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Still Blue, Still Stocking: The Bluestocking remains open in 2021

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ErrolTheDragon · 25/06/2021 14:06

I've nicked a title, opened the door, dusted off the bar.

Come in and drown your sorrows, celebrate or just hang out in good company.

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SpringCrocus · 27/06/2021 18:22

I manage wildflower meadows irl, and have both scythes and strimmers. And a tractor and baler.
So we can make hay, while the sun shines 😉🤣🤣🤣

highame · 27/06/2021 18:08

I'm going to need some virtual help in this garden. Turned might help out on Monday.

Don't build a garden centre I'm not very sociable (and that's my excuse if Arabella issues an invite)

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 27/06/2021 18:06

Can I get tea and cake here during the week?

Always - and toast is a given if that's any help.

ErrolTheDragon · 27/06/2021 18:02

Of course we've got lovely gardens etc, including a lovely patch of wildflower meadow which highame is welcome to strim and rake later in the year. And a shrubbery ... and another shrubbery (though the latter owes more to Monty Python than Don)

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highame · 27/06/2021 18:02

Turned if we can make life a little brighter for you, we'll try our best.

I'll hand over the strimmer's if you like cause I think I've just done too fine a job on my toenails Grin virtually of course

ArabellaScott · 27/06/2021 17:54
Grin
SpringCrocus · 27/06/2021 17:47

Freudian slip there, methinks!

SpringCrocus · 27/06/2021 17:47

"Male planning" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ArabellaScott, Did you mean "meal planning, perchance? "

theThreeofWeevils · 27/06/2021 17:46

Male planning

ArabellaScott · 27/06/2021 17:29

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Male planning, innit. You can get a full week's worth of meals out of your local misogynist if you bulk it up with lentils and use a slow cooker.

Turned · 27/06/2021 17:27

I wish I'd found this place before. Great food, drink, conversation and company. I came to drown a sorrow, which didn't seem to want to be drowned. I've been inspired to do a bit of gardening though so some good came of it.
Can I get tea and cake here during the week? That would brighten my Monday.

Thelnebriati · 27/06/2021 17:12
EmbarrassingAdmissions · 27/06/2021 17:12

I've just accidentally called Bowlofbabelfish Bowelofbabelfish in another thread - I think we need to forgive ourselves these unintentional slips and not badge each other with them…

iirc, there's a 'badger' brew of some sort or am I conflating this with oyster stouts and black sheep and stuff?

highame · 27/06/2021 17:06

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I said A badgers arse, not The Olderbaders arse, though if we're into comparisons.......

Olderbadger1 · 27/06/2021 16:55

OK JustcameoutGC. I'll go with fierce instead. But I will miss feisty...

Thelnebriati · 27/06/2021 16:55

lazylinguist Fwoooar

Still Blue, Still Stocking: The Bluestocking remains open in 2021
Olderbadger1 · 27/06/2021 16:53

@highame

Unfortunately my lawn looks like a badgers arse Embarrassing I was just being a virtual gardener which means I am more skilled than Monty Don
Less of the badgers' arse slurs Highame.
lazylinguist · 27/06/2021 16:52

I wasn't aware that theBluestocking was the kind of establishment where nekkid bits were likely to be on show. Do we have a licence for that sort of thing?

Thelnebriati · 27/06/2021 16:36
Grin
Sophoclesthefox · 27/06/2021 16:33

They’re a lot less cute and trainable Grin

Thelnebriati · 27/06/2021 16:31

If I edge it I'll have to cut it and then the nekkid bits will show. I don't own a bitch - but I think I've got craneflies.

Sophoclesthefox · 27/06/2021 16:27

My lawn is like a Damien Hirst dot painting, the joys of a female dog 🙄 it might look better if you edged it, Inebriati? It couldn’t look worse.

Sophoclesthefox · 27/06/2021 16:25

Don’t worry about the roast, it’s vat grown from cell technology. No actual live misogynists were harmed in the making!

Thelnebriati · 27/06/2021 16:11

I own a lawn edger as it happens.

highame · 27/06/2021 16:10

Unfortunately my lawn looks like a badgers arse Embarrassing I was just being a virtual gardener which means I am more skilled than Monty Don

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