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Round of applause for HairyLeggdHarpy please!

42 replies

TheFleegleHasLanded · 26/09/2020 13:50

~fishy~

we never said that thing we said
it wasn't us that said it
and when you read that thing we said
it's your fault that you read it

the times we said your body's wrong
affirmed that you should hate it
the harm that caused was all your fault
we meant to say 'upgrade it'

the fact that we curate our feed
deleting every reference
to all that stuff we never said
is just an admin preference

and those who said that legal firms
have started to take heed
of those who said "your body's wrong"
for their "No win, No fees"...

you've got it wrong, that wasn't us
we never ever said it
and when we said it all the time
it's your fault that you read it

so search away, we didn't say
that stuff we've now deleted
if only we could delete you
who has it all receipted

twitter.com/HairyLeggdHarpy/status/1309762631025262592?s=20

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FannyCann · 26/09/2020 14:56

OMG that is so brilliant. I hope JKR has received a copy. Or maybe she is the HairyLeggedHarpy? StarGinWineGlitterball

gardenbird48 · 26/09/2020 14:56

Fabulous and love Hairy Legged Harpy StarStarFlowers

Muststopfaffing · 26/09/2020 14:53

Absolutely brilliant! Does anyone else read it in their head in the voice of Pam Ayers?

Worrysaboutalot · 26/09/2020 14:50

Love it :)

Joisanofthedales · 26/09/2020 14:44

Love it. Flowers

PurpleHoodie · 26/09/2020 14:44

Empress

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Socrates11 · 26/09/2020 14:42

Superb. I loved it in general from first read, then second time after the 'fishy' penny dropped - BOOM! Really excellent Flowers

Redshoeblueshoe · 26/09/2020 14:41

Grin StarStarStar

SapphoJones · 26/09/2020 14:28
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EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus · 26/09/2020 14:18

This is also the genius who apologised to the Pink News bloke for our ‘clitoral violence’.

twitter.com/hairyleggdharpy/status/1308827097348145153?s=21

‘We're so sorry that our uncooperative uteruses hurt your feelings Ben. That was cliteral violence.

There's no womb for that sort of insensitivity. You're not ovaryacting or be-labiaing the point.
We offer you our unreserved & vulvapology.

We remain at your cervix,

Mumsnetters’

Abhannmor · 26/09/2020 14:16

It's brilliant ! And it even scans and rhymes. Eat yer heart out Carol Ann Duffy. Mermaid will perhaps tweak it into a new mission statement.

MRB2 · 26/09/2020 14:10

wonderful! ( and so very true)

EdgeOfACoin · 26/09/2020 14:10
Star

Absolutely brilliant

PurpleHoodie · 26/09/2020 14:02
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RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 26/09/2020 14:02

Excellent!

OvaHere · 26/09/2020 13:57

Brilliant Grin

Dilbertian · 26/09/2020 13:56

Excellent

Very Lewis Carroll.