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Thought you could do with a laugh.

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Sexnotgender · 12/04/2020 11:00

My misogynistic abusive FIL sent this to our family group chat. All the lols😂 the last line is my favourite.

Hmmmm the 1st time someone has written something good for men also.....!

â“‚ Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves, just to see her smiling.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.

His life ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.

If he goes out, he is careless.

If he stays at home, he is lazy.

If he scolds his children, he is a monster.

If he doesn't scold them, he is an irresponsible man.

If he stops his wife from working, then he is an insecure man.

If he doesn't stop his wife from working, then he is somebody who lives on his wife's earnings.

If he listens to mom, he is mama's boy.

If he listens to his wife, he is, his wife's slave.

If he does not play he is too serious, stern and stiff.

If he plays, he is a joker who never matures.

If he dresses well, he is extravagant and a possible womanizer. If he doesn't dress well, he is a loser who is not a gentleman.

If he helps his wife, he is taken for a fool. If he doesn't help his wife, he is cruel and wicked.

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realise a man's worth!

HAPPY MEN'S DAY!
Which never comes..😭😩😰

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Sexnotgender · 13/04/2020 08:41

Oh I knew it wasn’t his own handiwork.

This particular line is galling given that he financially ruined his family more than once because he was an arrogant thick shithead and the only reason they didn’t lose their home is because MIL was financially savvy and got them out the shit.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.

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HorseRadishFemish · 13/04/2020 08:23

It's not even his own original work! I just googled this line in inverted commas:

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves

And if you keep the spelling mistake you can see there are loads of hits. So this bloke has simply cut and pasted this list of nonsense and hasn't even bothered to read through for typos and other mistakes.

Pathetic - zero out of ten.

Sexnotgender · 13/04/2020 07:35

I like that analogy nauticant😊

He hates being ignored.

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nauticant · 12/04/2020 21:52

It's shit. Ignore it in the same way you'd not deliberately step into a dog turd in order to teach the dog's owner a lesson.

MrsDoylesTeaBags · 12/04/2020 21:47

Haha, I've seen that wobbly lip before 😂

Well done on picking the good son

MrsDoylesTeaBags · 12/04/2020 21:03

Well you'd think that wouldn't you Dances reminds me of all the butt hurt following the Gillette adverts.

Sexnotgender · 12/04/2020 21:02

And thankfully my DH is his beautiful mother through and through.

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Sexnotgender · 12/04/2020 21:01

mrsdoyle that is an uncanny likeness 😂

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Danceswithwarthogs · 12/04/2020 20:40

Gosh it all centres around masculinity pride and how others perceive/judge this hypothetical man. Surely if you’re an all round good fella and comfortable in your own skin then these things aren’t problems.

MrsDoylesTeaBags · 12/04/2020 19:47

Is this him SexnotGender?

Thought you could do with a laugh.
ScrimpshawTheSecond · 12/04/2020 19:13

Crikey.

Echoes of Kipling, innit?

Sexnotgender · 12/04/2020 15:40

Humility is not in his vocabulary!

And yes absolutely an interesting insight. I can fully see him believing this shit.

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TheProdigalKittensReturn · 12/04/2020 14:20

Personally I think a cat is the most beautiful part of "God's creation", or possibly a tree in the autumn. Insisting that a human is, particularly a human much like yourself...bit egotistical, innit? Aren't Christians meant to value humility?

T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 12/04/2020 14:17

Oh my late husband would have laughed his bollocks off at that, then he would have told your fil to wise the fuck up. But then, my husband didn’t spend his time staring at his belly buttons and looking for sympathy.

In the meantime I’m just going to laugh at how many women have looked at that and went ShockConfusedHmmGrin

Whatisthisfuckery · 12/04/2020 14:12

Didums.

TheProdigalKittensReturn · 12/04/2020 13:59

If I sent this to every man in my life I think they would feel more mocked than supported tbh, and wonder if the hidden message in my sending it was "men are shit at writing".

Icantreachthepretzels · 12/04/2020 13:48

Just reply with this link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men's_Day
and nothing else.

picklemewalnuts · 12/04/2020 13:47

To be fair, although it's complete and utter tosh, it carefully mimics the tone of all the 'share to five wonderful women, because you're worth it' type posts that people happily share despite them also being garbage.

WhereYouLeftIt · 12/04/2020 13:41

But - it's an interesting insight into how he sees the world.

MarieQueenofScots · 12/04/2020 12:33

Have you told him it’s literally 19th November every year.....?

PositiveVibez · 12/04/2020 12:31

Omg that is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

He sounds like a right wazzock

TheChampagneGalop · 12/04/2020 12:23

Why are you all laughing?
Don't you feel sorry for all men who put on a nice shirt and are then massively shamed for being "extravagant and a possible womanizer"?

BlackeyedSusan · 12/04/2020 11:25

ah, bless...

pinkyredrose · 12/04/2020 11:24

Pahahaha! Grin cheers OP, I really needed a laugh!

Oxyiz · 12/04/2020 11:15

I think the point is that throughout his long sad pathetic life, he gives everything to the women. Those demanding harpies.