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Is this the worst Twitter take ever?

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TinselAngel · 08/01/2020 21:52

Grin
Is this the worst Twitter take ever?
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LangCleg · 08/01/2020 22:31

Dear Kevin

My uterus has a finger growing out of it. Just for you.

Best

Lang

Is this the worst Twitter take ever?
TinselAngel · 08/01/2020 22:30

is there a point?

I the point is that we're terrible bigots and should shut up.

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BINtersectionalFeminism · 08/01/2020 22:29

Is it like the mouse with the ear on its back?

TheProdigalKittensReturn · 08/01/2020 22:29

Can't say I'd ever call a penis a "flappy piece of skin" either, unless I really wanted to make the owner of said penis feel bad.

nauticant · 08/01/2020 22:27

Look at this truly excellent reply:

twitter.com/IzTerf/status/1215008009916518400

OhHolyJesus · 08/01/2020 22:23

JFC I'd call her deformed...unfortunate, a unique medical case on an absorbed twin perhaps...

It's like Chandler's third nipple. It shouldn't be there.

I'm not sure what point is being made, is there a point?

terfsandwich · 08/01/2020 22:20

Is a penis a flap of skin? I thought it was a reproductive organ essential to make babies.

Silly me.

Thelnebriati · 08/01/2020 22:16

Maybe he's heard of vanishing twins but misunderstood.

TinselAngel · 08/01/2020 22:13

If a woman had a penis on her back I would call her a woman with a penis on her back.

It's a pretty big "if"!

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DeeZastris · 08/01/2020 22:12

Has anyone in the history of the world ever been born with a penis on their back? I don’t understand the point he is trying to make.

FusionChefGeoff · 08/01/2020 22:07

I don't even get it?!

If a woman had a penis on her back I would call her a woman with a penis on her back.

I genuinely don't understand how anyone can say otherwise? The answer is in the question 'if a woman'

OvaHere · 08/01/2020 22:04

I think that's the sound of a barrel being scraped. Grin

nauticant · 08/01/2020 22:03

I'd always assumed that "If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle" was just a turn of phrase rather than a supposedly serious philosophical proposition.

Thelnebriati · 08/01/2020 22:02

If my best mate told me she had a penis growing out of her back I'd expect her to at least huskily demand I open my mind and start the reactor.

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