Ah well. It was this time last year M&S had that thing about what every woman needs is tiny pants and every female here went get stuffed, it's about BIG KNICKERS. No one wears tiny pants unless it's performative with a man involved.
This year M&S believe that for women it's all about the tiny pants with the semen stains! So festive. So joyous for women, that.
And women are still going get stuffed, but now the big knickers are getting bought in sealed packets. And possibly washed before wearing.