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The GC what now? Are we the cult?

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Anotheruser02 · 16/09/2021 16:09

Twice in the last week or so I've read TRA posts on twitter saying GC fems are a cult. Despite the fact the movement begs for debate and sunlight. No secrecy or pushing for kids to hold secrets from their families.

Is this the latest in "I know you are but what am I" or has this been a claim all along and I haven't noticed?

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Whitefire · 18/09/2021 19:02

@RedDogsBeg

A manifesto, that's what we need! We could do it as a nice list, I love a list.
And pretty pictures with very few words, we are women after all with our pink girly brains.
RedDogsBeg · 18/09/2021 18:28

A manifesto, that's what we need! We could do it as a nice list, I love a list.

Artichokeleaves · 18/09/2021 18:14

That would help with the chant certainly.

What do we want?
More cake!
When do we want it?
Now!

(And proper safeguarding. And answers that work for everyone. And words like inclusion, diversity and intersectionality applying equally to female people. In fact equality of application of terminology and consideration to all humans. And freedom of belief. And laws that aren't a complete pigs ear of a mess. And political leaders that don't hide under the table rather than sorting out the mess they made. And not being regarded as service humans. And freedom to be homosexual adult females. And an end to political capture: see proper safeguarding.....)

It's not catchy though.

RedDogsBeg · 18/09/2021 18:03

A cult with cake you say, well that's me in, will need to switch the gin for vodka though (am I schisming already?) surely if we tick some of the boxes we'd be good to go?

Jaysmith71 · 18/09/2021 17:50

Leader with quite enough zeal and vim.

I'm afraid I'm out of zeal and vim. Will Cillit Bang and Cif do?

MiladyBerserko · 18/09/2021 17:43

I'll be The Leader. Charismatic as fuck, me.

Not sure what I should be doing but l expect a great deal of obsequiousness from you lot, so do please get on with that.

I know there's an International network of powerful lesbians who hand out wives. Can you please identify yourselves as this might be a useful reward for good cult behaviour.

ArabellaScott · 18/09/2021 17:20

I can't help feeling that this cult is a bit shambolic. We don't even have a motto. And also still lacking a charismatic leader, as far as I can see. (No offense to anyone currently inhabiting the role of communal figurehead, natch. I just don't see anyone really perfecting the role of Supreme Leader with quite enough zeal and vim.)

Actually, I might prefer to secede from my own latest schism and divide it into two or three, depending on mood, local weather conditions and what's in the fridge.

Artichokeleaves · 18/09/2021 17:17

Oh crap we've got the darked on washing nightmare starting now Grin

Look, any minute now we're going to get the whole hot banana nesquik on reddy brek fandango and then I'm calling PC Gul. There are limits.

AlfonsoTheMango · 18/09/2021 17:16

Splittists, the lot of you.

I want to be called Loretta.

RufustheBadgeringReindeer · 18/09/2021 16:48

@TheWeeDonkey

I leave my washing out overnight and I own a toilet brush. I like Weetabix but I hate bananas.
I do not leave my washing out

I do not have a loo brush

I do not like weetabix….or bananas

TheWeeDonkey · 18/09/2021 16:13

I leave my washing out overnight and I own a toilet brush. I like Weetabix but I hate bananas.

334bu · 18/09/2021 15:49

Can I join , as I hate Weetabix but I do leave my washing out over night?

Artichokeleaves · 18/09/2021 15:39

@ArabellaScott

You'll need to make another schism, Wrongside.
Its getting like the Orkneys around here. The schisms have all schismed, and we've now got separate groups consisting of one person and a toilet brush who will not be talking to anyone else . While doing appalling things to weetabix.
Jaysmith71 · 18/09/2021 12:44

The Reform Wing has stated that Weetabix is an exemplary and can be said to represent any generic wheaten-based breakfast product.

Sophoclesthefox · 18/09/2021 12:40

@DickKerrLadies

Surely the approved cult food involves weetabix...
And….I’m out! 😂

Pity, this alleged cult was otherwise a good fit for me.

Whitefire · 18/09/2021 12:21

@ArabellaScott

The Weetabix Sect is not to be mentioned on these boards. I think that's actually a reportable offence.
I'm just trying to infiltrate you, I am the Donal MacIntyre of the GC world.
ArabellaScott · 18/09/2021 11:31

The Weetabix Sect is not to be mentioned on these boards. I think that's actually a reportable offence.

ArabellaScott · 18/09/2021 11:31

You'll need to make another schism, Wrongside.

Whitefire · 18/09/2021 10:56

I still need to make my Weetabix cake.

DickKerrLadies · 18/09/2021 10:49

Surely the approved cult food involves weetabix...

TheWeeDonkey · 18/09/2021 10:05

I can't eat leeks they repeat on me something awful. I do like carbonara though, and mushrooms, and cake, and gin. I think I would enjoy being in this cult.

Wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 18/09/2021 09:59

I don't eat carbonara. Am I still in?

ArabellaScott · 18/09/2021 09:13

Some cults forbid salt and sugar. Some starve their followers to help with compliance.

GC cult: Eat much stodgy and delicious pasta followed by assorted cake and lots of gin.

That's a cult I can get behind.

Ereshkigalangcleg · 18/09/2021 09:03

I found a veggie version with chestnut mushrooms. Actually looked for it off the back of this thread.

Jamie Oliver has one with leeks and I also added mushrooms, very tasty.

ArabellaScott · 18/09/2021 09:02

@Jux

I like Cunts with Cunts, and Cult of Cunts/Cult with Cunts. I also enjoy much vaginal chanting, or I think I do. Does it include vaginal farting? I'm quite good at that sometimes too.
Vaginal chanting is excellent for pelvic floor tone.