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The Continuing Saga of Harry the Owl (Thread 2)

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MrsSnippyPants · 24/11/2019 15:42

First thread filling up rapidly, and of course the story continues......

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bettybeans · 25/11/2019 01:35

Ah David Davis, NOT David Davies. That is interesting.

aliasundercover · 24/11/2019 23:48

On the off-chance that Harry or Mrs Owl reads this:

Thank you very much for doing this. Until reading your blog I hadn't thought much about the personal cost to you. Thanks for standing up for truth and fairness. Without people like you we'd be lost.

Redshoeblueshoe · 24/11/2019 23:25

Mockers Gin

theflushedzebra · 24/11/2019 23:19

Get that story saved - it's too perfect - so will probs be erased by MNHQ along with women's free speech.

theflushedzebra · 24/11/2019 23:17

Wonderful, Mockers Grin

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 24/11/2019 22:27

Oh, Mockers, that's bliss. Please do more.

TinaBarrow · 24/11/2019 22:25

Love it Mockers

OhHolyJesus · 24/11/2019 22:22

Place marking and back for part 2 from Mockers.

AutumnCrow · 24/11/2019 22:19

a surreal story that is gestating in a box

Qcng · 24/11/2019 22:14

The owl, pc Gull, mermaids, a stone wall, an alphabet soup, a parking posie, blue haired shouters, an IT crowd...
There is SO much material for a hilarious, slightly surreal story!

Macareaux · 24/11/2019 21:47

Better late than never.

VinandVigour · 24/11/2019 21:39

Oh, David Davis , not David Davies, that’s unexpected.

boatyardblues · 24/11/2019 21:15

Mockers - is it you that post excerpts from Sally’s diary too? If so, you have a talent for satire.

Imnobody4 · 24/11/2019 21:11

Interesting tweets from David Davis MP.

The Continuing Saga of Harry the Owl (Thread 2)
mcduffy · 24/11/2019 20:52

Please keep going Grin

MangoesAreMyFavourite · 24/11/2019 20:42

Grin fantastic

Destinysdaughter · 24/11/2019 20:35

Haha brilliant!

BlackeyedSusan · 24/11/2019 20:12

Erm mockers... Should we start digging for you too now?

And all the posters who have grinned?

PencilsInSpace · 24/11/2019 20:02

Mockers, please get this finished and published in time for christmas Grin

NotAtMyAge · 24/11/2019 19:14

Mockers

Grin Grin Grin

MockersFactCheckMN · 24/11/2019 19:00

....cooo. Interesting. Anyway:

The Mermaids of KoolAid Lake were slippery creatures with blue hair and tight bandages where their scallop-shells used to be.

"Harry the Owl hates Cuckoos" They chanted. "Cuckoo chicks are everywhere plunging to their deaths because of Harry. Death To Harry The Owl! Tolerance! Inclusion! Death to Harry!!!"

ProfessorSlocombe · 24/11/2019 18:54

MockersFactCheckMN

Have you ever heard "The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles" by Jethro Tull (from "A Passion Play").

YouTube it and then re-read your bit Grin

MockersFactCheckMN · 24/11/2019 18:51

...."Look," said Harry, "I used to be forest constable, and I didn't have time to tell people off for poems. I was too busy chasing weasels and cuckoos and other woodland crims."

"There's been a few changes since your day, Harry," said PC Gull. "We've all been down to KoolAid Lake to be trained by the Mermaids. And If any cuckoos identify as blackbirds, you have to let them lay eggs in the nest of thier choice."

"I'm not having this," said Harry, and off he flew, in search of a legal eagle, who would present his case in front of the Wise Old Beak.....

refusetobeasheep · 24/11/2019 18:46

Beautifully written blog - PC Gull really picked the wrong couple

Spero · 24/11/2019 18:38

Marking my place. need to go back to first thread and read the regulatory capture stuff more carefully. Mumsnet is such an education!

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