stuff.
I said I'm reclaiming the term and it's my right. He told me I'm difficult and walked off.

Signalbox · 08/01/2022 12:50

@Maireas

I'm post menopausal, so I'm a dried up old crone. This could explain why when asked by a senior male colleague what my pronoun of choice would be, I said "hag".
Grin OMG please tell me this is true. What was his reply?
Maireas · 08/01/2022 12:38

@quiteathome

My goddess energy isn't working. No matter how hard I stare at the washing pile it doesn't fold itself and put itself away.

Why doesn't my goddess energy work? Do I need to go on a magic quest to get it back and a rainbow shooting vagina?

Have you tried smiling sweetly and using the hashtag "be kind"?
Maireas · 08/01/2022 12:37

I'm post menopausal, so I'm a dried up old crone. This could explain why when asked by a senior male colleague what my pronoun of choice would be, I said "hag".

BoreOfWhabylon · 08/01/2022 12:33

See, I can cope with the rainbow shooting vagina.

It's the fecking unicorn stampeding about up there I have difficulty with.

quiteathome · 08/01/2022 12:25

My goddess energy isn't working.
No matter how hard I stare at the washing pile it doesn't fold itself and put itself away.

Why doesn't my goddess energy work? Do I need to go on a magic quest to get it back and a rainbow shooting vagina?

ErrolTheDragon · 08/01/2022 11:22

@flashpaper

Wait?? I have goddess energy?
Yes, unless JKR has nicked it. Pretty sure she's got mine today.
Joolsin · 08/01/2022 11:15

My goddess energy turned nasty today - booted me out of bed at - gasp - 10am. Now I'm wrapping christmas baubles in tissue paper and putting them in boxes. I would rather Bastet was my goddess, so does my cat.

flashpaper · 08/01/2022 09:17

Wait?? I have goddess energy?