Songs for Individuals With A Cervix

Friends (all men) jazz band called

Jenny Tailia

A woman once asked me which one was Jenny

Apparently, there are teams of experts working on the lovely 'I'm a One Man Girl Looking For a One Girl Man'. It may tak a while.

Dylan's 'The Man in Me' is best not attempted.

Oh Pretty individual with a cervix
Long Cool Individual With A Cervix
Black Magic Individual With a Cervix
Individual with a penis! I Feel Like A Individual With A Cervix
When an Individual With a penis loves an individual with a Cervix
This individual with a Cervix Work

Posted too soon. Biology would have been cancelled!

I know about it but didn't go to that one. Used to go to Camden Palace, Shoom, Rave in the Cave, Phuture, Enter the Dragon etc from 1987 onwards. Went to the odd Do as we called them around Easy London and anything organised by Boys Own too but mostly more underground clubs until the early 90s

I am a grown individual with a cervix , hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore ...

[quote NeedToKnow101]@DialSquare - "Those were the days. Never thought we'd end up we're we are now!"
Me neither! Remember the rave Biology? That could have been called 'No such thing as Biology.' [/quote]

@DialSquare - "Those were the days. Never thought we'd end up we're we are now!"
Me neither! Remember the rave Biology? That could have been called 'No such thing as Biology.'

Or maybe it was her cunning plan to send you all running away screaming and out of her hair?!

Having said that, it reads like a bit of a horror story to me, but not on the same scale as poor little Fanny Adams.

Sorry for the derail into historic individuals with a cervix who have been royally fucked over. Where were we? Oh yes....

“Cos I’m an Individual with a Cervix!
I-N-D-I-V-D-U-A-L-W-I-T-H-A-C-E-R-V-I-X
And I’ll say it again...”
(actually I won’t because it’s a pain in the arse to type)

Must’ve been mums singing then... she was start ‘ohhhhhhhhh, little po-leeee oli-verrrrr’ and we’re start screaming.

Just looked Polly Oliver up. Apparently it’s about a plucky young individual with a cervix who disguised herself as a young individual with a prostate to go off to war.

She heroically nursed a wounded captain back to health and was rewarded for her bravery and sacrifice with a jolly good rogering by said Captain. And she was jolly well pleased with that as the pinnacle of reward that she could ever have hoped for.

Now what the story is behind Polly Oliver is I don’t know, but mum used to threaten us with ‘the song’ when we were kids (or maybe it was just her terrible singing voice).

[quote NeedToKnow101]@DialSquare 😂 I sure do![/quote]
Those were the days. Never thought we'd end up we're we are now!

Thank you.

God what a horrible story . Strangely apt though. Plus ca change. Depressing.

@ FortunesFavour 😉

She was a little girl in the mid 1800s who was kidnapped, decapitated and her body chopped up into little pieces. True story. Hence Sweet Fanny Adams/FA meaning very little...

Also that sailors then nicknamed their tinned rations ‘fanny Adams’ as it was chopped up ‘meat’ then shortened it to ‘fanny’ (?????).

The individual with a cervix will be coming round the mountain when she comes...

The individual with a cervix will be coming round the mountain when she comes...

The individual with a cervix will be coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain when she comes.

Lay socially or financially privileged cervix haver, lay
Lay across my big brass bed
Stay socially or financially privileged cervix haver, stay
Stay while the night is still ahead

One of Bob Dylan’s finest

I’m so glad you replied! I re-read and had a horror moment that you might think I was really having a pop with that ludicrous drivel I just posted.

What did happen to sweet Fanny Adams? I don’t actually know!

Well we know what happened to the original ‘sweet little fanny Adams’.

You are wounding me with your hate speech Serenity. By using the appalling phrase “sweet FA” you are LITERALLY inflicting violence and harm on my perception of myself.

Be kind you f-ing bitch. Use the approved replacement - Sweet UGA (sweet Unspecified Genitalia Adams) or I am going to come round your house and stab you for your outrageous bigotry. You bully.

What about ‘sweet FA?’

@DialSquare 😂 I sure do!

Does this mean I can no longer accuse people of ‘fannying around’?

NeedToKnow101

Do you remember Runaway young individual with a cervix by Sterling avoid?!!!