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Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

179 replies

Dances · 01/08/2020 09:47

Inspired by this Janice Turner thread, my song is "I'm Every Individual With A Cervix, It's All You Neeeeeeeed"

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What's Your Song, oh Cervix Havers?

OP posts:
DianasLasso · 01/08/2020 23:24

When a person with a prostate loves a person with a cervix, that second individual of indeterminate gender can do no wrong

Turn his/her/xie's back on xie's best friend if best friend's self does cervix haver down.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/08/2020 23:13

@Catiopea

C'mon everybody, sing along!

This cracked me up 😂😂😂

This thread is like the weirdest woke version of a group singalong.

Waiting for ‘Ging gang, goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha’

Only without the goolies.

Obviously.

😂😂😂

Kumbaya, my ennobled person with a prostate, Kumbaya....
Willowkins · 01/08/2020 23:12

I am an individual with a cervix, hear me roar, in numbers to big to ignore

Galvantula · 01/08/2020 23:09

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!
I'm begging of you please don't take my penis haver.

Timetospare · 01/08/2020 23:06

It’s raining individuals with penises

Catiopea · 01/08/2020 23:04

C'mon everybody, sing along!

This cracked me up 😂😂😂

This thread is like the weirdest woke version of a group singalong.

Waiting for ‘Ging gang, goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha’

Only without the goolies.

Obviously.

😂😂😂

TinselAngel · 01/08/2020 23:01

Dude looks like an individual cervix haver.

FortunesFavour · 01/08/2020 22:42

Grin Cos we are living in a material world and I am a material individual with a cervix

MarkRuffaloCrumble · 01/08/2020 22:39

Young individual with a penis there's no need to feel down
I said young individual with a penis pick yourself off the ground
I said young individual with a penis 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young individual with a penis there's a place you can go
I said young individual with a penis when you're short on your dough
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.I.W.A.P.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.I.W.A.P.C.A

thinkingaboutLangCleg · 01/08/2020 22:34

From a rich seam of inspiring anthems --
"Rise up cervix-havers" (sung by suffragettes, to the tune of John Brown's Body),
"Menstruators' Army is marching, oh XX-chromosomed siblings don't you mourn" (a personal favourite from the 1970s),
and Aretha Franklin's beautiful
"Do right ovary-container, Do right prostate-holder"

FortunesFavour · 01/08/2020 22:33

GrinGrin It’s the gift that keeps on giving, bravo OP!

Portnlemon · 01/08/2020 22:31

Well, I'm not the world's most physical individual with a prostate
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a individual with a cervix but talked like a individual with a prostate
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

FortunesFavour · 01/08/2020 22:29

Grin California Individuals With Cervixes

NeedToKnow101 · 01/08/2020 22:27

LA Individual with a cervix.

NeedToKnow101 · 01/08/2020 22:24

@FortunesFavour

And for the tv fans....

The Golden Juvenile Ovulators

😂😂
FortunesFavour · 01/08/2020 22:13

And for the tv fans....

The Golden Juvenile Ovulators

FortunesFavour · 01/08/2020 22:12

For the thespians among us...

My Fair Menstruator

Cailleach1 · 01/08/2020 22:10

Variation on Dances version.

Aretha Franklin:
"You make me feel, you make me feel like a natural cervix haver"

DianasLasso · 01/08/2020 22:04

@Dances

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Individual With A Cervix
That was my immediate thought as soon as I saw this thread!
FortunesFavour · 01/08/2020 22:02

...courtesy of The Weather Young Cervix Having Individuals of course!

FortunesFavour · 01/08/2020 21:59

It’s raining ejaculators, hallelujah, it’s raining ejaculators, every specimen...

Eww - it’s going to need a good wipe down...not sure zoflora’s gonna cut it

Al1Langdownthecleghole · 01/08/2020 20:23

She's always a cervix have to me.

An honourable mention for Caitlin Moran's how to be a cervix haver too.

NeedToKnow101 · 01/08/2020 19:01

Young individuals with cervixes on film

NeedToKnow101 · 01/08/2020 18:59

The individual with a cervix in red.

TheIncredibleBookEatingManchot · 01/08/2020 18:40

Young individual with a cervix, you'll be an adult individual with a cervix soon.

Black magic individual with a cervix.

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