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Vulva people

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hm246 · 03/11/2020 18:29

Apologies if this had already been discussed as the tweet is from 25th October but I couldn’t see a thread already. ‘Vulva people’!! WTF

Vulva people
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334bu · 05/11/2020 00:32

" No, vulva people no cry " by that incomparable penis person Bob Marley

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 23:07

Penis haver! I feel like a vulva person!

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 23:02

Little vulva person you’ll be a vulva person soon...

Little Vulva people on film

Uptown little vulva person

My little vulva person

You, you make me feel, you make me feel like a natural vulva person.

334bu · 04/11/2020 23:02

Sorry my mistake "It's raining penis people " by the Weather young vulva people, although I think Geri the red haired vulva people of the Spice young vulva people did a cover version.

HecatesCats · 04/11/2020 23:00

How's about the Vulva people eff off to Jupiter's promising moon Europa with the mens who don't want to use the ladies and start over?

334bu · 04/11/2020 22:55

" I am vulva people hear me roar.."
Not very catchy but then neither is..
" It's raining penis people " by the Spice Vulva People

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 22:39

@MichelleofzeResistance

What was I thinking?

Should I be washing my mouth or my vulva out with soap and water? We are, after all, just a vessel with holes no?

So confusing.

It is just as well we have penises with brains to keep us right so that we can stop confusing our soft squidgy arses with our elbows eh?

DaisiesandButtercups · 04/11/2020 22:39

It actually does seem to have some merit as PP said we can divide toilets, changing rooms and hospital wards by vulva people and penis people. Maybe this could work? Vulva people’s rights? Amnesty can stand with vulva people in Poland, it makes more sense than just people which could in fact be the people who passed the law against abortion. We don’t know for sure which people in Poland Amnesty is supporting as there seems to lack a word for the group impacted by abortion.

Although women is a bit more concise than vulva people...

MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:35

I am sorry, you just implied a birthing person is connected with a specific pronoun, and Alexa is on and probably reading over my shoulder, so the SNP will be dispatching a ducking stool immediately.

Or something.

What do you mean you can't make your brain jump through all those hoops? Vulva people. They just don't try, do they? Vulvaing about, all day....

ChakaDakotaRegina · 04/11/2020 22:33

Vulvan warriors.

It’s better than T£RF.

Mumofgirlswholiketoplaywithmud · 04/11/2020 22:22

Definitely

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 22:22

Or a bit of this

Cause she's living
In the love of the common people
Smiles from the heart of a family man
(Ah, ah, yeah)

Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to
Mama's gonna love you
Just as much as she can
(So cold)
And she can

Or in newspeak

Cause they’re living
In the love of vulva people
Smiles from the heart of a (non nuclear) family penis haver
(Ah, ah, yeah)

The non birthing partner is gonna buy you a dream to cling to
The birthing person’s gonna love you
Just as much as she can
(So cold)
And she can

MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:13

I think we need t shirts.

Mumofgirlswholiketoplaywithmud · 04/11/2020 22:11

@MichelleofzeResistance

On the other hand, Vulva People's Aid works quite well to overcome many key issues. Trades description and all that. Vulva people's surgical ward. Vulva people's changing room.

I could live with this.

I actually quite like the term too! It's better than "menstruator" and at least I'll still be part of the club if I become amenorrheic!
MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:08

And drat you the pp who has left me wandering around all day singing under my breath

I wanna live like vulva people
I wanna do whatever vulva people do....

Earworm. And one likely to cause surprised looks in public places. Grin

MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:06

On the other hand, Vulva People's Aid works quite well to overcome many key issues. Trades description and all that. Vulva people's surgical ward. Vulva people's changing room.

I could live with this.

Mumofgirlswholiketoplaywithmud · 04/11/2020 22:00

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WagnersFourthSymphony · 04/11/2020 21:35

*sorry, NATW, obviously.

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Menofsteel · 04/11/2020 21:14

I got put in Twitter jail for my answer to that thread 🤣

DannyGlickWindowTapping · 04/11/2020 20:43

If we're the Vulva People, does this make the non members Foreskin Folkx (or however you're supposed to mis-spell these things)?

LangClegTheBeardedVulture · 04/11/2020 20:28

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SittingAround1 · 04/11/2020 19:57

I don't understand. What's wrong with writing women and transmen?

If everyone can decide what they want to be called I want to be referred to as a woman.

maslinpan · 04/11/2020 18:42

If we are Vulva People, then logically are TW then actually TVP? ( Not the veggie protein kind of TVP, of course). All this linguistic wriggling around does tend to lead to some strange outcomes.

NaughtipussMaximus · 04/11/2020 18:15

@FannyCann

I haven't a clue who she is but it looks like she's reached her JKR moment.
We’re seeing her peaktrans in real time!
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