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"Women do have vaginas, Nick."

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FindTheTruth · 25/05/2021 12:24

Liz Truss speaking on
@NickFerrariLBC

"Women do have vaginas, Nick."
www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/liz-truss-defends-student-who-faces-disciplinary-action-for-saying-women-have-va/

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Zeugma · 26/05/2021 07:36
  1. George Formby ('can you 'ear me, Mother?!')
  2. Thomas the Tank Engine, in the voice of Ringo Starr
  3. Winston Churchill ('Never...in the field of human conflict...')
  4. Jessica Rabbit
  5. The late Sister Wendy Beckett
Sophoclesthefox · 26/05/2021 07:26

@DickKerrLadies

“Howdy Doodly Do, women do have vaginas, and while you’re thinking about that, would you like some toast? Lovely, hot crisp buttered toast? No? Ah, you’re a waffle man!”

The question is this: given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, and women do have vaginas...would you like a toasted teacake?

Woman do have vaginas, and nobody wants any toast!

sashh · 26/05/2021 07:23

Ooh the M&S voiceover!

Women have vaginas, Nick, but this is an M and S vagina

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 26/05/2021 07:16

I'm currently trying to work out a parody of this scene from Sherlock 🤔

SHERLOCK: "Someone has said women have vaginas."
MORIARTY: "That's what women HAVE!"

DickKerrLadies · 26/05/2021 07:14

“Howdy Doodly Do, women do have vaginas, and while you’re thinking about that, would you like some toast? Lovely, hot crisp buttered toast? No? Ah, you’re a waffle man!”

The question is this: given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, and women do have vaginas...would you like a toasted teacake?

ChewtonRoad · 26/05/2021 07:11

Dervla Kirwan
Cartman and/or Kenny McCormack
Clive Owen (ooh)
Any Teletubby
Vladimir Putin
Moe Syzlak

Wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 26/05/2021 06:58

Malcolm Tucker.

"Women do have vaginas, Nick. You utter cretin."

Sophoclesthefox · 26/05/2021 06:57

@Gumbomambo

Talki Toaster.
Grin

“Howdy Doodly Do, women do have vaginas, and while you’re thinking about that, would you like some toast? Lovely, hot crisp buttered toast? No? Ah, you’re a waffle man!”

Another vote for Mabel, Olive and Andrew, too!

Deliriumoftheendless · 26/05/2021 06:54

Deep Thought from Hitchhiker’s Guide.

Furries · 26/05/2021 03:01

All great suggestions, don’t know if there’s anyone left to add, but maybe:

Maybe Del Boy - he’d probably add a “luvvly jubbly” to the statement
Zippy and/or George (can’t decide which of them would sound better)
Patrick Swayze ((RIP) - “no-one puts the vagina in the corner”

Am loving Ted Hastings - Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee vagina (sounds better in my head than typed out)

Think my favourite, for nostalgia, has to be Basil Brush - his delivery is always spot on and am sure there’d be a “boom, boom” at the end for added impact.

TedImgoingmad · 26/05/2021 01:18

Dot Cotton, to her son Nick Cotton, as an Eastenders cliffhanger (followed by Dum Dum Dumdumdum)

Fanny Squeers to Nicholas Nickleby

Paul Merton to Nicholas Parsons on Just a Minute

Captain Marvel to Nick Fury

Adult Female Elf to Santa Claus

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 25/05/2021 23:53

The recording at the end of Brighton Rock
The unacknowledged key to the decoding of the Rosetta Stone
Serendipitously, the key to translating the Book of Mormon
Dedication on the flypage of Necronomicon

BoogieFeet · 25/05/2021 23:52

Professor McGonagall (Women do have vaginas Mr Potter)
Chris Whitty (Next slide please. Women do have vaginas. Next slide please)
Glenn Quagmire (Women do have vaginas, Nick - Giggity giggity allllllright!)
The man from Del Monte says...Women do have vaginas Nick
The Budweiser frogs ..

TedImgoingmad · 25/05/2021 23:28

The Godfather
Written on the sledge at the end of Citizen Kane
ET
Gene Kelly, whilst singing and dancing in the rain
Humphrey Bogart to Sam at the end of Casablanca

RedDogsBeg · 25/05/2021 23:21

Great entries but I think Nessa has sneaked the win! Perfect FlibbertyGiblets.

TedImgoingmad · 25/05/2021 23:18

Frankie Boyle
Rachel Maddow (influential MSNBC commentator)
Sophie, Countess of Wessex, the Chief Guide, Girlguiding UK
Katherine Viner
Tim Davie, Director General of the BBC

ErrolTheDragon · 25/05/2021 23:16

Take your pick from The Archers.... probably has to be Lynda Snell

DialSquare · 25/05/2021 23:02

We're gonna need a bigger Vagina?

Grin

You can't handle the Vagina!

PurpleWh1teGreen · 25/05/2021 22:33

We're gonna need a bigger Vagina?

I'm also reminded of I agree with Nick from I think the 2010 election campaign.

Only this time, it's I agree with Liz, Nick.

TwistedEyeOfHorus · 25/05/2021 22:32

@FindTheTruth

Yoda High court judges Brian Blessed Brenda Blethyn Jane Horrocks Betty Boothroyd
Vaginas, women have, no? Mmm? Feel the farce, Luke, or fail you will. Judge women by their sex, would you? Mmm? Foolish boy.

Now I've got Yoda saying it stuck in my head.

Babdoc · 25/05/2021 22:29

“This is not just a woman’s vagina. This is an M and S woman’s vagina.”
Oh wait, no. Wouldn’t fit with their changing room policy…

Gumbomambo · 25/05/2021 22:28

Talki Toaster.

DialSquare · 25/05/2021 22:22

I've been thinking of other catchphrases which can be used in a similar vein
Crocodile Dundee fur example.

'That's not a vagina, this is a vagina"

Triphazards · 25/05/2021 22:09

Richard Burton had a nice voice.

And he knew what women had.

Abhannmor · 25/05/2021 21:50

@Pastryapronsucks

Victor Meldrew Basil Brush Sister Monica Joan Moira Stewart Barry White
Basil Brush...I nearly had a coronary...boom boom !Grin