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I know so much nonsense appears on Twitter but this just made me laugh and eye roll very hard

147 replies

Doyoumind · 13/01/2020 11:43

There really is no end to how far some people will push their ideology.

I know so much nonsense appears on Twitter but this just made me laugh and eye roll very hard
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MedusasButterDish · 14/01/2020 22:30

There was something on Twitter a while ago taking the piss out of a novel written by a man which had a plot point the fact that a woman went out without a bag and she was able to do this because she was carrying her credit card in her vagina

Bah. Bring back hats and hatpins. Ladies would be armed and respectable! 👑👒 I could garrotte importuners with my handy rope of pearls!

Binterested · 14/01/2020 20:27

There was something on Twitter a while ago taking the piss out of a novel written by a man which had a plot point the fact that a woman went out without a bag and she was able to do this because she was carrying her credit card in her vagina GrinShock

NearlyGranny · 14/01/2020 20:22

No, but seriously, DD had a PC bf for a bit and he told her how they had arrested a woman and popped her in a cell overnight. She'd been searched, but in the morning in the cell with her was a mobile phone, charger and a now-empty can of lager.

Pockets? Who needs them?

EmpressLesbianInChair · 14/01/2020 19:43

GrinGrinGrin

StCharlotte · 14/01/2020 18:36

I think we know now why women’s clothing lacks pockets.

GrinGrin

MedusasButterDish · 14/01/2020 17:44

My eyes are streaming with mirth and I can't eye-roll, dammit! 🤣🤣

... though this sort of thing isn't all that funny. People used to be ashamed of ignorance; people wanted to know things!! 🤦‍♀️

fuckitywhy · 14/01/2020 16:32

Do you think they really believe this?

I dont know what to say.

How can you be this dim.

MovingBriskyOn · 14/01/2020 16:10

Boris says there are illegal migrants in mine, andcthis is why we need Brexit

AwdBovril · 14/01/2020 15:46

Having read the link in the OP, I just rolled my eyes so hard they both fell out. If only I had a suitable storage receptacle...

PJsatMidday · 14/01/2020 15:41

mine is Keyser Soze

GroggyLegs · 14/01/2020 13:42

That bit about 'the wool is heavy and you have to yank at it' is going to live with me now.

Sad
T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 14/01/2020 12:57

How long

T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 14/01/2020 12:56

Holy fuck, STD! I ended up reading that article, just to find out if she used a fresh one, every day. I was seriously concerned about just how much she was storing up there and for his long. Blush

CandyFlossSkies · 14/01/2020 12:23

Lol. Brilliant.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/01/2020 12:13

I certainly won't be suggesting it at any of the knitting groups I go to!!

AnneKipanki · 14/01/2020 11:33

I hope it does not catch on with the cafe knitting groups.

AnneKipanki · 14/01/2020 11:32

Lovely !

Does she only knit in white?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/01/2020 11:25

It seems Casey Jenkins was ahead of us all, with her vaginal knitting. Shock Apologies for the DM link.

AnneKipanki · 14/01/2020 10:20

Perfect @TheProdigalKittensReturn !

AnneKipanki · 14/01/2020 10:00

Not RTWT ; some reading ...'A Womb Of My Own '
'Womb with a View'

Cwenthryth · 14/01/2020 06:08

(clutches pearls)

ooh thanks reminded me to do my kegels

Willowkins · 14/01/2020 05:54

Oh my! I keep all my jewellery in mine. It's much cheaper than buying a safe and I'm pretty sure a burglar won't think of looking there (clutches pearls)

Illyria47 · 14/01/2020 05:32

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, haven't had a good snort in ages, thank you Mumsnetter's.

TheProdigalKittensReturn · 14/01/2020 03:58

Currently in a fetching blue mohair

The itching though...

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