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Is this the worst Twitter take ever?

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TinselAngel · 08/01/2020 21:52

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Is this the worst Twitter take ever?
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Creepster · 09/01/2020 23:13

One of the great mysteries of my childhood has finally been resolved!
WTF is that magician doing sawing a woman in half?
Making a mermaid, of course.

ScrimshawTheSecond · 09/01/2020 17:25

RelationshipPurposesRobin

Come on, my son!

Thanks for this thread, really. It's a tonic.

WhatDoYouSuppose · 09/01/2020 17:23

But surely, the woman with a magically conjured tail would be a woman who had made a great effort to make herself look like a mermaid and not an actual mermaid.

After all, she wouldnt be able to live/breathe underwater because she'd just have a fish's tail and not the biology of a mermaid.

ScapaFlo · 09/01/2020 15:49

Cute though Grin

Mockers2020Vision · 09/01/2020 15:40

But an ice-cream cone on a Shetland pony just doesn't cut it.

jellyfrizz · 09/01/2020 15:36

Yet if the surgeon and/or wizard bestowed a tail (origin of which to be determined!) upon a man they'd be a merMAN not a mermaid.

And if you stick a horn on a horse it becomes a unicorn.

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 09/01/2020 15:28

Aahhh I love it when idiots people forget stuff like this potentially stays on the internet forever as eternal proof of their idiocy Grin

I also really love Lang's picture. Massively tempted to make this my profile pic on various social medja Grin

Mockers2020Vision · 09/01/2020 15:12

....Piss off, I have a headache.

Datun · 09/01/2020 15:11

Mockers2020Vision

🤣🤣🤣

Mockers2020Vision · 09/01/2020 15:08

I think quite a few people have experienced a penis growing on their back, but not their own.

Ereshkigal · 09/01/2020 15:03

Has anyone, male or female, ever been born with a penis growing out of their back? Has any animal?

Datun · 09/01/2020 14:58

Ah, okay, I finally see what he's saying.

He is saying that if you think the presence of a penis determines your sex, if a woman was born with one growing out of her back, by that logic she would be a man.

I think I'm going to file this in the same box as what would happen if you woke up in the body of a man tomorrow morning rubbish.

FloralBunting · 09/01/2020 13:35

I was trying to work out where in that video a woman had an ear or anything else growing out of her back.

I need some air.

Ereshkigal · 09/01/2020 13:31

PMSLGrin

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 09/01/2020 13:30

Maybe it's meant to be a sexy version of the poor ear on back mouse

Justin Timberlake foresaw this!

RuffleCrow · 09/01/2020 13:24

Someone open a window for this poor boy! Or better yet buy him a bike. He's clearly lost his mind porn screen-staring. You know, the modern way. Grin

Ereshkigal · 09/01/2020 13:24

I'm sure the actual Mermaids Gender as the body responsible for mermaids would feel that's a rather exclusionary definition of a "mermaid". #notallmermaidscanbreatheunderwater

Oliversmumsarmy · 09/01/2020 13:20

RobinGreen

If a surgeon gave a woman a fishes tail it most certainly not make her a mermaid.

Mermaids can breathe underwater , it would just make her a woman with a fishes tail.

RoyalCorgi · 09/01/2020 13:03

Robin "not for relationship purposes" Green!

I thought the name was familiar. Robin is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he?

aliasundercover · 09/01/2020 12:12

I think you’re all being a bit mean to Kevin. Of course what he said is silly, irrational, impossible, etc.
... but really, it’s not that much sillier than saying that transwomen have ‘female penises’, is it?

BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs · 09/01/2020 11:53

Yet if the surgeon and/or wizard bestowed a tail (origin of which to be determined!) upon a man they'd be a merMAN not a mermaid.

Perhaps this isn't all complete nonsense though, and in fact the flappy back-penis is actually a dorsal fin? ConfusedGrin

OldCrone · 09/01/2020 11:16

Robin "not for relationship purposes" Green!

If anyone missed this (2 years ago Shock), here's the tweet.

Is this the worst Twitter take ever?
Qcng · 09/01/2020 11:09

Would Robin consider a female mermaid for relationship purposes?

Interesting he knows what a woman is, when you're in need of someone to have a fishtail magically attached to her by a wizard.

Can transwomen be turned magically into mermaids by a wizard?
Hmm... So many questions....

Michelleoftheresistance · 09/01/2020 11:06

No matter how much cosmetic surgery you give an elephant it stays an elephant.

Honestly, it's just getting plain silly now.

Sexequality · 09/01/2020 10:35

Tuna then?

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