"Someone told him who he was talking to and said "she literally wrote the book on this issue"
and he said
"Someone wrote the Bible too. But it's not factually accurate."
Does it create a singularity when a person this dense fully disappears up his own arse? I can't wait to find out!"
I am just enjoying picturing JHB on a beach somewhere in the Maldives, sipping a complicated rum based cocktail from a fresh pineapple and thinking "I'll just have a quick look at Twitter and see if anything's happening in the office" 