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The GC what now? Are we the cult?

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Anotheruser02 · 16/09/2021 16:09

Twice in the last week or so I've read TRA posts on twitter saying GC fems are a cult. Despite the fact the movement begs for debate and sunlight. No secrecy or pushing for kids to hold secrets from their families.

Is this the latest in "I know you are but what am I" or has this been a claim all along and I haven't noticed?

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Waitwhat23 · 19/09/2021 18:27

I suppose it would be a good way to see if there are fellow witches/vipers at a dinner party. Serve mushrooms to start, spaghetti carbonara as a main and a variety of cakes for dinner and see if there's any suspicious nods or winks.

Waitwhat23 · 19/09/2021 18:23

I can't have been the only one inspired by this thread to make spaghetti carbonara and garlic bread for dinner, followed by a nice gin and tonic! I suspect that wasn't the intention of the carbonara poster Grin

FlibbertyGiblets · 19/09/2021 14:12

@Youarestillintherunning

I made us a flag 😊
[HEART EYES]
Artichokeleaves · 19/09/2021 13:47

The hazing will obvs start with identifying naice ham, and playing feminist chicken on a busy main street.

And possibly move on to writing properly evidenced letters to MPs while at the same time digging small change out from behind the sofa to fund the latest major crisis being experienced by some woman who trod wrong on the vortex dared to voice at the wrong moment that she thought she had the same rights that male people lay claim to.

TheWeeDonkey · 19/09/2021 12:55

Okay, I'm in for everything apart from the love bombing.

I can handle gin, cake, dancing, witchy outfits, chanting, plant worship, free tshirts, a lesbian wife, cash and or tokens as long as theres no touching.

PermanentTemporary · 19/09/2021 12:46

Twitter is remarkably like the Vortex tbh - one wrong step and you're vaporised

Deliriumoftheendless · 19/09/2021 12:42

No money, just plastic discs with coloured shapes in them and no leader, just The Rangdo.

As George Michael used to say “if you’re gonna do it, do it right!”

dianebrewster · 19/09/2021 12:42

I assume we all get to wear purple? I've got a nice polo neck from the 70's I can dig out.....

ArabellaScott · 19/09/2021 12:31

Well, wims, I am liking the sound of this cunty cult more by the minute. Weird gin, plant-worshipping, carbonara followed by a huge variety of cake. Gnarly costumes and a bit of a knees-up. Socially distanced love-bombing, a bit of chanting and free lesbian wives/T-shirts/cash.

What more could we need?

I'm off to source a nice hat.

ArabellaScott · 19/09/2021 12:26

We definitely need some hazing ceremonies. And a proper dance routine.

Sonarl · 19/09/2021 12:26

It's classic DARVO. Pathetically transparent. "I know you are but what am I?".

Waitwhat23 · 19/09/2021 12:15

Anything but Gordon's. Teenage memories of a tall glass, no ice, slosh of Gordon's, topped off with flat tonic. Noooooo!

Actually, could that be the initiation ritual? A welcome to the vipers, if you like?

Quickly followed by Arabella's hedgerow gin.

ArabellaScott · 19/09/2021 12:11

Love bombing is tricky in times of covid. Perhaps if the nuns are in full PPE on top of the habits, and socially distanced cake? Maybe spray everything with gin just in case, I'm sure that might help kill off any germs.

Just about to make some nice hedgerow gin, but I'm keeping it so we'll need extra of the cheap stuff in.

Artichokeleaves · 19/09/2021 11:43

I don't think call the midwife involves penguins.

Although possibly I'm wrong and it's been cake and penguins in the East End all this time. It would actually explain a lot.

Ekofisk · 19/09/2021 11:39

Nuns you say? I like nuns. Or is it penguins. I can never remember.

Artichokeleaves · 19/09/2021 11:36

We are also going to have to accommodate the Reagan-funded nuns you realise? Possibly they can form the love bombing bit in a village hall somewhere on a drop-in basis. Hug and a cake and a cup of tea.

ArabellaScott · 19/09/2021 11:33

I'd have thought absolute opacity was de rigeur for cult accounts?

Also who is responsible for love bombing,* because I feel this is a bit lukewarm. We need more enthusiastic welcoming of new members rather than the traditional arse-on-plate ceremony.

Ekofisk · 19/09/2021 11:25

@AlfonsoTheMango

I'm happy to be the cult treasurer and let the money rest in my account.
Smart move, what with all that US right wing / Westboro funding pouring in.

Ker ching!!!

AlfonsoTheMango · 19/09/2021 11:25

Of course! My accounting firm is the esteemed Soo, Grabbit and Runn.

adultchildofalcoholicparents · 19/09/2021 10:55

@AlfonsoTheMango

I'm happy to be the cult treasurer and let the money rest in my account.
My eyes leak at your altruism.

Will there be transparency of accounting? Is there a budgeting app that will let us see just how much money is being spent on Gin, Cake, Brew, viper milking, hateful haberdashery, books and childcare?

AlfonsoTheMango · 19/09/2021 10:54

Sorry, cash only. I'm sure you'll understand that, as treasurer, I have certain responsibilities.

BernardBlackMissesLangCleg · 19/09/2021 10:47

Can I contribute tythes Alfonso ?

I've got a nice piece of only slightly sucked pancetta you could have

AlfonsoTheMango · 19/09/2021 10:38

I'm happy to be the cult treasurer and let the money rest in my account.

Artichokeleaves · 19/09/2021 10:30

Well I was reflecting at three am, as you do, that if we're calling the yukka Mrs Overton, then Milady Berserko ends up being the aspidistra, and we definitely need to check regarding enthusiastic consent there, considering the responsibility to keep the aspidistra flying.

Thermal knickers may be needed.

ArabellaScott · 19/09/2021 10:25

@BernardBlackMissesLangCleg

Doog yrev!

Randgo was an aspidistra surely? Good times

That would be an ecumenical matter.
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