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Still Blue, Still Stocking: The Bluestocking remains open in 2021

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ErrolTheDragon · 25/06/2021 14:06

I've nicked a title, opened the door, dusted off the bar.

Come in and drown your sorrows, celebrate or just hang out in good company.

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AutumnCrocus · 02/07/2021 10:41

Oh yes, house sashes!

Sniggers at Willie Wanka
swipes a bacon butty

I'm awaiting deletion, tbh. Suspect talking about blue hair is verboten.

highame · 02/07/2021 09:32

bloody school knickers Autumn did we go to the same school? I will be having nightmares tonight. Gym slips and obligatory sash (of house colours). All waiting with bated breath for the judgement? Not TAAT

ErrolTheDragon · 02/07/2021 08:41

It'd be wrong not to snigger at that.
Mmm I can smell the bacon from over here...

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GrumpyMiddleAgedWoman · 02/07/2021 08:37

@AutumnCrocus

Don't understand the bloomers reference, tbh? Anyone care to elucidate?
Spring crocus = one bloomer Autumn crocus = one bloomer 1+1=2. Two blooms = one pair of bloomers.

Can you tell I work in a primary school? Grin

Incidentally, is it wrong to snigger when a child writes about Willie Wanka's chocolate factory?

Offering egg and bacon butties for breakfast this morning.

ErrolTheDragon · 02/07/2021 08:33

I made an innocent remark in relation to two similar flower names....

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theThreeofWeevils · 02/07/2021 02:52

See Errol's post of 00:09
I recommend a nightcap - not regulation issue - and wish you good luck, and resilience/elasticity (entirely unrelated to knickers).

AutumnCrocus · 02/07/2021 02:33

And yy to heavy blue serge knickers for Games at my naice girls grammar school

AutumnCrocus · 02/07/2021 02:28

Don't understand the bloomers reference, tbh? Anyone care to elucidate?

AutumnCrocus · 02/07/2021 02:26

I couldn't possibly confirm or deny if I'd aged six months with my user name.
Tbh, I feel like I've aged ten years, today!

theThreeofWeevils · 02/07/2021 00:42

Our regulation knickers were elephant grey. No pocket, as I recall.

Olderbadger1 · 02/07/2021 00:32

(Not actually furry you understand - heavyweight brushed cotton stuff. Quite scratchy as I recall.)

Olderbadger1 · 02/07/2021 00:30

When I was in school (a naice gals school for naice gals in case you were wondering) we had to wear two pairs of knickers. White cotton underneath and furry navy ones on top WITH A POCKET. Never quite worked that out.

theThreeofWeevils · 02/07/2021 00:12

are there a pair of bloomers here?
What a very indiscreet question.

theThreeofWeevils · 02/07/2021 00:10

Alcohol, topped off with alcohol, a cherry and a jaunty wee umbrella, AutumnCrocus. More where that came from.
Making a joke to her about holding her breath until her hair turned blue probably wouldn't be politic, but you can fantasise.

ErrolTheDragon · 02/07/2021 00:09

Coming up....

And if you don't mind me asking, AutumnCrocus ...were you SpringCrocus yesterday and have aged six months, or are there a pair of bloomers here?

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AutumnCrocus · 02/07/2021 00:01

A vat of alcohol please

Just got ultra woke mid twenties DD back from Uni for the next 12 weeks.

Two hours in, cue a screaming tantrum from her, because I (very gently and politely) wouldn't go along with her quite aggressively demands about a gender issue.
She is high functioning ASD, but goddess, she's doing a PhD, has lived independently for the last 6 years, seems to be able to cope irl

Why do I get the screaming? And wtf should I have to agree TW are W?

She has a biology degree and MSc, ffs. She knows you can't change sex

oh, and she now has blue hair. Not that I'm bothered. Which I think is what annoyed her the most!

Alcohol. All the alcohol, please.

Turned · 01/07/2021 21:36

Oooh chips! Thank you. I’ve been listening to Posie podcasts in the car, and Glinner with JDW whilst cooking dinner. I now need to find a quiet corner to sit in with a cold drink and a guitar whilst I try to make sense of it all.

eels I had a lovely Thank you pop up after donating to them earlier this week.

Waitwhat23 · 01/07/2021 21:07

Sorry, should say a can of Rhubarb Press

Waitwhat23 · 01/07/2021 21:07

I'm making cocktails for a party this weekend and I recommend my Rhubarb Cooler - 2 shots vodka, 2 shots strawberry liqueur, 1 shot lemon juice and a can of Cawstons Press over ice.

Any Scottish Bluestockings may wish to check out a priorities drive which is being throughly spammed at the moment.

GrumpyMiddleAgedWoman · 01/07/2021 20:14

I have had a stressful week and and am enjoying a nice Adnams. Despite all resolutions to the contrary, I've had both chocolate and alcohol this evening.

I normally love my job but it's a shit-show at the moment. I cannot wait for the end of term.

I'll go and cuddle the Camel, and wait for the fish and chips to turn up.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/07/2021 19:48

OwBist - I'm afraid I'm remembering Roy Barraclough.

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ArabellaScott · 01/07/2021 19:29

Embarrassing, you have a lot of meetings and are still managing to cook amazing food. Here, have a beer.

I will go and get fish and chips for everyone. Scampi for the poshos.

theThreeofWeevils · 01/07/2021 19:21

If you're worried, Beamur, we could always 'elevate' it to a Dark & Stormy - a favourite let-me-hair-down-when-out-with-the-young'uns drink of mine.
Before I siphoned them into taxis.
No stamina at all

Beamur · 01/07/2021 19:02

Thursday is nearly the weekend isn't it? As it's a BBQ I'm going to lower the tone from the French cocktails to a rum and coke. Having a nostalgic visit back to the 90's with my preferred end of the evening pick me up.

JustcameoutGC · 01/07/2021 18:59

I am drinking posh beer down my allotment, eating pop chips. Anyone got a snag?

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