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Fair Cop dropping hints on Twitter

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teawamutu · 24/07/2020 08:38

About something big about to happen to a red organisation beginning with 'S' that they won't like.

V unfair to vaguetweet IMO Grin - anyone else seen it?

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UncleShady · 26/07/2020 18:56

If we are talking Barnacles has anyone seen the Hostile Planet documentary on Disney+ where the Barnacle geese nest 10 miles up a cliff top and then, before the chicks can fly, decide that they need to go and do geese things on water. The dad goose flies off and the chicks ignore him because they are bonded to the mother. And then the mother jumps out of the nest and calls the chicks and, even though they cannot fly, they jump out of this nest 10 miles up (ish, I wasn't measuring it) and then the chicks bounce off every single rock face on the long, long journey down to the ground. Only half of all Barnacle chicks survive past the first four weeks because once they get to the water - if they do - things eat them there too. No orcas or seals though.

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 26/07/2020 18:53

Are you sure that's wise, Neuro?

NeurotrashWarrior · 26/07/2020 18:46

Google "how long would a barnacle's penis be if it were the size of a human..."

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 26/07/2020 18:44

Leopard slugs are hermaphrodites! Grin

highame · 26/07/2020 18:39

What if it's a class action. Another Cowboy riding into town? Could be

As u were😁

JamieLeeCurtains · 26/07/2020 18:34

My best friend at university studied Zoology and did her dissertation on sexual dimporphism and biological imperatives in reproduction. She was fucking ashen by her graduation day.

But yeah, you know, biology exists.

TinselAngel · 26/07/2020 18:27

Accidental Gollum impression there thanks to autocorrect.

TinselAngel · 26/07/2020 18:27

@Winesalot

Oh dear. Please don’t google orcas and seals.....
The orcas kill the seals a bit and then play catch with them until they kills them completely IIRC Sad
Butterer · 26/07/2020 18:23

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DianasLasso · 26/07/2020 18:21

@picklemewalnuts

"Here's a leopard seal trying to feed penguins to a diver (seems like the right sort of thread for this)"

She's clearly not read FWR. Man child. Needs to catch his own penguins.

Anyone seeing a hint of strategic incompetence in the diver's behaviour Wink? I mean, first she herds lively penguins towards him, then she half kills them, then she brings him dead penguins, finally she's reduced to flipping dead penguins onto his head. Talk about doing all the wife-work.

LTB, that's what I say.

Thisismytimetoshine · 26/07/2020 18:20

The little fucker; trying to feed penguins to anybody. You don't think of penguins being prey, somehow.

picklemewalnuts · 26/07/2020 18:16

"Here's a leopard seal trying to feed penguins to a diver (seems like the right sort of thread for this)"

She's clearly not read FWR. Man child. Needs to catch his own penguins.

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 26/07/2020 18:05

Seeing as someone mentioned leopard seals, I think this calls for me to wheel out the leopard slugs video again?!!!

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 26/07/2020 18:04

eating seals without trying to shag them first practically qualifies as drawing room etiquette

Grin

Fucking Santa! The root of all evil, I swear.

Winesalot · 26/07/2020 18:02

Oh dear. Please don’t google orcas and seals.....

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teawamutu · 26/07/2020 18:02

[quote CaveMum]@teawamutu have you watched “Blackfish”, the Sea World documentary. Now that is eye opening.[/quote]
God yes, cried buckets - for the people and the orcas.

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DianasLasso · 26/07/2020 18:02

Bore I will never complain about dead mice on the mat by the cat flap again. (In fact, I will go and have words with my cat - she's never brought me a penguin, the lazy fucker.)

CaveMum · 26/07/2020 18:00

@teawamutu have you watched “Blackfish”, the Sea World documentary. Now that is eye opening.

boatyardblues · 26/07/2020 18:00

Feels like bad manners that he didn’t accept his penguin dinner after all that.

BoreOfWhabylon · 26/07/2020 17:48

Here's a leopard seal trying to feed penguins to a diver (seems like the right sort of thread for this)

www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/3/140311-paul-nicklen-leopard-seal-photographer-viral/

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 26/07/2020 17:44

Nooooo... I love otters. sad

See, this doesn't even begin to cover the lies that we're told. No wonder many of us are so readily gaslighted.

It all starts with Santa…

backseatcookers · 26/07/2020 17:41

@teawamutu

After this thread, eating seals without trying to shag them first practically qualifies as drawing room etiquette.
GrinGrin
NonnyMouse1337 · 26/07/2020 17:25

@Butterer

Dolphins, seals.... and sea otters too.

nationalpost.com/news/canada/he-was-humping-it-it-was-so-bizarre-exposing-the-aberrant-nature-of-a-sea-otters-sex-life

I will never trust cute water based creatures again.

Nooooo... I love otters. Sad
MsMarvellous · 26/07/2020 17:17

Orcas can take on and beat a great white shark. It was a channel 5 documentary so spent an hour telling the story of about 15 minutes of footage Grin. They are beasts I they are part of the dolphin family so probably nefarious.

testing987654321 · 26/07/2020 17:11

Orcas? Otherwise known as killer whales? No, they are just lovely animals. Mostly vegetarian 😀

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