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biscuitsanddiddums · 11/04/2020 18:29

Arse-clapping.
Apparently this is a skill much admired.
A sort of twerk that makes yer bum cheeks slap together and er... clap.
Have I been living under a rock?
MN is a veritable hive of information.

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Icantreachthepretzels · 11/04/2020 19:08

I discovered this was possible when Nicki Minaj was listing the reasons she was proud of her arse - one reason being that it could clap.

I'm afraid my reaction was: 'stop the earth I want to get off'.

AgnesNaismith · 11/04/2020 19:04

Clapping bottom? 😂 I don’t know how that’s even possible

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biscuitsanddiddums · 11/04/2020 19:03

It was a thread about expectations of arse size for women. And aspiring to be able to clap ones butt cheeks.
I thought it made a change from expectations of hairlessness. Now not only are the yoof expected to be hairless, but also be able to control both the size and movement of one’s derrière in order to achieve auditory acclaim.
I was mildly curious as to whether this knowledge had reached any other women interested in women-centred fads.
I was trying to picture Brian from Hull feeling the pressure to perfect his butt clapping. Or even Steve from Solihull.

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Mendeleyev · 11/04/2020 18:45

😂😂 why is this in Feminism? I expected you to have learnt something a lot different!

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