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Good news about Tunnock's teacakes

137 replies

Stealhsquirrelnutkin · 22/10/2021 16:30

Don't you just love it when a company that makes stuff you like comes out as being ethically sound?

mobile.twitter.com/ALLIANCELGB/status/1451448320522661900

What a wonderful excuse to add chocolate tea cakes and caramel wafer biscuits to my next grocery order.

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EyesOpening · 23/10/2021 09:55

My shopping app has crashed, do you think a run on Tunnock’s is the cause?

KittenKong · 23/10/2021 09:54

It’s a different biscuit. Similar names though. You need to buy one of each for a comparison...

EyesOpening · 23/10/2021 09:51

Is the coconut identifying as caramel or something? #NoThankYou

Masdintle · 23/10/2021 09:43

I went to a ceilidh in Edinburgh a while back and they had proper Scottish food and drink - Tunnock's tea cakes and caramel logs, shortbread and Irn Bru. Fabulous

KittenKong · 23/10/2021 09:31

I want this... tunnocks.orbgroup.co.uk/teacake-10oz-cotton-shopper

KittenKong · 23/10/2021 09:27

No - I’m pretty sure there are the coconut logs... must check their website tunnocks.co.U.K...

EyesOpening · 23/10/2021 09:23

THEY DO COCONUT WAFERS???? This is brand new (and very welcome) information!

Think they're called caramel logs.

What???

Pterfodactyl · 23/10/2021 09:03

@EsmaCannonball

I once, briefly, thought my dog had testicular cancer. It was after a family birthday party and I picked him up and discovered a large, flesh-coloured lump on his genitals. Upon further, panicked, investigation it turned out he'd managed to get half a Tunnock's Teacake stuck to the side of his balls and he'd licked most of the chocolate off.
Shock Grin

This would make an excellent All Creatures Great and Small storyline. James goes home to Scotland to visit the folks, then returns to Darroby with a box of his favourite Tunnocks tea cakes, that he stashes under the bed to stop Tristan and Siegfried scoffing them all. Tricky-woo is sent for a vacation with Uncle Herriot and discovers said stash, resulting in the unfortunate teacake stuck to balls incident described by Esme. Mrs Pomfrey and Siegfried in momentary panic at Tricky developing a tumour, only for the truth to out on closer inspection, and James being forced to share his stash with the rest of the family.

CaddieDawg · 23/10/2021 09:02

Tunnocks treat their staff like shite (covid hotspot because they forced them into work after positive tests etc), fund the Tories and happily sold their Scottish heritage down the river in a bid to support the Union and Brexit. I really don't think this was a coincidence.

KittenKong · 23/10/2021 08:55

My phone background image is actually a display of caramel wafers - taken at a conference a few years back.

They were perfectly laid out on a white tablecloth, each uniformly balanced on the edge of white China coffee mugs (all handles facing the same way). All biscuits at the same angle, the cups set out in a perfect wedge. Whoever laid that out - well I was impressed!

It just appealed to me - the symmetry and the surprise of going to a Scandinavian companies event and finding caramel logs. People were there from all over the world and I was encouraging them to eat the strange biscuits (people were sticking them in their pockets to take home at the end).

Chersfrozenface · 23/10/2021 08:49

Public service announcement:
Iceland website has Snowballs, milk chocolate wafers and caramel logs
Asda website has milk and dark chocolate wafers and teacakes
Co-op website has milk chocolate wafers and teacakes

I've fallen out with Tesco so won't be checking their site

BewaretheIckabog · 23/10/2021 07:11

I’m on a diet but the local food bank will be getting Tunnock’s tea cakes this weekend.

user1745 · 23/10/2021 04:28

@FemaleAndLearning

Copy of the quote "Gender critical is used to describe those who believe people cannot change biological sex."
10 years ago we called those people "sane" and "biologically literate".
GAHgamel · 23/10/2021 02:57

Not fussed about the teacakes, and the snowballs taste slightly chemically to me these days, but I loved them when I was a kid. The dark chocolate wafers (the ones in the blue wrappers) are a fixture in my online shopping basket though, and I was bereft when there was that period when they couldn't be had for love nor money.

MiladyBerserko · 23/10/2021 00:42

Teacakes are overrated. Caremel Logs are the best.

TonyThreePies · 23/10/2021 00:04

I'm a happy Teacake Eating Rad Fem, will buy some tomorrow if they haven't sold out. The DM article is like satire Confused

Selkiesarereal · 22/10/2021 23:55

Getting a little concerned over the panic buying of the tea cakes and may not get my 14 boxes tomorrow!

They can take my freedom but they will never take my tea cake!

FemaleAndLearning · 22/10/2021 23:43

Copy of the quote
"Gender critical is used to describe those who believe people cannot change biological sex."

FemaleAndLearning · 22/10/2021 23:41

I watched the video on the Daily Mail link above. Calling the delegates Nazi scum.
The mail gave a definition of a gender critical person as someone who believes in biological sex which I thought was good. Most rational people would be gender critical.

EmbarrassingHadrosaurus · 22/10/2021 23:14

@Mollyollydolly

Made me laugh!
I shall think about Tunnock Eating Rational Feminist
BettyFilous · 22/10/2021 23:00

At moments like this I get Twitter FOMO, but I know in reality that my quality of life is improved by not having an account.

RufustheBadgeringReindeer · 22/10/2021 22:37

@FindTheTruth

seen on twitter....

REPENT MOTHERTUNNOCK!

Awesome 😀
FindTheTruth · 22/10/2021 22:17

seen on twitter....

REPENT MOTHERTUNNOCK!

Mollyollydolly · 22/10/2021 22:14

Made me laugh!

Good news about Tunnock's teacakes
squishee · 22/10/2021 22:01

@EsmaCannonball

I once, briefly, thought my dog had testicular cancer. It was after a family birthday party and I picked him up and discovered a large, flesh-coloured lump on his genitals. Upon further, panicked, investigation it turned out he'd managed to get half a Tunnock's Teacake stuck to the side of his balls and he'd licked most of the chocolate off.
That's the funniest thing I've read all day!