A few questions for feminists

How on this earth can you be a woman and not be a feminist yourself?? I’m not a Freud fan but I think you’ve got penis envy! Being a feminist means you do what you want, regardless. I don’t even understand where your coming from??!!

I clean my oven in stages: put all the racks in the oven cleaning bags I buy hopefully in Poundland. Then spay the oven floor. Then think, Gosh I'm exhausted. Pour wine.

Repeat over 2 weeks until I'm desperate to make a casserole or bake peppers, and then get water everywhere & hope that the racks haven't corroded.

I'm at Stage 2: racks are shining, oven floors still grotty. And let's not talk about the glass doors.

Can only eat shop-bought cake. The shame

HA HA! Now I've RTFT I see you're chatting baking - I'm still in the middle of the 2 weeks it takes me to clean my oven. But the link to the Feminism 101 blog FAQ is really useful to send to these sorts of wankers. So cut out & keep, sisters.

Now off to buy my own yoga mat oh dear so I can feel as safe as possible in my Pilates class.

I asked some feminists a question and instead of answering they sent me here

Oh, and here's a really easy link to click

[[https://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/where-to-start/faq-i-asked-some-feminists-a-question-and-instead-of-answering-they-sent-me-here-why/ I asked some feminists a question and instead of answering they sent me here]

Please discuss

No thanks.

Please educate yourself:
Feminism101

And then DFOD

He can start with "Why is feminism so small in number?"

With posts like these I am reminded of several popular Facebook tag groups, such as

"Why are men"
"Of Course You Call Them Females"
"Dick is abundant and low value"

etc

It wouldn't really be in the spirit of the game, I'm afraid. It's like when you're playing "Who would you rather kiss" in Year 6, you HAVE to choose between the given options. It's not acceptable to go "Eeerrrgh, neither!" or claim that you'd kill yourself rather than be forced to choose between your headmaster and the weird kid in the year below who has halitosis and nits.

EoinMcLovesCakeJumper

Hmmmm... Grizzly bear or python... Am I allowed to shoot myself in the head before either of them get to me??

Ooo rosehip syrup! Used to love that. I'd probably find it far too sickly sweet now I'm no longer a child

That was the genius of mixing it with lemon juice, which was too sharp.

Maybe he can work on his spag in the meantime, Buzz. He can start with "Why is feminism so small in number?"

Ooo rosehip syrup! Used to love that. I'd probably find it far too sickly sweet now I'm no longer a child

Is that guy going to get bitten by a venomous spider next? Maybe a tiger attack for variety?

Haha I bet OP is climbing the walls not being able to silence the uppity women who are outright mocking him. Never mind, I'm sure he'll be back soon under a new name to re-educate us, he won't be able to help himself.

Just to muddy the waters let's throw in a shark attack. Here's someone who can definitively tell us which was worst!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43858481

I'd rather be bitten by a very poisonous snake. Probably quite a quick death.

Didn’t realise there was previous with this one.

Yeah, that's how come he has his own nickname. While 'midnight misogynists' used to be quite a common intermittent occurrence, this one has a very distinctive style and set of questions.

😂😂😂 thank you mumsnetters. Needed a laugh this morning. Also Clara- thanks for letting the thread stand.

It's not like anyone actually has to hunt the MM. I think it's the PBP rule which applies to him.

Ah right. Didn’t realise there was previous with this one.

Quentin, you definitely have to make them into a jelly and use jam sugar, as they have itchy seeds in the middle and you don't want any of those on your toast. It has a very delicate flavour so it's best to let it stand alone. Having said that, adding a few elderberries does take it to a whole other level. I wish it was autumn already.

It's more fruity than floral, Quentin. I love the tea, never tried the jam.

Is rosehip jam nice? I'm a bit of a forager but never tried that and I don't know what a rosehip tastes like

When I was a kid, fresh oranges came out of fresh oranges, a lot of squeezing to get half a glassful. Frozen tubes of Florida orange concentrate were a luxury.

So DM used to give us a rather lovely mix of rosehip syrup (from Boots) and PLJ bottled lemon juice.

Also also, in case anyone doesn't know cause the name is in Spanish, you know the bright purple drink you sometimes see in Mexican restaurants called jamaica? Hibiscus, full of vitamin C (and won't make your tummy hurt like orange juice can).

(Yes, I have officially hit the "concerned" stage. Still not understanding what everyone is planning to do with all the hoarded loo roll though, build zombie repelling forts possibly.)

I love rosehips. A jar of beautiful, pale pink rosehip jelly is a wondrous thing to have in your cupboard at the tail end of the autumn. For vitamin C, I also recommend hibiscus tea if you can get hold of it.

Mummy issues is probably a good guess. Maybe she has told him that he can't have a ping pong table in his basement and he's real pissed at her.

• I said I was a feminist to a co worker and he said "you can't be, you're married" (to a man).

In his mind they are mutually exclusive. *

Increasingly when I hear things like this (and other idiocies such as the OPs 'You want to give women choice, but then want exactly 50% of men and women in each industry. ') I just want to say 'Don't be so silly'.