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"Women do have vaginas, Nick."

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FindTheTruth · 25/05/2021 12:24

Liz Truss speaking on
@NickFerrariLBC

"Women do have vaginas, Nick."
www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/liz-truss-defends-student-who-faces-disciplinary-action-for-saying-women-have-va/

OP posts:
RedDogsBeg · 26/05/2021 11:55

Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind:

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn and women do have vaginas, Nick

From Some Like it Hot:

Well nobody's perfect but women do have vaginas, Nick

From Apollo 13:

Houston we have a problem women do have vaginas, Nick

From Airplane:

Women do have vaginas, Nick, and don't call me Shirley

AngeloMysterioso · 26/05/2021 11:34

I haven’t heard the interview, so when I read this I heard it in the same style as the “eight is a lot of legs, David” woman from Love Actually Grin

99point9FahrenheitDegrees · 26/05/2021 10:52

Tidy, Ted. Tidy.

guinnessguzzler · 26/05/2021 10:33

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 @TedImgoingmad

Fernlake · 26/05/2021 10:28

[quote TedImgoingmad]Scene from Gavin and Stacey. Nessa walks in to a fraught scene. Smithy is crying.

Nessa: Oh! Oh! Oh! What's occurrin"?
Gavin: Smithy's broken up with Lucy again.
Stacey: He wanted to go on her Girlguiding trip, but she won't let him.
Mick: I just don't understand what the problem is.
Pamela: Of course he can't! He's not a girl. Women have vaginas, Mick.
Nessa: Fair play. For women.
Mick: I know that, I just don't understand why women have to go on about it all the time.
Nessa: It's a Woman's Place to Mick. That's what I told John Prescott, when he said I was showing him up in front of his Labour Party friends. I said, Oh! John! Women have vaginas. You just gotta get over it.

Bryn: Now, now Smithy, what's up?
Gwen: He's broken up with Lucy because she won't let him go on her Girlguides trip.
Mick: I just don't see the problem.
Bryn. Well, I agree! Smithy can't go to Girlguiding. And I'll tell you for why. Smithy is not a girl. Women have vaginas Mick.
Mick: Yes, thank you Bryn, I've already had my ear chewed off by Pam.

sashh · 26/05/2021 09:59

MNHQ can this go in classics, if only so that @TedImgoingmad's post is never deleted.

PurpleWh1teGreen · 26/05/2021 09:52

[quote TedImgoingmad]Scene from Gavin and Stacey. Nessa walks in to a fraught scene. Smithy is crying.

Nessa: Oh! Oh! Oh! What's occurrin"?
Gavin: Smithy's broken up with Lucy again.
Stacey: He wanted to go on her Girlguiding trip, but she won't let him.
Mick: I just don't understand what the problem is.
Pamela: Of course he can't! He's not a girl. Women have vaginas, Mick.
Nessa: Fair play. For women.
Mick: I know that, I just don't understand why women have to go on about it all the time.
Nessa: It's a Woman's Place to Mick. That's what I told John Prescott, when he said I was showing him up in front of his Labour Party friends. I said, Oh! John! Women have vaginas. You just gotta get over it.

Bryn: Now, now Smithy, what's up?
Gwen: He's broken up with Lucy because she won't let him go on her Girlguides trip.
Mick: I just don't see the problem.
Bryn. Well, I agree! Smithy can't go to Girlguiding. And I'll tell you for why. Smithy is not a girl. Women have vaginas Mick.
Mick: Yes, thank you Bryn, I've already had my ear chewed off by Pam.

Sophoclesthefox · 26/05/2021 09:52

genius, ted 🤣

RhymesWithOrange · 26/05/2021 09:42

Chris Whitty (Next slide please. Women do have vaginas. Next slide please)

😅

OldCrone · 26/05/2021 09:39

@RhapsodyandAshe

Does anyone have a link to that song which I watched on here a year or so ago which has the line in 'We are your mothers' might have been called The Terf song possibly.
Do you mean The Vagina Anthem?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UPIRfivo4lo

SpindleWhorl · 26/05/2021 09:38

@TedImgoingmad Grin excellent

PurpleWh1teGreen · 26/05/2021 09:23

If we are thinking of movie lines, let's not forget the one that got us to this ridiculous scenario in the first place.
I'll have what she's having

But anyway. Women do have vaginas Nick Lyndhurst Rodney you plonker.

TedImgoingmad · 26/05/2021 09:21

Scene from Gavin and Stacey. Nessa walks in to a fraught scene. Smithy is crying.

Nessa: Oh! Oh! Oh! What's occurrin"?
Gavin: Smithy's broken up with Lucy again.
Stacey: He wanted to go on her Girlguiding trip, but she won't let him.
Mick: I just don't understand what the problem is.
Pamela: Of course he can't! He's not a girl. Women have vaginas, Mick.
Nessa: Fair play. For women.
Mick: I know that, I just don't understand why women have to go on about it all the time.
Nessa: It's a Woman's Place to Mick. That's what I told John Prescott, when he said I was showing him up in front of his Labour Party friends. I said, Oh! John! Women have vaginas. You just gotta get over it.

Bryn: Now, now Smithy, what's up?
Gwen: He's broken up with Lucy because she won't let him go on her Girlguides trip.
Mick: I just don't see the problem.
Bryn. Well, I agree! Smithy can't go to Girlguiding. And I'll tell you for why. Smithy is not a girl. Women have vaginas Mick.
Mick: Yes, thank you Bryn, I've already had my ear chewed off by Pam.

SpindleWhorl · 26/05/2021 09:02

Jack Nicholson with an old typewriter, banging away on those stiff metal keys, day after deranged day ...

Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick
Women do have vaginas, Nick

Paralithic · 26/05/2021 08:58

Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. And women have vaginas.

Jake: Hit it!

BoreOfWhabylon · 26/05/2021 08:46

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in the power loader

"Women DO have vaginas, bitch!"

RhapsodyandAshe · 26/05/2021 08:37

Does anyone have a link to that song which I watched on here a year or so ago which has the line in 'We are your mothers' might have been called The Terf song possibly.

Sophoclesthefox · 26/05/2021 08:34

“here i am, brain the size of a planet, knowing that women do have vaginas, and does anyone care? call that job satisfaction? I don’t”.

ErrolTheDragon · 26/05/2021 08:29

@Deliriumoftheendless

Deep Thought from Hitchhiker’s Guide.
Marvin, surely.
Lalliella · 26/05/2021 08:17

Oops just said to DH “it’s all a load of bollocks” and he said “literally” and went back to his toast!

tiredanddangerous · 26/05/2021 08:16

Ted Hastings.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey, women do have vaginas Nick. Ya wee gobshite.

Random789 · 26/05/2021 08:05

Grin, Madam Batty.

MadamBatty · 26/05/2021 07:57

The first thing you must know about the vagina club...is that women do have vaginas.

highame · 26/05/2021 07:48

Sean Connery as James Bond
Vaginas Nick, shaken not stirred, have a Martini (f*ck the toast)

Random789 · 26/05/2021 07:40

The Go Compare Opera Singer

[Singing:] "Go compare! Go Compare! Women do have vaginas, Nick."