There is special place for women and girls not far from Badley Fuckitt where there is sunshine blue skies and clean cool air.
There is a sunny terrace for sun worshippers and a shady nook for those who prefer cooler air.
With no holidays expected anytime soon, some of you will be in need for a bit of rest and recuperation.
I haven't worked out how to get there yet. The portal to Badley Fuckitt is out of action. The one that used to be in Tesco's biscuit aisle is out of action as it is undergoing deep clean.
I wonder if any of you lot possess the knowledge to find your way to this special place reserved for females only.
And the only Corona here is an ice cold beer.
Cheers. 🍺