Page 14 | Fair Cop dropping hints on Twitter

teawamutu · 2020-07-24T07:38:15+00:00

About something big about to happen to a red organisation beginning with 'S' that they won't like. V unfair to vaguetweet IMO [grin] - anyone else seen it?

DianasLasso · 28/07/2020 19:05

Presumably innie and outie flaps are about whether your labia minora protrude beyond your labia majora or not. Not sure what the figures are, but my Bayesian prior would be 50-50.

Apparently some young women are so brainwashed by porn (which currently favours the innie) that they have plastic surgeons lop bits off their flaps, which I find a horrific state of affairs. (NB, for the avoidance of doubt what I find horrific is surgery done purely for appearance - some women need surgery because of function because they suffer pain/repeated infections, and that's an entirely different matter - bit like the difference between male circumcision for cultural reasons versus corrective surgery for phimosis, only obviously much more drastic when it comes to lopping bits off your labia.)

UncleShady · 28/07/2020 18:57

it wasn't all flaps

DialSquare · 28/07/2020 18:48

*MoltenLasagne
*
It's not as bad as it sounds!

ErrolTheDragon · 28/07/2020 18:33

They think women can have penises & men can have vaginas.

A sentence requiring redefinition of the words 'women', 'men' and 'think'.

PopperUppleton · 28/07/2020 18:23

Datun ha ha

PopperUppleton · 28/07/2020 18:23

I passed a truck on the M1 the other day with 'Beef Flaps' printed on that flap at the back which is supposed to reduce spray to following vehicles. I snorted.

InfectedDatunFlaps · 28/07/2020 18:17

I can't help it, it just appealed to me.

JackiesArmy · 28/07/2020 18:15

I remember the innie vs outie vulva vs bike seat discussion. It was when our favourite cyclist was getting sponsorship for a new bike and people were wondering whether bikes would be supplied by gender or sex.

Hint: it wasn't gender.

Women's Hour was fascinating, if a bit painful to listen to.

MoltenLasagne · 28/07/2020 18:13

@DialSquare

Innie and outie vulvas? Just googled.Another new thing I've learnt from this thread!

I want to know but am scared to Google...

EmpressJKRowlingSpartacus · 28/07/2020 18:07

[quote noblegiraffe]They’d fucking love Twitter.

Talking about vulvas, I saw on twitter that the Vagina Museum is doing a create your own vulva mandala workshop in August. If anyone has any birthdays coming up and is stuck for present ideas. Maybe your nan?

twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1286292424554426368?s=21[/quote]
Beware that lot. They think women can have penises & men can have vaginas.

FreezerBird · 28/07/2020 18:03

I'm not sure why, but the phrase "it wasn't all flaps" has finished me.

I do love this thread.

DianasLasso · 28/07/2020 18:02

@boatyardblues

You could play the episode for him. It wasn’t all flaps. They talked about weight distribution etc and setting up your bike differently to ease pressure on your undercarriage.

Angle of saddle is also important!

DialSquare · 28/07/2020 17:57

Innie and outie vulvas? Just googled.Another new thing I've learnt from this thread!

boatyardblues · 28/07/2020 17:54

You could play the episode for him. It wasn’t all flaps. They talked about weight distribution etc and setting up your bike differently to ease pressure on your undercarriage.

FreezerBird · 28/07/2020 17:49

If you’d heard Woman’s Hour this morning, there was non-stop labia chat. It was about how uncomfortable bicycle seats can be for women and the kinds of medical issues that can cause. There was a wonderfully frank Dutch female endurance cyclist talking about her poor battered and infected flaps, her labia surgeries etc. Bartholin cysts and the impact of losing a gland on vaginal lubrication even got an airing. I could sense men reaching for the off button the nation wide.

I had a conversation with DH just today about cycling and how although yes I agree that it would be a lovely thing to do as a family, I really think my difficulty with it isn't going to just go away and it really is more than a bit uncomfortable and I'm not sure it's just a case of finding the right saddle.

I am totally screenshotting this post and sending it to him.

FlaviaAlbiaWantsLangClegBack · 28/07/2020 17:42

I'm nearly sure it was LangCleg I had a conversation with once about different women's bike seat styles for innie and outie vulvas and who sell them.

Another reason it was a bad idea to ban her.

SunsetBeetch · 28/07/2020 17:26

Ok, there go my plans of getting into cycling.

DialSquare · 28/07/2020 17:11

Will infected flaps be the new appropriation by the TRAs?

Datun · 28/07/2020 16:52

🤣🤣

FloralBunting · 28/07/2020 16:48

And that's how you plan a revolution, wims. Go heavy on the infected flaps talk to begin with, and slip the meeting co-ordinates in once you've got the patriarchy turning off 'women's things'.

noblegiraffe · 28/07/2020 16:45

They’d fucking love Twitter.

Talking about vulvas, I saw on twitter that the Vagina Museum is doing a create your own vulva mandala workshop in August. If anyone has any birthdays coming up and is stuck for present ideas. Maybe your nan?

twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1286292424554426368?s=21

boatyardblues · 28/07/2020 16:39

@FloralBunting

Verrucas aren't female-centric. Vesicas, wot are symbolizing vulvas, are.

If I'm allowed to say vulvas are female things, someone should check in with Stonewall...

If you’d heard Woman’s Hour this morning, there was non-stop labia chat. It was about how uncomfortable bicycle seats can be for women and the kinds of medical issues that can cause. There was a wonderfully frank Dutch female endurance cyclist talking about her poor battered and infected flaps, her labia surgeries etc. Bartholin cysts and the impact of losing a gland on vaginal lubrication even got an airing. I could sense men reaching for the off button the nation wide.

Gurufloof · 28/07/2020 16:27

Still nothing?

Theres still this amazing thread though.
It's got it all this one.
I'm proper not googling dolphin rape and stuff. Might get arrested.

SunsetBeetch · 28/07/2020 16:26

Still nothing?

Deliriumoftheendless · 28/07/2020 16:25

They’d fucking love Twitter.