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Sunshine and cool air

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 04/04/2020 20:44

There is special place for women and girls not far from Badley Fuckitt where there is sunshine blue skies and clean cool air.
There is a sunny terrace for sun worshippers and a shady nook for those who prefer cooler air.

With no holidays expected anytime soon, some of you will be in need for a bit of rest and recuperation.

I haven't worked out how to get there yet. The portal to Badley Fuckitt is out of action. The one that used to be in Tesco's biscuit aisle is out of action as it is undergoing deep clean.

I wonder if any of you lot possess the knowledge to find your way to this special place reserved for females only.

And the only Corona here is an ice cold beer.
Cheers. 🍺

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DickKerrLadies · 06/04/2020 10:03

Also, I only use my iron for hama beads - so my 'ironing pile' is not something that can be given a kick or I'll be picking a squillion tiny bits of plastic off the floor.

I'll have to find another entrance.

DickKerrLadies · 06/04/2020 10:00

Can the portal be like The Fat Lady at the entrance to the Gryffindor common room in Harry Potter? She could ask us what the definition of "woman" is and if we get the answer right she lets us through.

I was thinking more along the lines if the guy on the bridge in Monty Python and the Holy Grail but I think Harry Potter references are much better Smile

Michelleoftheresistance · 06/04/2020 09:57

Grin I really do love you lot.

ErrolTheDragon · 06/04/2020 00:01

Oh hello!

I'm sorry, I didn't read the OP properly re beer, so I brought bottles of bright green and red fizzy pop from my childhood instead. Blush

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 05/04/2020 23:52

You will come through your portal serene and unscathed.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 05/04/2020 23:47

Not a suicide vest if you don't mind.

Just a regular vest stylie made of nicotine patch fabric.

You won't want to take it off.
You won't be able to take it off

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ScrimpshawTheSecond · 05/04/2020 23:35

A nicotine vest? Is that like a suicide vest, only with fags instead of explosives?

Anyway, I don't want to spoil the mood, your blue sky and cherry vodka place seems lovely, Wrath. I will plant some beans in the compost bin portal and see what comes up.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 05/04/2020 23:07

Its like we don't actually need a rest but somehow we do need to escape Scrimpshaw.
Do you have a nicotine vest?

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ScrimpshawTheSecond · 05/04/2020 22:52

I think I've found the sweet spot between crunchy and prepper-zombie-panic. Might spoil it all by taking up smoking again though.

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WrathofFaeKIopp · 05/04/2020 22:21

FlockofGulls
Yes Iceland is good for frozen fruit and for prawns too, all nicely separated for easy portion control.

Trouble is I forget about them until the freezer neeeds defrosting.

Nobody wants old fruits and prawns.

Ikeasucks knows everything there is to know about frozen prawns. Grin

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Michelleoftheresistance · 05/04/2020 22:15

Scrimp I might need a little time to get sufficiently crunchy and earthmother about that...

Winesalot · 05/04/2020 21:54

Not rotten strawberries though. Just if they are just losing firmness.

Winesalot · 05/04/2020 21:41

And even soggy strawberries are brilliant as an ice cube I have discovered.

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 05/04/2020 21:36

I always cut up the left over bits of lemons and limes for gin cooling but never thought of oranges. You witches wise women are most useful to have around.

Winesalot · 05/04/2020 21:30

You can freeze oranges. In segments as long as you don’t want them to have any structure when you defrost them. The little ‘juice sacs’ May be mush on defrosting. But they do make good ice blocks.

FlockofGulls · 05/04/2020 21:28

I'm now eating my vodka-soaked cherries ...

FlockofGulls · 05/04/2020 21:27

Frozen orange segments are gorgeous - nicer than ice lollies.

MrsDoylesTeaBags · 05/04/2020 20:44

You can freeze oranges? I did not know this.

I've got a bag of easy peelers, cos they were the only fruit in Asda this week. G&T with frozen orange segments sounds delicious.

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 05/04/2020 20:37

I might try and relactate any moment, Michelle, if that's any use.

Michelleoftheresistance · 05/04/2020 20:35

You had me at crudities and hummus. Grin

I have fresh scones, home made jam and cucumber gin. Until I locate the Badley Fuckitt cows we'll have to do without clotted cream.

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 05/04/2020 20:26

Also, I can't seem to stop digging holes, so I will see if I can unearth a portal underneath the vegetable patch.

Winesalot · 05/04/2020 20:14

I have this new gin my husband brought me back from Australia. Four Pillars. It is really good with frozen easy peeler segments. (Frozen, not because I am a foodie, but because my kid refused to eat any and I can’t eat them raw due to my weird food allergy.... But they are great in this gin!!!)

Happy to share.

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 05/04/2020 20:05

I'm foisting sourdough on everyone left right and centre, will happily swap for some cherries in vodka. And I have a tin of chickpea juice half made vegan meringues.

Taking the post-apocalyptic diet seriously, here.

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 05/04/2020 19:10

Topping, not tipping. Sigh.

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 05/04/2020 19:10

I've just made pizzas. Taking tipping orders...